Where the fuck is first post? :Oh crap :helpme

damn - i wanted to read that :-/

???wtf???

Woah, what the hell? thats weird.


EMAIL



Hell yeah. I've actually looked into getting into porn myself. I even have negative test results sealed in envelope. I have a bold, daring idea to do a musical spoof titled Jesus Christ Porn Star. The thing is, is that I very well have confirmed my descent from Mary Stuart -Queen of Scots- Being the most prominent bloodline of the controversial, secret bloodline of Jesus. see "Braveheart", first battle scene is my ancestor's castle and former home of Mary Stuart. They also mention my name in lord of the rings, return of the king, in the national geographic doc. at the end of the dvd. Here's some pics. I also blow glass and could provide some custom sex toys. x-zibit has one of my pieces. I have a profile on match.com- more info under ... **edited** Peace, ****name edited***

the guy is like 35 and looks like jesus for real. errrr. :(

LOL wow...interesting. Controversial.

would be cool to recruit jesus for some love giving...

so he wants to "nail" someone?

or get "nailed"?

the pictures were shocking :1orglaugh

of course i can't and won't post them, but he's different, lets say that.

gone with the wind maybe?

Wow, so he's using his possible bloodline to Jesus as his in with porn? Shouldn't we be swarming with locusts or something right now?

lmfao Interesting haha

SO did he get a email back? lol

an original idea lol

he stole my idea....I'm thinking of growing out the beard again and playing Jesus ;-)