Designer Challenge: Build the Smallest Porn Site... - GoFuckYourself.com

Voodoo · 09-15-2002, 02:33 PM

Let's see who can build the smallest porn site.

Rules:
1. You must be able to see the site and it's contents.
2. Mini-Popups would be funny as hell.
3. No more than 15 pics.
4. Using a link to "launch" the site in a new window is just fine.

Ok, that's it. I just want to see if anyone is up for it.

Post links here if you make one.
-Voodoo

DarkJedi · 09-15-2002, 02:36 PM

you paying ?

Amputate Your Head · 09-15-2002, 02:38 PM

sounds like it's rigged....

quiet · 09-15-2002, 02:39 PM

EscortBiz · 09-15-2002, 02:41 PM

lets see who can jerk off to the smallest thumb, wtf dude go get a life

quiet · 09-15-2002, 02:45 PM

so what do i win?

pipp · 09-15-2002, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

so what do i win?

hahaha

Voodoo · 09-15-2002, 02:49 PM

Funny, but, you don't win anything. You can't see the content of the site.

Anyhow, it was just a challenge to see how creative people are.

Amputate Your Head · 09-15-2002, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
Anyhow, it was just a challenge to see how creative people are.

that's how they all start out.... but they always end in chaos and controversy.

quiet · 09-15-2002, 02:50 PM

amp was right - the fucker is rigged.

theking · 09-15-2002, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
amp was right - the fucker is rigged.

Shit!

Voodoo · 09-15-2002, 02:57 PM

No problem. If chaos and controversy always happens, there's no point to it then. Just trying to get the proverbial "creative juices" flowing. No rigging. No prize. Just a challenge.

Amputate Your Head · 09-15-2002, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
Just trying to get the proverbial "creative juices" flowing. No rigging. No prize. Just a challenge.

see... that's the first sign... it's rigged.

Amputate Your Head · 09-15-2002, 03:03 PM

I learned my fucking lesson well this summer.

I won't be a part of another *designer* contest no matter what the prize/goal/reason/etc.... as evident from my non-participation in the Zebra "Private Gold" $7500 contest..... which, by the way, also ended in chaos and controversy and wild accusation/speculation/ranting from both participants and spectators.

uh uh.... I only need to be beaten over the head once.

mellow · 09-15-2002, 06:02 PM

Damn I got too much sparetime...
I made a tiny pornsite, lol...
Too bad it refuses to open such a small window I want...
well give it a shot (be sure to check out the tour with preview-pics!):

http://www.drunkamateur.com/smallpornsite/

I think it will convert pretty well!

dasexi1 · 09-15-2002, 06:20 PM

LMAO
nice work Mellow thats pretty funny

Nina · 09-15-2002, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mellow
Damn I got too much sparetime...
I made a tiny pornsite, lol...
Too bad it refuses to open such a small window I want...
well give it a shot (be sure to check out the tour with preview-pics!):

http://www.drunkamateur.com/smallpornsite/

I think it will convert pretty well!

very cute

mellow · 09-15-2002, 06:21 PM

Uh oh, Lawrence is loosing it....

MINE IS SMALLER!!!

http://www.drunkamateur.com/smallpornsite/

SleazyDream · 09-15-2002, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
Funny, but, you don't win anything. You can't see the content of the site.

Anyhow, it was just a challenge to see how creative people are.

what! I could clearly see that that was a single pixel from a hardcore photo shoot with one young sexy babe getting the shit fucked outa her!

Carrie · 09-15-2002, 06:28 PM

I once saw an ascii contest like this - to make the smallest full-fledged site.
The winner was a porn site - entire site totalled 7k and had three different pictures of nekkid women done in like 72-pixel size blocks. Flesh colored for the skin, diff. colors for the hair, and a nice block of pink. ;)

Amputate Your Head · 09-15-2002, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lawrence Connor
http://www.lawrenceconnor.com/wspw

http://www.lawrenceconnor.com/wspw

http://www.lawrenceconnor.com/wspw

http://www.lawrenceconnor.com/wspw

http://www.lawrenceconnor.com/wspw

you need to ease up with the gayness dude.

