What is the strangest place you have masterbated?..honestly!
 

I have some good ones...but you guys give it up first, then I'll give em up if you are worthy.

Here, I'll start. Behind my middle school (while I attended 6th grade). A Girl named Allissa Zullo got me all hot and bothered...it was at recess after the bell, I rubbed one out real quick before class.

your turn...

behind the nuclear reactor on the submarine i was assigned too

:1orglaugh

on top of MT Rundell in Banff
was supposed to get a bj..but the girl never made it to the top

In a Sears changing room on one of their catalogs

On your face while you were sleeping.

on my sisters face...


...oh wait... ah fuck, uhhh :helpme:

oh yeah and to add to that i was 750 feet underwater

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm suddenly reminded of Dr Stangelove...

http://www.ixbt.com/dvd/films/strang...nuke_large.jpg

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/comparisons...love_1ed07.jpg

Even before I saw your answer, I was going to say at Navy boot camp...longest time in my adult life that I ever had to go without sex.

ADG

On the LIRR from Penn Station to Lindenhurst. :)

XOXO,
Alyssa

Confession... made the priest happy :thumbsup

This thread reminds me of blue balls...
Fuck. I hated that.

Gripping my nuts and silently telling them it'd "be okay in a few" while riding the bus home. Trying to stroke the blue out of the pain during those bumpy rides without another's notice. Shit.

I haven't jerked off in many strange places. But this thread reminds me of when IT WAS NECESSARY.

on the cn tower viewing rooftop, dare when i was 16

I'm ashamed of just thinking of it...

at my office desk

While driving... one hand on the wheel, the other on the, uhm, gear shift. :Oh crap

Airplane bathroom.

Then I wiped my cum on the inside door handle.

OMFG, that was you?!? :throwup

Wait, does that make me a Mile High Club member?

Never mind... :winkwink:

ADG

policestation

Backseat of stationwagon in a Safeway parking lot in broad daylight to a Playboy I found in a dumpster that day while mom was shopping, probably around 1987.

Best Film EVer :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I jerked off in class twice and also once in the cinema.

Was a crazy little boy back then :)

There was enough oxygen.:1orglaugh

riding a bicycle

I doubt anyone can beat this one(as it were)....

I beat off once from the side of a mountain in Patagonia, butt naked in the moonlight with the raging Futelafu river right below me.

There was a hot Chilean guide chick with my white water rafting group who would drive me nuts all day(plus I was behind her that day on an uphill hike), so I had to rub one out while everyone else was sleeping. The only thing that would have sucked is if a Puma attacked me as I was cumming.

Mogadishu

That's funny. I did the airplane bathroom thing too. Am I in the mile-high club now?