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Compdoctor · 10-20-2007, 06:49 AM

What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?

Locking the car door.
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What's the difference between a blonde and the internet?

Not everyone's been on the internet!
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What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?

Great work, team!
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Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?

Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

Scott McD · 10-20-2007, 06:54 AM

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

SexualDragon · 10-20-2007, 07:03 AM

gecko · 10-20-2007, 01:06 PM

Spunky · 10-20-2007, 01:11 PM

Lol..those were pretty good

um_designs · 10-20-2007, 01:15 PM

hahaha nice...

eroswebmaster · 10-20-2007, 01:20 PM

How do you get a blonde pregnant?

Fuck her you dolt!

VeriSexy · 10-20-2007, 01:23 PM

lol............

Vick! · 10-20-2007, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

Now this is the blonde

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

How do you get a blonde pregnant?

Fuck her you dolt!

Vitasoy · 10-20-2007, 03:30 PM

that gave me a chuckle

Az A Bay Bay · 10-20-2007, 03:49 PM

hahahahaha, lol ")

Az A Bay Bay · 10-20-2007, 03:49 PM

wOw.....nice one

darnit · 10-20-2007, 07:07 PM

Why did the blond stop taking the pill?

..... It kept falling out.

fatfoo · 10-20-2007, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compdoctor

Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?

Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

fatfoo · 10-20-2007, 09:17 PM

hey, here's a blonde joke:

pamela anderson

Angie77 · 10-21-2007, 09:06 AM

lol at this thread.. blonde jokes are the best

Violetta · 10-21-2007, 09:55 AM

haha...

10-20-2007, 06:49 AM	#1
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