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RayVega · 10-10-2007, 07:41 PM

I have some good ones...but you guys give it up first, then I'll give em up if you are worthy.

Here, I'll start. Behind my middle school (while I attended 6th grade). A Girl named Allissa Zullo got me all hot and bothered...it was at recess after the bell, I rubbed one out real quick before class.

your turn...

Big_D · 10-10-2007, 07:42 PM

behind the nuclear reactor on the submarine i was assigned too

peterk · 10-10-2007, 07:45 PM

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behind the nuclear reactor on the submarine i was assigned too

Phoenix · 10-10-2007, 07:48 PM

on top of MT Rundell in Banff
was supposed to get a bj..but the girl never made it to the top

Spunky · 10-10-2007, 07:48 PM

In a Sears changing room on one of their catalogs

Thomas N · 10-10-2007, 07:49 PM

On your face while you were sleeping.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-10-2007, 07:49 PM

on my sisters face...

...oh wait... ah fuck, uhhh

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Big_D · 10-10-2007, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_D

behind the nuclear reactor on the submarine i was assigned too

oh yeah and to add to that i was 750 feet underwater

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-10-2007, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_D

behind the nuclear reactor on the submarine i was assigned too

I'm suddenly reminded of Dr Stangelove...

Even before I saw your answer, I was going to say at Navy boot camp...longest time in my adult life that I ever had to go without sex.

ADG

Alyssa Bliss · 10-10-2007, 08:31 PM

On the LIRR from Penn Station to Lindenhurst.

XOXO,
Alyssa

Donfoolio · 10-10-2007, 09:34 PM

Confession... made the priest happy

psili · 10-10-2007, 09:41 PM

This thread reminds me of blue balls...
Fuck. I hated that.

Gripping my nuts and silently telling them it'd "be okay in a few" while riding the bus home. Trying to stroke the blue out of the pain during those bumpy rides without another's notice. Shit.

I haven't jerked off in many strange places. But this thread reminds me of when IT WAS NECESSARY.

Shagbunny · 10-10-2007, 10:21 PM

on the cn tower viewing rooftop, dare when i was 16

calibra · 10-10-2007, 11:43 PM

I'm ashamed of just thinking of it...

draude · 10-11-2007, 12:08 AM

at my office desk

minusonebit · 10-11-2007, 12:39 AM

While driving... one hand on the wheel, the other on the, uhm, gear shift.

Dugmor · 10-11-2007, 01:10 AM

Airplane bathroom.

Then I wiped my cum on the inside door handle.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-11-2007, 01:22 AM

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Airplane bathroom.

Then I wiped my cum on the inside door handle.

OMFG, that was you?!?

Wait, does that make me a Mile High Club member?

Never mind...

ADG

VicD · 10-11-2007, 02:47 AM

policestation

CyberHustler · 10-11-2007, 03:08 AM

Inside a secret folder in my free hosting account at geocities.com

Gambrinus · 10-11-2007, 03:40 AM

Backseat of stationwagon in a Safeway parking lot in broad daylight to a Playboy I found in a dumpster that day while mom was shopping, probably around 1987.

TBrown · 10-11-2007, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I'm suddenly reminded of Dr Stangelove...

ADG

Best Film EVer

TBrown · 10-11-2007, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Donfoolio

Confession... made the priest happy

JamesK · 10-11-2007, 07:32 AM

I jerked off in class twice and also once in the cinema.

Was a crazy little boy back then

MichelleB · 10-11-2007, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

on top of MT Rundell in Banff
was supposed to get a bj..but the girl never made it to the top

There was enough oxygen.

gooddomains · 10-11-2007, 08:29 AM

riding a bicycle

bronco67 · 10-11-2007, 08:30 AM

I doubt anyone can beat this one(as it were)....

I beat off once from the side of a mountain in Patagonia, butt naked in the moonlight with the raging Futelafu river right below me.

There was a hot Chilean guide chick with my white water rafting group who would drive me nuts all day(plus I was behind her that day on an uphill hike), so I had to rub one out while everyone else was sleeping. The only thing that would have sucked is if a Puma attacked me as I was cumming.

Ramos · 10-11-2007, 08:31 AM

Mogadishu

RayVega · 10-11-2007, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dugmor

Airplane bathroom.

Then I wiped my cum on the inside door handle.

That's funny. I did the airplane bathroom thing too. Am I in the mile-high club now?

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