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Old 09-18-2002, 02:51 PM   #1
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Have any of you fucked a friend's mother?

I'm curious.....i'm in a bit of a situation here and was wondering if any of you have ever done this.

Seriously.

Stories / recommendations please.
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Old 09-18-2002, 02:51 PM   #2
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Old 09-18-2002, 02:55 PM   #3
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No, but I've fucked your father.
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Old 09-18-2002, 03:00 PM   #4
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does fucking a friends wife count.
I used to work at Sears and i met an older lady there became friends with her husband and then later became friends with her.
I loved working late with just her and a whole store full of furniture..damn there's some comfy lines of mattresses !
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Old 09-18-2002, 03:02 PM   #5
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a friends brother... well... actually the friend too... but um... yeah
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Old 09-18-2002, 03:07 PM   #6
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Well, hows this one.

My friends parents had been divorced for 2 years. She hadn't dated at all in that time.

I was on the team with him, but blew my knee out my senior year (I was 18 though! BARELY)

Sitting in the stands of the game, cheering them on, she nudges next to me, we start talking. She then asks me if I wanted to go for a ride, get some food and such.

So we went, grabbed some Wendy's, headed out on the other side of this lake where no one ever goes. Looked at the lights of the city and such.

I got out of the car, and sat on the front of it. Thats when she made her move. She had her tongue in my mouth so fast.

Next thing I knew, pants around my ankle, nice skilled blowjob. Then we fucked, right there on the hood of her car.

We carried the relationship on for a bout a year. Meeting in places for nothing but sex. I loved it! Sex all the time.

Eventually, we just stopped calling each other, I think my buddy knew, he never mentioned it though. I DO KNOW, his older sister knew, as she walked in on us once.

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Old 09-18-2002, 03:10 PM   #7
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Not yet..
not yet.
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Old 09-18-2002, 03:10 PM   #8
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I fucked a friends sister but that's it.
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Old 09-18-2002, 03:21 PM   #9
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I haven't fucked a friends mother, but I have fucked my mothers friend.

It happened after she got too drunk this summer after my sisters wedding. I had to FIND this chicks car, which happened to be in a parking garage like 3 blocks away from the wedding reception. It took me like 2 hours just to find her car because she didnt remember where she had parked it.

Anywho, I drive her home with my homeboy remy driving my whip. I tell him that Imma try and get some head from her and he was like "fuck it, go head". I was sort of scared at first because I have been calling this lady "Aunt" for my entire life. (she's changed my diapers)

Anywho, I had to listen to about 40 minutes of her drunken sob stories all the way home but when we got to her crib. (which is EXACTLY across the street from my moms crib) I ended up fucking her in the driveway. Fucked up part about it, my mom knew that she was fucked up and that I had to drive her home so she came over to check on her before she went in the house.

There I am, in a steamed up car fucking the shit out of her "best friend". The fucked up part about it is that my mom blames me!!
Plus it kinda fucked things up between them now because my "Aunt" is real embarrassed and rarely comes outside or calls her now. And when she does its real brief. They have never really addressed the Big Dick I had planted in her that night.

Out of all my sexcapades thats one I wish I could erase from the books
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Old 09-18-2002, 03:38 PM   #10
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Originally posted by macroguru
Well, hows this one.
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We carried the relationship on for a bout a year. Meeting in places for nothing but sex. I loved it! Sex all the time.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo).
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey hey hey, hey hey
hey).

Cool story
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Old 09-18-2002, 03:46 PM   #11
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Try alt.sex.stories.mature
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Old 09-18-2002, 04:05 PM   #12
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dissam..those are some nice stories.

Basically my friend's mother isn't too fond of her husband for whatever reason...mostly cuz hes too christian and they shouldn't of ever gotten married in the first place. Anyway, she keeps giving me the looks and it freaks me out but shes hot. Forty year old women definitely aint my thing but maybe I'll go for it. I think my friend would obviously care but not like hate me for it.

Whatcha think?
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