Saturday's Blonde Jokes
 

What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?

Locking the car door.
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What's the difference between a blonde and the internet?

Not everyone's been on the internet!
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What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?

Great work, team!
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Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?

Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

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Lol..those were pretty good

hahaha nice...

How do you get a blonde pregnant?

Fuck her you dolt!

lol............

Now this is the blonde :thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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that gave me a chuckle

hahahahaha, lol ")

wOw.....nice one

Why did the blond stop taking the pill?




..... It kept falling out.

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hey, here's a blonde joke:

pamela anderson

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lol at this thread.. blonde jokes are the best

haha... :)