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tical · 10-16-2007, 07:56 PM

TheRealMe.com & TRMCash.com is looking for a programmer FAMILIAR with the adult industry & affilaite marketing.

We need someone that has experience in creating promotional tools for subscrpition based websites.

The ideal candidate will have experience in the adult industry & strong skills in cross browser compatible front end web programming, php & mysql.

We're looking at integrating things such as

Blogs with RSS / XML feeds
Free hosted galleries + generator
Banner management
Free sites
Geo targeted utilities
Custom consoles
& more more more (we want your input as well)

WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A ROBOT, WE WANT THE PROGRAMMER TO BE INVOLVED & SPEAR HEAD THINGS WITH HIS OWN THOUGHTS, ETC. WE DO NOT WANT TO SIT HERE & WRITE SPECS FOR EACH TINY REQUIREMENT WHICH IS WHY INDUSTRY KNOWLEDGE & EXPERIENCE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!

The ideal candidate must also be willing to manage these utilities as well as update them after they are created. This could involve coordinating with designers, writers, etc.

The job can be done from home IF you are reliable. If you say you can deliver something by X date & don't then you'll probably get canned.

Excuses will not to be accepted. We don't care who died, if your internet is out, your hard drive failed, your cat pissed on the keyboard or anything like that.

True professionals make things happen regardless of bumps in the road & that is what we're looking for.

Send your resume to [email protected] if you're interested. If you have any questions please post them here. Salary will depend on experience.

Here are some pics for the surfers:

tical · 10-16-2007, 07:57 PM

I'll throw in a $100 referral fee, we're ready to rock and roll!

FredIsMe · 10-16-2007, 07:59 PM

bump 4 u

Vitasoy · 10-16-2007, 08:41 PM

Hot looking content, nice opportunity here

pr0 · 10-16-2007, 08:53 PM

sorry bro....i love you & errol, but it took us 4 years & a lot of heart break to find our programmer, we're not giving em up!

i feel you on the specifications though

there are more worthless programmers in this business than in any other on earth

finding a free-thinking one is damn near impossible

hit me up, i can give you some pointers though

»Rob Content« · 10-16-2007, 08:55 PM

I can write some sick binary man, fuck yeah finally a job.

Here is a sample code for your FHG's

11000010100001010101010011111111100000010100100100 101 1001110

Flynn · 10-16-2007, 09:54 PM

thanks pr0, your advise is always good and we are happy to hear it.

dissipate · 10-16-2007, 10:07 PM

can i fuck the models?

Brad Mitchell · 10-16-2007, 10:21 PM

Just wanted to drop in and say your site looks fantastic. The quality of the videos is superb and the editing was excellent. Quite refreshing! Best of luck on your search for a programmer. If the inside is as good as the trailers this site is going to knock surfers right off their feet.

Brad

VeriSexy · 10-16-2007, 10:21 PM

Nice opportunity here

Flynn · 10-16-2007, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

can i fuck the models?

Can you send us signups? Anything is possible. lol

V_RocKs · 10-16-2007, 11:21 PM

$300K + Remote + Health Care....

Yeah... I know... but I figured I would just let you know in case you were wondering how much I cost.

V_RocKs · 10-16-2007, 11:31 PM

Hmmm.. got any content?

Casa Nova · 10-16-2007, 11:45 PM

Great opp for someone.. bump

Flynn · 10-16-2007, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Hmmm.. got any content?

ICQ'ing you now.

alby_persignup · 10-17-2007, 03:54 AM

Good luck to the opp.

DamageX · 10-17-2007, 04:11 AM

tical, I hit you up on ICQ. If you don't get it, can you or Flynn hit me up, please? 1566665, I have something that might be very interesting for you.

Deej · 10-17-2007, 04:27 AM

BUmp for Quality connections

divine116 · 10-17-2007, 04:50 AM

I love the girls!

carol.prime · 10-17-2007, 07:26 AM

bump for you!!

Flynn · 10-17-2007, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

tical, I hit you up on ICQ. If you don't get it, can you or Flynn hit me up, please? 1566665, I have something that might be very interesting for you.

I'm on it. Talk to you in a sec.

Flynn · 10-22-2007, 03:49 PM

I'm bumping this. I have had a few replies but I need more. I'm sure there are some good programmers on here. Contact the info in my sig.
Errol

draude · 10-22-2007, 04:32 PM

great oppurtunity.. bump4yah

Juicy D. Links · 10-22-2007, 05:45 PM

i am available to pleasure the women

Flynn · 10-22-2007, 06:36 PM

come on guys. i know there are more of you out there. :D

tical · 10-22-2007, 06:38 PM

lazy bastards!

Flynn · 10-22-2007, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

lazy bastards!

hahahah no kidding.

Flynn · 10-22-2007, 11:24 PM

Slackers!!!!

JD · 10-22-2007, 11:38 PM

bump 4 jew

Flynn · 10-23-2007, 12:04 AM

Thanks JD

Due · 10-23-2007, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

$300K + Remote + Health Care....

Yeah... I know... but I figured I would just let you know in case you were wondering how much I cost.

