Haha joke of the day.. funny as fuck!
 

Reading a book

A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife is all curled up, ready to go to sleep, as the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife, and fondles her "special area." He does this a few times, but only for very short intervals before turning back to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused... and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement, she gets up and starts stripping right in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown.... I thought it was foreplay."
The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, then what the hell were you doing?"
Seconds before his death, he says... "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."

Where the hell did the death part come from

she killed him.lol

lol :1orglaugh good one "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."

good one :1orglaugh

I was waiting for a better end, but this was good, too.

lolz .. thats funny.

hahaha... great!

nice one..............

You should have called it Famous Last Words instead :1orglaugh

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You obviously don't know women very well.

Better than the joke.

haha not bad...

Heard it before

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nice....

Har har..not bad at all

that's funny as fuck!