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directfiesta · 10-20-2007, 06:24 PM

Brewer Offers Free Lifetime Beer Supply For Lost Laptop

Harriette Cecilio - AHN News Writer

Wellington, New Zealand - A New Zealand brewer will give a free lifetime supply of beer to anyone who can return the company laptop that contains all its financial reports, new label designs and important contracts with suppliers and customers.

Croucher Brewing Co. will be happy to extend deluxe service and complimentary drinks to the person who can turn over the computer, which was lost during a break-in.

"So we decided that if anyone does come into possession of it we'll be happy to offer them a reward - a dozen (bottles) of beer," said company co-owner Paul Croucher said Friday.

The reward of 12 free beers monthly has an estimated value of $19,500.

Croucher said several people have called to express interest over the reward and assured owners they were looking for the missing computer.

Croucher suspects the laptop may have been lost to some "opportunistic kids." He also admitted the beer manufacturing facility was using a "flimsy padlock."

"We'd love (the computer) back. We're at such a critical stage in our little business that every hit like that is quite big," he said.

Croucher, which is based in the central North Island tourist town of Rotorua, ships 605 liter of beer weekly to various parts of New Zealand.

Among its bestsellers are the English-style Pale Ale, Czech-style Bohemian pilsner and a cloudy German wheat beer called Hef. It also sells special limited edition "seasonal" beers from time to time.

But New Zealand winemaker Montana had warned the microbrewery to ensure its free beer reward terms were clear. The winery had found itself embroiled in a legal suit when a winner of an offer of five years' free wine tried to extend the promo period.

Papillon · 10-20-2007, 06:27 PM

homer no function beer well without!!

fatfoo · 10-20-2007, 09:04 PM

net present value of $19,500 , not bad

Bird · 10-20-2007, 09:12 PM

I'm sure the thief wiped out the HD

After Shock Media · 10-20-2007, 09:21 PM

12 bottles a month?

What kind of beer company thinks that is a life time supply?
I think this calls for at least a beer a day minimum to qualify as a lifetime supply.

LiveDose · 10-20-2007, 09:21 PM

People want cash not beer. That would be a lot less than 19k to them.

Cheap asses.

baddog · 10-20-2007, 09:23 PM

I rarely drink beer and that would not be a lifetime's worth for even me.

baddog · 10-20-2007, 09:23 PM

They should get Lo-jack on the next one.

10-20-2007, 06:24 PM	#1
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,668	Who wants Free Lifetime Beer Supply ???? serious offer Brewer Offers Free Lifetime Beer Supply For Lost Laptop Harriette Cecilio - AHN News Writer Wellington, New Zealand - A New Zealand brewer will give a free lifetime supply of beer to anyone who can return the company laptop that contains all its financial reports, new label designs and important contracts with suppliers and customers. Croucher Brewing Co. will be happy to extend deluxe service and complimentary drinks to the person who can turn over the computer, which was lost during a break-in. "So we decided that if anyone does come into possession of it we'll be happy to offer them a reward - a dozen (bottles) of beer," said company co-owner Paul Croucher said Friday. The reward of 12 free beers monthly has an estimated value of $19,500. Croucher said several people have called to express interest over the reward and assured owners they were looking for the missing computer. Croucher suspects the laptop may have been lost to some "opportunistic kids." He also admitted the beer manufacturing facility was using a "flimsy padlock." "We'd love (the computer) back. We're at such a critical stage in our little business that every hit like that is quite big," he said. Croucher, which is based in the central North Island tourist town of Rotorua, ships 605 liter of beer weekly to various parts of New Zealand. Among its bestsellers are the English-style Pale Ale, Czech-style Bohemian pilsner and a cloudy German wheat beer called Hef. It also sells special limited edition "seasonal" beers from time to time. But New Zealand winemaker Montana had warned the microbrewery to ensure its free beer reward terms were clear. The winery had found itself embroiled in a legal suit when a winner of an offer of five years' free wine tried to extend the promo period. __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

10-20-2007, 06:27 PM	#2
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Bird Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Stockton Posts: 4,365	I'm sure the thief wiped out the HD __________________ ICQ:268731675

10-20-2007, 09:21 PM	#5
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	12 bottles a month? What kind of beer company thinks that is a life time supply? I think this calls for at least a beer a day minimum to qualify as a lifetime supply. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-20-2007, 09:21 PM	#6
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	People want cash not beer. That would be a lot less than 19k to them. Cheap asses. __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

10-20-2007, 09:23 PM	#7
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I rarely drink beer and that would not be a lifetime's worth for even me.