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SleazyDream · 09-17-2002, 03:10 PM

I need me a sexertary for conventions.

Qualifications:

- must have a positive attitude towards sexual harassment from the boss

- must be female - applicants who have had a sex change need not apply

-must look hot in a thong, but won't have to wear it in public.

- must be able to show SUPERIOR customer service to select clients/business associates

- must be willing to travel at own expense to about 4-5 conventions a year.

- Must be able to perform sexertary duties well into the wee hours of the night and into early morning if necessary.

- Applicants with experience in or knowledge of massage, pornography, or previous sexertary or mistress positions will get preference.

Other requirements may be necessary. Only the top 17 applicants will be hired.

Salary/benefits. The position will get reduced hotel room cost (shared with the boss and other sexretaries).

post application on this thread

beerbust03 · 09-17-2002, 03:12 PM

Damn!!!

I'm laughing cause I'm a secretary and those perks look great! Fuck the salary. Hehehehhe. Hope you find your sexetary.....................

salsbury · 09-17-2002, 03:13 PM

must be female, bummer. i wanted some SleazyMeat.

sherbert · 09-17-2002, 03:14 PM

I think we all know where this thread is heading...

{:: insert kimmykim comment here ::}

vegasdude · 09-17-2002, 03:15 PM

Quote:

must be willing to travel at own expense to about 4-5 conventions a year.

cheap azz

grumpy · 09-17-2002, 03:15 PM

I have a female donkey. I think thats exactly what youre looking for.

Pornwolf · 09-17-2002, 03:16 PM

Some strippers want day jobs. Go to a strip club and interview some babes.

Kimmykim · 09-17-2002, 03:17 PM

gee, they must be lining up with applications.

SleazyDream · 09-17-2002, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
gee, they must be lining up with applications.

don't worry kimmykim, your job is safe.

DrewKole · 09-17-2002, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beerbust03
Damn!!!

I'm laughing cause I'm a secretary and those perks look great! Fuck the salary. Hehehehhe. Hope you find your sexetary.....................

lol, I dont think you could survive one night with him... =)

Sleazy was the one that saved Tokyo from Godzilla, Godzilla was a tiny bitch compared.

SpeakEasy · 09-17-2002, 06:13 PM

Yet another stupid post by an Idiot..

pimpdog3 · 09-17-2002, 06:29 PM

I think KimmyKim mentioned she was in search of a job. Turns out Brad Shaw already kicked her ass to the curb. email her : [email protected] she is no longer employed there but still has access to ccbill property ( very strange but is true ).

09-17-2002, 03:10 PM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Seeking Sexertary - apply within I need me a sexertary for conventions. Qualifications: - must have a positive attitude towards sexual harassment from the boss - must be female - applicants who have had a sex change need not apply -must look hot in a thong, but won't have to wear it in public. - must be able to show SUPERIOR customer service to select clients/business associates - must be willing to travel at own expense to about 4-5 conventions a year. - Must be able to perform sexertary duties well into the wee hours of the night and into early morning if necessary. - Applicants with experience in or knowledge of massage, pornography, or previous sexertary or mistress positions will get preference. Other requirements may be necessary. Only the top 17 applicants will be hired. Salary/benefits. The position will get reduced hotel room cost (shared with the boss and other sexretaries). post application on this thread __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. Last edited by SleazyDream; 09-17-2002 at 03:12 PM..

09-17-2002, 03:12 PM	#2
beerbust03 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 911	Damn!!! I'm laughing cause I'm a secretary and those perks look great! Fuck the salary. Hehehehhe. Hope you find your sexetary..................... __________________ Hehehehe

09-17-2002, 03:13 PM	#3
salsbury Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,070	must be female, bummer. i wanted some SleazyMeat. __________________

09-17-2002, 03:14 PM	#4
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09-17-2002, 03:15 PM	#6
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09-17-2002, 03:16 PM	#7
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09-17-2002, 03:17 PM	#8
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	gee, they must be lining up with applications.

09-17-2002, 06:13 PM	#11
SpeakEasy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Internet Posts: 2,681	Yet another stupid post by an Idiot..

09-17-2002, 06:29 PM	#12
pimpdog3 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 652	I think KimmyKim mentioned she was in search of a job. Turns out Brad Shaw already kicked her ass to the curb. email her : [email protected] she is no longer employed there but still has access to ccbill property ( very strange but is true ).