Rex · 09-15-2002, 06:58 PM

this is by far the dumbest thread ever...fuck off

diggy · 09-15-2002, 07:30 PM

jesus

<IMX> · 09-15-2002, 08:43 PM

==><==

The site exists in between the two arrows.

Where is my prize?

Voodoo · 09-15-2002, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
I once saw an ascii contest like this - to make the smallest full-fledged site.
The winner was a porn site - entire site totalled 7k and had three different pictures of nekkid women done in like 72-pixel size blocks. Flesh colored for the skin, diff. colors for the hair, and a nice block of pink. ;)

Cool! I made one a while ago... I think mine was slightly less than 15k. But, damn! 7k!!! That's small! LOL

Voodoo · 09-15-2002, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

what! I could clearly see that that was a single pixel from a hardcore photo shoot with one young sexy babe getting the shit fucked outa her!

LOL! That's some funny shit! LOL... Yeah, I think I could make out the mole on the left side of her p-lips. Pretty wicked!

Voodoo · 09-15-2002, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mellow
Damn I got too much sparetime...
I made a tiny pornsite, lol...
Too bad it refuses to open such a small window I want...
well give it a shot (be sure to check out the tour with preview-pics!):

http://www.drunkamateur.com/smallpornsite/

I think it will convert pretty well!

NICE! Me Likes!

Voodoo · 09-15-2002, 09:56 PM

I'm thinking that ALL TGP galleries should be no larger than 100x80. That way... The surfer really can't see anything... and will want desperately to see some big photos!!!

Think of the collective bandwidth savings!!!

I'm still working on my smallsite. Should be done soon.

jojojo · 09-15-2002, 11:46 PM

wtf - OK Lawrence Connor is definitely someone we know...

jakob · 09-16-2002, 03:17 PM

I made one a while ago but never had the time to finish it or promote it: http://www.tinypornsite.com

Pleasurepays · 09-16-2002, 04:33 PM

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your children after weather events, big hats, military industrial complex rationalization, consuming mass quantities of beer and no-pest strips, asking for patio seats on international flights, standing in line to see the wrong movie, salting your peanut butter, informing the National Security Agency of your desire for world peace through the utilization of dental floss and concrete pre-mix, dysentery, sailing the seas of cheese, forking instead of threading, mixing Ozric Tentacles and goth music videos, sticking your head into the wrong room at exactly the wrong moment, taunting happy fun ball, disorientation during coitus, drooling, dyspepsia, eating crackers in bed, promising rose gardens to potential soul-mates, crustal displacement, global warming, paid advertisements, embarrassing involuntary noises, building UFO landing zones in your neighbor's yard, saying pleasant things when the photo cop tags you, eating bowls full of tumors, asking for more stains on your menu, refusing to get your prostate checked because it's gross, knowing what a dump monkey is, eating prize-winning red onion fudge, trying to spit gum into a convertible from an overpass, forgetting to turn off the iron, estrogen deficiency, dry mouth, excessive drooling, wedgies, telling random strangers that you have Superman on your underpants, pleasantness, fighting the power in your spare time, watching C-SPAN and betting on which codger bites it first, beans and spam, watching Pink Floyd's "The Wall" while stone cold sober, making up the wrong words to the bleeps in songs on the radio, being satisfied with water in your cereal instead of milk, reading the sunday paper on thursday, warming up last night's fish sticks in the toaster, baking without pre-heating, mixing the red stuff with the blue stuff, wearing corduroy pantsuits, using words like irascible in everyday conversations incorrectly, rooting for the wrong team, using butter instead of the sensible substitute, wearing a leather jacket to the local "natural foods" store, giving the gift of love with a restraining order, wearing out the spot in your copy of Star Wars where the storm trooper bangs his head on the door, cold hands, organizing your life with sticky notes in hopes that once the glue wears off and the note falls away into oblivion the task will no longer be needed, drinking straight from the bottle bypassing the unnecessary middleman, spam spam spam spam eggs bacon and spam, asking for the triple whammy mother of all heart stoppers bacon and fat sandwich at the sandwich place, coordinating black ops in your free time, random vorpal bunny attacks, whirled peas, sidewalk climbing, dreams of being chased by lemmings, flatulence, cold coffee, jungle rot, hay fever, headaches, incontinence, world domination, higher interest rates, lowered property values, dead parrots, walking silly, being assaulted by a gang of grannies, naming your son Sue, fallen arches, higher numbers in the arbitron, reduced capacitance, a desire to travel, a greener looking lawn, fewer neighborhood pets, x-ray vision, runny nose, picking the winning lotto numbers in the wrong state lottery, showing up for work 30 minutes early and leaving 30 minutes late, color blindness, using a no. 3 instead of a no. 2 pencil, making plans for Nigel, getting blind drunk with Boris Yeltsin in a kareoke bar singing opera with chinese "ladies of the evening", two exits no waiting, lactose intolerance, hereditary blindness, expecting to buy "Saving Private Ryan" on DVD only to find out that Steven Spielberg is a DIVX supporter (the bastard), short pants, explosive diarrhea, halitosis, shortness of breath, irregularity, increased mucuous flow, LOST CARRIER..., gas that would embarrass a bulldog, the kind of ugly you just can't run from, worn out shoes, 20 foot paint jobs, a doctorate in sanskrit, shifting your paradigm, and chafing.

