I haven't fucked a friends mother, but I have fucked my mothers friend.
It happened after she got too drunk this summer after my sisters wedding. I had to FIND this chicks car, which happened to be in a parking garage like 3 blocks away from the wedding reception. It took me like 2 hours just to find her car because she didnt remember where she had parked it.
Anywho, I drive her home with my homeboy remy driving my whip. I tell him that Imma try and get some head from her and he was like "fuck it, go head". I was sort of scared at first because I have been calling this lady "Aunt" for my entire life. (she's changed my diapers)
Anywho, I had to listen to about 40 minutes of her drunken sob stories all the way home but when we got to her crib. (which is EXACTLY across the street from my moms crib) I ended up fucking her in the driveway. Fucked up part about it, my mom knew that she was fucked up and that I had to drive her home so she came over to check on her before she went in the house.
There I am, in a steamed up car fucking the shit out of her "best friend". The fucked up part about it is that my mom blames me!!
Plus it kinda fucked things up between them now because my "Aunt" is real embarrassed and rarely comes outside or calls her now. And when she does its real brief. They have never really addressed the Big Dick I had planted in her that night.
Out of all my sexcapades thats one I wish I could erase from the books