You forgot to include a luxury company car, that is absolutely a must if you work home and dont get out anyway!
Most programmers breakdown because they sit working from home all day, and all night. Their neighbours think they are strange, but if there is always a luxury car parked outside their home, all the neighbours hey cool, I wanna do what you do. It gives more confident to the programmer, he will perform better, so you need to put also an extra $50K / year on the package for increased performance + the car ofcourse, else the $50K will be wasted

Flynn · 10-23-2007, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Due

You forgot to include a luxury company car, that is absolutely a must if you work home and dont get out anyway!
Most programmers breakdown because they sit working from home all day, and all night. Their neighbours think they are strange, but if there is always a luxury car parked outside their home, all the neighbours hey cool, I wanna do what you do. It gives more confident to the programmer, he will perform better, so you need to put also an extra $50K / year on the package for increased performance + the car ofcourse, else the $50K will be wasted

Damn! those are some pretty serious requirements. :D IF you know someone who is that good have them contact me. I'd like to pick their brain. heh

selena · 10-23-2007, 02:37 PM

Very nice looking content!

Flynn · 10-23-2007, 03:48 PM

Thanks Selena!
I'm talking to a programmer right now. Are there any more of you on here that can meet these requirements?? If so contact me.

beta-tester · 10-23-2007, 03:55 PM

feel free to hit me up.
944-320-46

Flynn · 10-23-2007, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester

feel free to hit me up.
944-320-46

Yes sir! I will add you in just a bit. :D

tony286 · 10-23-2007, 03:58 PM

very cute girls, nice pictures. A bump for you.

sysk · 10-25-2007, 07:45 AM

Still looking ? I fill the requirements and am interested. Contact me !

10-16-2007, 07:56 PM	#1
tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	**! WWW.THEREALME.COM is hiring! (pics) !** TheRealMe.com & TRMCash.com is looking for a programmer FAMILIAR with the adult industry & affilaite marketing. We need someone that has experience in creating promotional tools for subscrpition based websites. The ideal candidate will have experience in the adult industry & strong skills in cross browser compatible front end web programming, php & mysql. We're looking at integrating things such as Blogs with RSS / XML feeds Free hosted galleries + generator Banner management Free sites Geo targeted utilities Custom consoles & more more more (we want your input as well) WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A ROBOT, WE WANT THE PROGRAMMER TO BE INVOLVED & SPEAR HEAD THINGS WITH HIS OWN THOUGHTS, ETC. WE DO NOT WANT TO SIT HERE & WRITE SPECS FOR EACH TINY REQUIREMENT WHICH IS WHY INDUSTRY KNOWLEDGE & EXPERIENCE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT! The ideal candidate must also be willing to manage these utilities as well as update them after they are created. This could involve coordinating with designers, writers, etc. The job can be done from home IF you are reliable. If you say you can deliver something by X date & don't then you'll probably get canned. Excuses will not to be accepted. We don't care who died, if your internet is out, your hard drive failed, your cat pissed on the keyboard or anything like that. True professionals make things happen regardless of bumps in the road & that is what we're looking for. Send your resume to [email protected] if you're interested. If you have any questions please post them here. Salary will depend on experience. Here are some pics for the surfers: __________________ 112.020.756

10-16-2007, 07:57 PM	#2
tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	I'll throw in a $100 referral fee, we're ready to rock and roll! __________________ 112.020.756

10-16-2007, 08:41 PM	#4
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10-16-2007, 08:53 PM	#5
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10-16-2007, 09:54 PM	#7
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10-16-2007, 10:07 PM	#8
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10-16-2007, 10:21 PM	#9
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	Just wanted to drop in and say your site looks fantastic. The quality of the videos is superb and the editing was excellent. Quite refreshing! Best of luck on your search for a programmer. If the inside is as good as the trailers this site is going to knock surfers right off their feet. Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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10-16-2007, 11:21 PM	#12
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10-16-2007, 11:31 PM	#13
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	Hmmm.. got any content?

10-16-2007, 11:45 PM	#14
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10-17-2007, 03:54 AM	#16
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10-17-2007, 04:11 AM	#17
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10-17-2007, 04:27 AM	#18
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10-22-2007, 03:49 PM	#22
Flynn pr0's goat screwed me Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,083	I'm bumping this. I have had a few replies but I need more. I'm sure there are some good programmers on here. Contact the info in my sig. Errol __________________ blah blah blah

10-22-2007, 04:32 PM	#23
draude Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ... Posts: 1,214	great oppurtunity.. bump4yah __________________ Web Developer

10-22-2007, 05:45 PM	#24
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i am available to pleasure the women

10-22-2007, 06:36 PM	#25
Flynn pr0's goat screwed me Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,083	come on guys. i know there are more of you out there. :D __________________ blah blah blah

10-22-2007, 06:38 PM	#26
tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	lazy bastards! __________________ 112.020.756

10-22-2007, 11:24 PM	#28
Flynn pr0's goat screwed me Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,083	Slackers!!!! __________________ blah blah blah

10-22-2007, 11:38 PM	#29
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	bump 4 jew

10-23-2007, 12:04 AM	#30
Flynn pr0's goat screwed me Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,083	Thanks JD __________________ blah blah blah

10-23-2007, 02:37 PM	#33
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10-23-2007, 03:48 PM	#34
Flynn pr0's goat screwed me Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,083	Thanks Selena! I'm talking to a programmer right now. Are there any more of you on here that can meet these requirements?? If so contact me. __________________ blah blah blah

10-23-2007, 03:55 PM	#35
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10-23-2007, 03:58 PM	#37
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10-25-2007, 07:45 AM	#38
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