salsbury · 09-16-2002, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
Funny, but, you don't win anything. You can't see the content of the site.

Anyhow, it was just a challenge to see how creative people are.

i see content. that's a nipple!

nemesis · 09-16-2002, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lawrence Connor
to go to this URL click here

to go to this URL click here

Man too bad you never met spacedog.

09-15-2002, 02:33 PM	#1
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Designer Challenge: Build the Smallest Porn Site... Let's see who can build the smallest porn site. Rules: 1. You must be able to see the site and it's contents. 2. Mini-Popups would be funny as hell. 3. No more than 15 pics. 4. Using a link to "launch" the site in a new window is just fine. Ok, that's it. I just want to see if anyone is up for it. Post links here if you make one. -Voodoo __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1." Last edited by Voodoo; 09-15-2002 at 02:35 PM..

09-15-2002, 02:38 PM	#3
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09-15-2002, 02:49 PM	#8
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Funny, but, you don't win anything. You can't see the content of the site. Anyhow, it was just a challenge to see how creative people are. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

09-15-2002, 02:57 PM	#12
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	No problem. If chaos and controversy always happens, there's no point to it then. Just trying to get the proverbial "creative juices" flowing. No rigging. No prize. Just a challenge. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

09-15-2002, 02:36 PM	#2
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	you paying ?

09-15-2002, 02:39 PM	#4
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	lol

09-15-2002, 02:45 PM	#6
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	so what do i win?

09-15-2002, 02:50 PM	#10
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	amp was right - the fucker is rigged.

09-15-2002, 03:03 PM	#14
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I learned my fucking lesson well this summer. I won't be a part of another designer contest no matter what the prize/goal/reason/etc.... as evident from my non-participation in the Zebra "Private Gold" $7500 contest..... which, by the way, also ended in chaos and controversy and wild accusation/speculation/ranting from both participants and spectators. uh uh.... I only need to be beaten over the head once. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-15-2002, 06:02 PM	#15
mellow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SWEDEN Posts: 187	Damn I got too much sparetime... I made a tiny pornsite, lol... Too bad it refuses to open such a small window I want... well give it a shot (be sure to check out the tour with preview-pics!): http://www.drunkamateur.com/smallpornsite/ I think it will convert pretty well!

