Need a job, newbie here - GoFuckYourself.com

vince0210 · 10-14-2007, 10:56 AM

I need a job, newbie here, knows how to create designs using adobe photoshop and create web designs using dreamweaver. Also knows a little of PHP programming.

sample site ==> vince0210.angelfire.com/ManBehind.html

YM: vince02102002
ICQ: 495503632
email: [email protected]

Spunky · 10-14-2007, 11:00 AM

Do you have firm buttocks?

HouseHead · 10-14-2007, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Do you have firm buttocks?

Wow Spunky are you hitting on this newbie?

Good luck.

Spunky · 10-14-2007, 11:06 AM

Fresh meat turns me on

CurrentlySober · 10-14-2007, 11:11 AM

do you like poo?

Vitasoy · 10-14-2007, 11:11 AM

Hope you get some leads, good luck.

vince0210 · 10-14-2007, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

do you like poo?

Nah, my baby likes it. Just did this site as a sample.

VeriSexy · 10-14-2007, 11:27 AM

Good luck

dakota1358 · 10-14-2007, 12:01 PM

Good luck on the job search and welcome to GFY

Violetta · 10-14-2007, 12:04 PM

damn....
http://vince0210.angelfire.com/ManBehind.html

Francky683 · 10-14-2007, 12:20 PM

Djìzuce

peterk · 10-14-2007, 12:33 PM

Make a free classifieds post on www.referralmatrix.com/sellit . We just added a classifieds area to the site and also are running a contest on GFY ( https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/774940-business-thread-contest-free-classifieds-win-500-00-a.html ) where you can win up to $500 for making a classified post.

Pleasurepays · 10-14-2007, 03:37 PM

haha.

awesome entertainment here today!

fatfoo · 10-14-2007, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

damn....
http://vince0210.angelfire.com/ManBehind.html

lol, weak design

Cyber Fucker · 10-14-2007, 03:46 PM

is this some joke?

Iron Fist · 10-14-2007, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbwebmaster

is this some joke?

No kidding... that website is horrid. Love the links on the left....

shekinah · 10-14-2007, 04:01 PM

goodluck to you then

master_design · 10-14-2007, 04:58 PM

camchoice · 10-14-2007, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by master_design

OMG!

yep indeed OMFG!

KingK7 · 10-14-2007, 05:03 PM

Hmm, maybe you should try something other than design... just an idea...

pixiewillow · 10-14-2007, 05:45 PM

OMG

um good luck hah hah

Cash · 10-14-2007, 11:25 PM

Good luck, man, and welcome to GFY

wateva · 10-14-2007, 11:34 PM

good luck..........

zeruel · 10-14-2007, 11:39 PM

good luck...

Papillon · 10-15-2007, 12:24 AM

excellent work man

voa · 10-15-2007, 12:27 AM

Good luck with this one.

ro8in · 10-15-2007, 05:59 AM

http://vince0210.angelfire.com/ManBehind.html

Is this a joke?? lol

Zuss · 10-15-2007, 06:53 AM

Webdesign is not your strength, try find something new...

Yngwie · 10-15-2007, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papillon

excellent work man

you're joking, right??

vince0210 · 10-15-2007, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papillon

excellent work man

Thanks man

V_RocKs · 10-15-2007, 08:47 AM

What kind of money do you want?

stephane76 · 10-15-2007, 09:05 AM

Huh ? .

polle54 · 10-15-2007, 09:33 AM

This got to be a joke

Learned my sister how to make a homepage in two hours, the outcome was about 5 times as good as this shit...

You need to hit the books again mate.

Drop design for good and start learning something about coding maybe. I can almost promise you that your design skills are too weak to ever hit through.

I would suggest you do the follwing:
Buy a virtual hosting plan ($9.95 a month)
Buy a domain ($10/year or so)

Go to: http://www.w3schools.com/
read these tutorials HTML, XHTML and CSS and learn it good.

Now Read the XML and XSLT tutorials.

Now Proceed to PHP and MySQL. Start on w3schools.com and then on to php.net. Hang around and study hard.

If you hate coding, then just stay at buying Virtual hosting and a domain name and then start getting some serious practice and start taking some tutorial. I would still see the HTML, XHTML and CSS guide as mandatory if you ever wanna show your face on a forum looking for work again.

Just a friendly comment.

Damn I hope I don't wasted all this time on a fake nick who just found the website I thought it was fun as hell...

Redmanthatcould · 10-15-2007, 10:11 AM

This thread is exactly what I needed for Monday morning. Thanks "Vince" and GFY

10-14-2007, 10:56 AM	#1
vince0210 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 626	Need a job, newbie here I need a job, newbie here, knows how to create designs using adobe photoshop and create web designs using dreamweaver. Also knows a little of PHP programming. sample site ==> vince0210.angelfire.com/ManBehind.html YM: vince02102002 ICQ: 495503632 email: [email protected]

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	haha. awesome entertainment here today!

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10-14-2007, 05:03 PM	#20
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Hmm, maybe you should try something other than design... just an idea...

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10-15-2007, 12:24 AM	#25
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10-15-2007, 12:27 AM	#26
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10-15-2007, 05:59 AM	#27
ro8in Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,542	http://vince0210.angelfire.com/ManBehind.html Is this a joke?? lol __________________ ------ Offcourse its a dude posting here. Probably a fut ugly one too. Fuck still people falling for this 100 year old trick

10-15-2007, 06:53 AM	#28
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10-15-2007, 08:47 AM	#31
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10-15-2007, 09:05 AM	#32
stephane76 Best VOD Company Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NC Posts: 3,888	Huh ? .

10-15-2007, 09:33 AM	#33
polle54 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Beach Posts: 4,626	This got to be a joke Learned my sister how to make a homepage in two hours, the outcome was about 5 times as good as this shit... You need to hit the books again mate. Drop design for good and start learning something about coding maybe. I can almost promise you that your design skills are too weak to ever hit through. I would suggest you do the follwing: Buy a virtual hosting plan ($9.95 a month) Buy a domain ($10/year or so) Go to: http://www.w3schools.com/ read these tutorials HTML, XHTML and CSS and learn it good. Now Read the XML and XSLT tutorials. Now Proceed to PHP and MySQL. Start on w3schools.com and then on to php.net. Hang around and study hard. If you hate coding, then just stay at buying Virtual hosting and a domain name and then start getting some serious practice and start taking some tutorial. I would still see the HTML, XHTML and CSS guide as mandatory if you ever wanna show your face on a forum looking for work again. Just a friendly comment. Damn I hope I don't wasted all this time on a fake nick who just found the website I thought it was fun as hell... __________________ ICQ# 143561781

10-15-2007, 10:11 AM	#34
Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	This thread is exactly what I needed for Monday morning. Thanks "Vince" and GFY