aha ha ha, Dentist says rubbing women's breasts are a medical procedure! - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 10-12-2007, 04:07 PM

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WOODLAND, Calif. - A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem.

Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients' chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, which causes neck and head pain.

Attorney Robert Zaro told administrative law judge Jonathan Lew at a hearing Thursday that he should let Anderson keep his dental license while disciplinary appeals proceed. Anderson would be supervised by two assistants and would no longer do the chest rubs, Zaro said.

Zaro said Anderson, 48, of Woodland, needs to keep seeing patients so he can feed his seven children and pay for his defense.

The judge made no immediate decision.

Lew suspended Anderson's dental license last month. He was charged with two misdemeanor counts of battery and sexual battery. Yolo County prosecutors are investigating complaints from more than two dozen women who say they also were groped in the examining chair in the last five years.

Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Phillips gave Lew three new complaints, including one from a 31-year-old woman who said Anderson fondled her at least six times over two years.

She took to wearing tight shirts with high necklines, "and Anderson would still get in under her shirt and bra," according to a police report.

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You gotta love this guys defense...what a scumbag!
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D · 10-12-2007, 04:09 PM

Now I understand why a bro of mine is in Dental school!

directfiesta · 10-12-2007, 04:12 PM

I agree with him .... does wonder for me ...

GrouchyAdmin · 10-12-2007, 04:14 PM

See, your honor, if a man doesn't touch a woman's breasts, he can get really sick! It's purely medicinal!

Beaver Bob · 10-12-2007, 04:14 PM

times like this makes me glad i'm a pornographer. Don't have to worry about women getting uppity about you fondling their breasteses. They expect it!

RayVega · 10-12-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Beaver Bob

times like this makes me glad i'm a pornographer. Don't have to worry about women getting uppity about you fondling their breasteses. They expect it!

lol, I never thought about it, but what we take for granted, others go through all this crazy sneaky shit to do. damn, grabbing a breast ain't shit.

Why don't these guys just grab a camera, lol.

sortie · 10-12-2007, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

lol, I never thought about it, but what we take for granted, others go through all this crazy sneaky shit to do. damn, grabbing a breast ain't shit.

Why don't these guys just grab a camera, lol.

But we don't give them laughing gas first and wait until they pass out.

gecko · 10-12-2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Beaver Bob

times like this makes me glad i'm a pornographer. Don't have to worry about women getting uppity about you fondling their breasteses. They expect it!

Damn.. I kinda wish I stuck to photography

CurrentlySober · 10-12-2007, 05:18 PM

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RevengeBucks_Monica · 10-12-2007, 06:02 PM

I massage my breasts all the time, perhaps that's why my jaw never gets sore! *snicker*

Beaver Bob · 10-12-2007, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gecko

Damn.. I kinda wish I stuck to photography

you can always get back into it.

VeriSexy · 10-12-2007, 11:27 PM

he is so out of luck lol

Spunky · 10-12-2007, 11:28 PM

Like they would ever know

HouseHead · 10-12-2007, 11:50 PM

loooooser!

Vitasoy · 10-13-2007, 02:21 AM

I bet a few cracked out some hidden laughs

evad3 · 10-13-2007, 04:28 AM

thats definitely an excuse.:p

baddog · 10-13-2007, 05:28 AM

My ex-wife had TMJ, and I massaged her tits regularly.

Wonder if I can get a government grant to finally put the question to rest.

captnjack · 10-13-2007, 05:41 AM

woman said she had been fondled 6 times in last 2 years she must have enjoyed it or she would have went to another dentist to be fondled

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