Funny email from guy wanting to be male talent for us - GoFuckYourself.com

Vick! · 10-09-2007, 10:30 AM

Where the fuck is first post?

MaDalton · 10-09-2007, 10:47 AM

damn - i wanted to read that :-/

thehand · 10-09-2007, 10:50 AM

???wtf???

seeric · 10-09-2007, 10:50 AM

Woah, what the hell? thats weird.

EMAIL

Hell yeah. I've actually looked into getting into porn myself. I even have negative test results sealed in envelope. I have a bold, daring idea to do a musical spoof titled Jesus Christ Porn Star. The thing is, is that I very well have confirmed my descent from Mary Stuart -Queen of Scots- Being the most prominent bloodline of the controversial, secret bloodline of Jesus. see "Braveheart", first battle scene is my ancestor's castle and former home of Mary Stuart. They also mention my name in lord of the rings, return of the king, in the national geographic doc. at the end of the dvd. Here's some pics. I also blow glass and could provide some custom sex toys. x-zibit has one of my pieces. I have a profile on match.com- more info under ... **edited** Peace, ****name edited***

the guy is like 35 and looks like jesus for real. errrr.

royaljelly2 · 10-09-2007, 10:52 AM

LOL wow...interesting. Controversial.

JP-pornshooter · 10-09-2007, 10:53 AM

would be cool to recruit jesus for some love giving...

MaDalton · 10-09-2007, 10:54 AM

so he wants to "nail" someone?

MaDalton · 10-09-2007, 10:55 AM

or get "nailed"?

seeric · 10-09-2007, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

so he wants to "nail" someone?

the pictures were shocking

of course i can't and won't post them, but he's different, lets say that.

TBrown · 10-09-2007, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick!

Where the fuck is first post?

gone with the wind maybe?

Brother Bilo · 10-09-2007, 11:03 AM

Wow, so he's using his possible bloodline to Jesus as his in with porn? Shouldn't we be swarming with locusts or something right now?

Casa Nova · 10-09-2007, 11:05 AM

lmfao Interesting haha

SO did he get a email back? lol

mikeyddddd · 10-09-2007, 11:09 AM

If Jesus Christ, Jr doesn't work out

_Richard_ · 10-09-2007, 11:16 AM

an original idea lol

SykkBoy · 10-09-2007, 11:34 AM

he stole my idea....I'm thinking of growing out the beard again and playing Jesus ;-)

Evil E · 10-09-2007, 12:40 PM

http://www.datejesus.com/bathe/

10-09-2007, 10:30 AM	#1
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10-09-2007, 10:47 AM	#2
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,832	damn - i wanted to read that :-/ __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

10-09-2007, 10:50 AM	#3
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10-09-2007, 10:54 AM	#7
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,832	so he wants to "nail" someone? __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

10-09-2007, 10:55 AM	#8
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,832	or get "nailed"? __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

10-09-2007, 10:50 AM	#4
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	Woah, what the hell? thats weird. EMAIL Hell yeah. I've actually looked into getting into porn myself. I even have negative test results sealed in envelope. I have a bold, daring idea to do a musical spoof titled Jesus Christ Porn Star. The thing is, is that I very well have confirmed my descent from Mary Stuart -Queen of Scots- Being the most prominent bloodline of the controversial, secret bloodline of Jesus. see "Braveheart", first battle scene is my ancestor's castle and former home of Mary Stuart. They also mention my name in lord of the rings, return of the king, in the national geographic doc. at the end of the dvd. Here's some pics. I also blow glass and could provide some custom sex toys. x-zibit has one of my pieces. I have a profile on match.com- more info under ... edited Peace, **name edited* the guy is like 35 and looks like jesus for real. errrr.

10-09-2007, 10:52 AM	#5
royaljelly2 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,034	LOL wow...interesting. Controversial.

10-09-2007, 10:53 AM	#6
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10-09-2007, 11:03 AM	#11
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10-09-2007, 11:16 AM	#14
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	an original idea lol

10-09-2007, 11:34 AM	#15
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10-09-2007, 12:40 PM	#16
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