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RayVega 10-12-2007 04:07 PM

aha ha ha, Dentist says rubbing women's breasts are a medical procedure!
 
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WOODLAND, Calif. - A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem.

Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients' chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, which causes neck and head pain.

Attorney Robert Zaro told administrative law judge Jonathan Lew at a hearing Thursday that he should let Anderson keep his dental license while disciplinary appeals proceed. Anderson would be supervised by two assistants and would no longer do the chest rubs, Zaro said.

Zaro said Anderson, 48, of Woodland, needs to keep seeing patients so he can feed his seven children and pay for his defense.

The judge made no immediate decision.

Lew suspended Anderson's dental license last month. He was charged with two misdemeanor counts of battery and sexual battery. Yolo County prosecutors are investigating complaints from more than two dozen women who say they also were groped in the examining chair in the last five years.

Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Phillips gave Lew three new complaints, including one from a 31-year-old woman who said Anderson fondled her at least six times over two years.

She took to wearing tight shirts with high necklines, "and Anderson would still get in under her shirt and bra," according to a police report.
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You gotta love this guys defense...what a scumbag!
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D 10-12-2007 04:09 PM

:1orglaugh

Now I understand why a bro of mine is in Dental school!

directfiesta 10-12-2007 04:12 PM

I agree with him .... does wonder for me ... :winkwink:

GrouchyAdmin 10-12-2007 04:14 PM

See, your honor, if a man doesn't touch a woman's breasts, he can get really sick! It's purely medicinal!

Beaver Bob 10-12-2007 04:14 PM

times like this makes me glad i'm a pornographer. Don't have to worry about women getting uppity about you fondling their breasteses. They expect it!

RayVega 10-12-2007 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Beaver Bob (Post 13227620)
times like this makes me glad i'm a pornographer. Don't have to worry about women getting uppity about you fondling their breasteses. They expect it!

lol, I never thought about it, but what we take for granted, others go through all this crazy sneaky shit to do. damn, grabbing a breast ain't shit.

Why don't these guys just grab a camera, lol.

sortie 10-12-2007 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 13227680)
lol, I never thought about it, but what we take for granted, others go through all this crazy sneaky shit to do. damn, grabbing a breast ain't shit.

Why don't these guys just grab a camera, lol.

But we don't give them laughing gas first and wait until they pass out.

gecko 10-12-2007 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Beaver Bob (Post 13227620)
times like this makes me glad i'm a pornographer. Don't have to worry about women getting uppity about you fondling their breasteses. They expect it!

Damn.. I kinda wish I stuck to photography :(

CurrentlySober 10-12-2007 05:18 PM

I LIKE TITS!

Plus...


I LIKE POO

RevengeBucks_Monica 10-12-2007 06:02 PM

I massage my breasts all the time, perhaps that's why my jaw never gets sore! *snicker*

Beaver Bob 10-12-2007 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gecko (Post 13227914)
Damn.. I kinda wish I stuck to photography :(

you can always get back into it. :thumbsup

VeriSexy 10-12-2007 11:27 PM

he is so out of luck lol

Spunky 10-12-2007 11:28 PM

Like they would ever know

HouseHead 10-12-2007 11:50 PM

loooooser!

Vitasoy 10-13-2007 02:21 AM

I bet a few cracked out some hidden laughs

evad3 10-13-2007 04:28 AM

thats definitely an excuse.:p

baddog 10-13-2007 05:28 AM

My ex-wife had TMJ, and I massaged her tits regularly.

Wonder if I can get a government grant to finally put the question to rest.

captnjack 10-13-2007 05:41 AM

woman said she had been fondled 6 times in last 2 years she must have enjoyed it or she would have went to another dentist to be fondled


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