I Just Found Out Where the Wasps Have Been Coming From... - GoFuckYourself.com

minusonebit · 10-20-2007, 03:39 PM

For the last few weeks, I have finding wasps in the house constantly. I keep killing them and more come. So I am sitting here reading a book, and I hear this little thump come from the fireplace, followed shortly by another one. A couple seconds later, I see a wasp sitting on the hearth of my fireplace. So I go over, open the screen and sure enough there are a couple of the little fuckers in laying there. Haven't used the fireplace all summer, so they must have built a nest up in the chimney somewhere.

And slowly, a plan begins to form in my evil little mind. I go get a couple of matches, light them and blow them out, holding the smoking ends in the flue opening, watching the smoke to make sure it goes up, otherwise, my plan could backfire in a real hurry if there was no draft and they managed to block my chimney up completely. But there was a draft and a decent one at that. So I began filling the fireplace with all kinds of paper. Couple of shipping boxes, lots of junk mail, some IRS papers (opps, did I say that out loud?) and a few pieces of pine pallet. Then for good measure, a very small amount of kerosene. Then I lit the match and off she went with a belch of black smoke and a whoosh, burned vigorously and quite hot for about 10 minutes, so hot I couldn't even stand right in front of the fire place, then it died down and has since mostly went out. I don't think there will be any more wasps now.

Few problems exist that cant be solved with the application of a little Kerosene on some tax records and a touch of fire.

CyberHustler · 10-20-2007, 03:41 PM

siggage......

Pornwolf · 10-20-2007, 03:45 PM

I thought you were going to say Rhode Island.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-20-2007, 03:52 PM

did you make sure to get any passwords and usernames from any of them just incase they came from another webmasters home first? ya'know, so you have content for your "security" blog?

buzzy · 10-20-2007, 04:00 PM

i dont know why you still post here, nobody likes you i think it's time for you to get the hint and fuck off ;)

baddog · 10-20-2007, 04:20 PM

Using kerosene in a fireplace shows just how smart you are.

Fap · 10-20-2007, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

I thought you were going to say Rhode Island.

tiger · 10-20-2007, 07:07 PM

Fuck I have been finding those little fuckers around the house too lately. We had a warm couple days I think it woke them up. I'm going to go turn on my fireplace just in case

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The Judge · 10-20-2007, 07:09 PM

WASP White Anglo Sacson Protestant

fatfoo · 10-20-2007, 07:24 PM

who the fuck cares about your wasps

minusonebit · 10-20-2007, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Using kerosene in a fireplace shows just how smart you are.

Its perfectly safe. I burn all sorts of other things they tell you not use in your fireplace as well. They only do that because some people are too stupid to only use a little. Its not like I put in a whole gallon or anything. Just enough to get it going real good.

Papillon · 10-20-2007, 08:20 PM

CyberHustler · 10-21-2007, 06:25 AM

Damn your condo has a fireplace? Wish my condo had a fireplace...

Malicious Biz · 10-21-2007, 06:43 AM

GFY.. Livejournal... not really much of a difference these days

minusonebit · 10-21-2007, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

Damn your condo has a fireplace? Wish my condo had a fireplace...

Yeah, its nice. Nothing better than reading a good book in front of the fireplace in the winter when its too miserable to even think about going outside.

10-20-2007, 03:39 PM	#1
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	I Just Found Out Where the Wasps Have Been Coming From... For the last few weeks, I have finding wasps in the house constantly. I keep killing them and more come. So I am sitting here reading a book, and I hear this little thump come from the fireplace, followed shortly by another one. A couple seconds later, I see a wasp sitting on the hearth of my fireplace. So I go over, open the screen and sure enough there are a couple of the little fuckers in laying there. Haven't used the fireplace all summer, so they must have built a nest up in the chimney somewhere. And slowly, a plan begins to form in my evil little mind. I go get a couple of matches, light them and blow them out, holding the smoking ends in the flue opening, watching the smoke to make sure it goes up, otherwise, my plan could backfire in a real hurry if there was no draft and they managed to block my chimney up completely. But there was a draft and a decent one at that. So I began filling the fireplace with all kinds of paper. Couple of shipping boxes, lots of junk mail, some IRS papers (opps, did I say that out loud?) and a few pieces of pine pallet. Then for good measure, a very small amount of kerosene. Then I lit the match and off she went with a belch of black smoke and a whoosh, burned vigorously and quite hot for about 10 minutes, so hot I couldn't even stand right in front of the fire place, then it died down and has since mostly went out. I don't think there will be any more wasps now. Few problems exist that cant be solved with the application of a little Kerosene on some tax records and a touch of fire. Last edited by minusonebit; 10-20-2007 at 03:41 PM..

10-20-2007, 03:45 PM	#3
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buzzy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,606	i dont know why you still post here, nobody likes you i think it's time for you to get the hint and fuck off ;)

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