Seeking Sexertary - apply within
 

I need me a sexertary for conventions.

Qualifications:

- must have a positive attitude towards sexual harassment from the boss

- must be female - applicants who have had a sex change need not apply

-must look hot in a thong, but won't have to wear it in public.

- must be able to show SUPERIOR customer service to select clients/business associates

- must be willing to travel at own expense to about 4-5 conventions a year.

- Must be able to perform sexertary duties well into the wee hours of the night and into early morning if necessary.

- Applicants with experience in or knowledge of massage, pornography, or previous sexertary or mistress positions will get preference.

Other requirements may be necessary. Only the top 17 applicants will be hired.


Salary/benefits. The position will get reduced hotel room cost (shared with the boss and other sexretaries).

post application on this thread

Damn!!!:) :1orglaugh

I'm laughing cause I'm a secretary and those perks look great! Fuck the salary. Hehehehhe. Hope you find your sexetary.....................

must be female, bummer. i wanted some SleazyMeat.

I think we all know where this thread is heading...

{:: insert kimmykim comment here ::}

cheap azz :1orglaugh

I have a female donkey. I think thats exactly what youre looking for.

Some strippers want day jobs. Go to a strip club and interview some babes.

gee, they must be lining up with applications.

don't worry kimmykim, your job is safe.

lol, I dont think you could survive one night with him... =)

Sleazy was the one that saved Tokyo from Godzilla, Godzilla was a tiny bitch compared.

Yet another stupid post by an Idiot..:1orglaugh

I think KimmyKim mentioned she was in search of a job. Turns out Brad Shaw already kicked her ass to the curb. email her : [email protected] she is no longer employed there but still has access to ccbill property ( very strange but is true ).