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Old 10-21-2007, 01:04 PM   #1
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Haha joke of the day.. funny as fuck!
Reading a book

A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife is all curled up, ready to go to sleep, as the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife, and fondles her "special area." He does this a few times, but only for very short intervals before turning back to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused... and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement, she gets up and starts stripping right in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown.... I thought it was foreplay."
The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, then what the hell were you doing?"
Seconds before his death, he says... "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."
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Old 10-21-2007, 01:06 PM   #2
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Where the hell did the death part come from
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Old 10-21-2007, 01:10 PM   #3
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Old 10-21-2007, 01:11 PM   #4
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she killed him.lol
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Old 10-21-2007, 01:26 PM   #5
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lol good one "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."
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Old 10-21-2007, 01:32 PM   #6
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Old 10-21-2007, 01:42 PM   #7
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I was waiting for a better end, but this was good, too.
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Old 10-21-2007, 02:35 PM   #8
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lolz .. thats funny.
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Old 10-21-2007, 02:39 PM   #9
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hahaha... great!
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Old 10-21-2007, 02:41 PM   #10
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nice one..............
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Old 10-21-2007, 02:43 PM   #11
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Reading a book
You should have called it Famous Last Words instead
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Old 10-21-2007, 02:45 PM   #12
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Old 10-21-2007, 02:45 PM   #13
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Old 10-21-2007, 02:50 PM   #14
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Where the hell did the death part come from
You obviously don't know women very well.
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Old 10-21-2007, 03:13 PM   #15
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Better than the joke.
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Old 10-21-2007, 03:22 PM   #16
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haha not bad...
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Old 10-21-2007, 03:39 PM   #17
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Heard it before
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Old 10-21-2007, 04:30 PM   #18
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Old 10-21-2007, 04:37 PM   #19
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nice....
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Old 10-21-2007, 06:42 PM   #20
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Har har..not bad at all
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Old 10-21-2007, 06:45 PM   #21
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that's funny as fuck!
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