Need a job, newbie here
 

I need a job, newbie here, knows how to create designs using adobe photoshop and create web designs using dreamweaver. Also knows a little of PHP programming.

sample site ==> vince0210.angelfire.com/ManBehind.html

YM: vince02102002
ICQ: 495503632
email: [email protected]

Do you have firm buttocks?

Wow Spunky are you hitting on this newbie?


Good luck.

Fresh meat turns me on

do you like poo?

Hope you get some leads, good luck.

Nah, my baby likes it. Just did this site as a sample.

Good luck

Good luck on the job search and welcome to GFY

damn....
http://vince0210.angelfire.com/ManBehind.html

Djìzuce :helpme

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haha.

awesome entertainment here today!

lol, weak design

is this some joke?

No kidding... that website is horrid. Love the links on the left....

goodluck to you then:)

OMG!:helpme

yep indeed OMFG!

Hmm, maybe you should try something other than design... just an idea...

OMG :1orglaugh um good luck hah hah

Good luck, man, and welcome to GFY :)

good luck..........:)

good luck... :)

excellent work man

Good luck with this one.

http://vince0210.angelfire.com/ManBehind.html

Is this a joke?? lol

Webdesign is not your strength, try find something new...

you're joking, right??

Thanks man

What kind of money do you want?

Huh ? .

This got to be a joke

Learned my sister how to make a homepage in two hours, the outcome was about 5 times as good as this shit...

You need to hit the books again mate.

Drop design for good and start learning something about coding maybe. I can almost promise you that your design skills are too weak to ever hit through.

I would suggest you do the follwing:
Buy a virtual hosting plan ($9.95 a month)
Buy a domain ($10/year or so)

Go to: http://www.w3schools.com/
read these tutorials HTML, XHTML and CSS and learn it good.

Now Read the XML and XSLT tutorials.

Now Proceed to PHP and MySQL. Start on w3schools.com and then on to php.net. Hang around and study hard.

If you hate coding, then just stay at buying Virtual hosting and a domain name and then start getting some serious practice and start taking some tutorial. I would still see the HTML, XHTML and CSS guide as mandatory if you ever wanna show your face on a forum looking for work again.

Just a friendly comment.

Damn I hope I don't wasted all this time on a fake nick who just found the website I thought it was fun as hell...

This thread is exactly what I needed for Monday morning. Thanks "Vince" and GFY :thumbsup

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