09-15-2002, 06:20 PM	#16
dasexi1 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: if i told you, then THEY'D know Posts: 934	LMAO nice work Mellow thats pretty funny

09-15-2002, 06:21 PM	#18
mellow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SWEDEN Posts: 187	Uh oh, Lawrence is loosing it.... MINE IS SMALLER!!! http://www.drunkamateur.com/smallpornsite/

09-15-2002, 06:28 PM	#20
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	I once saw an ascii contest like this - to make the smallest full-fledged site. The winner was a porn site - entire site totalled 7k and had three different pictures of nekkid women done in like 72-pixel size blocks. Flesh colored for the skin, diff. colors for the hair, and a nice block of pink. ;)

09-15-2002, 06:58 PM	#22
Rex Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: ohio Posts: 2,241	this is by far the dumbest thread ever...fuck off __________________ I don't own RexMag anymore.

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Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	I'm thinking that ALL TGP galleries should be no larger than 100x80. That way... The surfer really can't see anything... and will want desperately to see some big photos!!! Think of the collective bandwidth savings!!! I'm still working on my smallsite. Should be done soon. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	WARNING: Listening to Lawrence Conner may cause any one or all of the following premature balding, excessive weight loss, high blood pressure, pre-traumatic stress syndrome, extra pants, strengthened libido, fur loss, heightened appetite, diabetic comas, twitchiness, grand mal siezures, connection timeouts, blurred vision, narcolepsy, missing shoestrings, gummed up velcro, green beans, world hunger, talking on cell phones while driving, wearing sunglasses, road rage, lengthened siestas, throwing loose change at passers by, eating mayonaisse, low blood pressure, sleeping in late, eating tofu, talking to tech-support morons, wearing cotton-polyester blends, forgetting to shower, importing beer, watching Hong Kong action movies, reading historical fiction, switching chapstick flavors, falling asleep at sporting events, excessive brain activity, nose hair trimming, civil engineering projects, thumb sucking, short sheeting, driving slow in the passing lane, hankering for haggis, laughing at short-bus jokes, falling asleep at the switch, missing a credit card payment, tripping the light fantastic, eating dessicant packets, slurping your soup, teasing zoo-confined carnivores with the unconscious body of your drunken friend, forgetting your birthday, sleeping on park benches, uncontrolled lucidity, shopping at midnight, extracting retsin from breath mints, mining for booger-nuggets, standing in line for colostomy bags, driving to Las Vegas on 3 hours of sleep and 2 fifths of vodka, hair discoloration, heart palpatations, sweet tooth, potty mouth, enlarged pineal gland, retinal clouding, pre-natal balding, having your unconscious body used to tease zoo-confined carnivores, heart-shaped boils, memory loss, arterial expansion, cyberpsychosis, spam, liver infection, pus deficiency, lowered cholesterol, swelling of the feet, tinitus, pre-approval for a corporate credit card, post-traumatic bladder dysfunction, desalinization, sensitization of the face, numbing of the ears, the pilfering of your lucky charms by a very short person of celtic descent, naming your children after weather events, big hats, military industrial complex rationalization, consuming mass quantities of beer and no-pest strips, asking for patio seats on international flights, standing in line to see the wrong movie, salting your peanut butter, informing the National Security Agency of your desire for world peace through the utilization of dental floss and concrete pre-mix, dysentery, sailing the seas of cheese, forking instead of threading, mixing Ozric Tentacles and goth music videos, sticking your head into the wrong room at exactly the wrong moment, taunting happy fun ball, disorientation during coitus, drooling, dyspepsia, eating crackers in bed, promising rose gardens to potential soul-mates, crustal displacement, global warming, paid advertisements, embarrassing involuntary noises, building UFO landing zones in your neighbor's yard, saying pleasant things when the photo cop tags you, eating bowls full of tumors, asking for more stains on your menu, refusing to get your prostate checked because it's gross, knowing what a dump monkey is, eating prize-winning red onion fudge, trying to spit gum into a convertible from an overpass, forgetting to turn off the iron, estrogen deficiency, dry mouth, excessive drooling, wedgies, telling random strangers that you have Superman on your underpants, pleasantness, fighting the power in your spare time, watching C-SPAN and betting on which codger bites it first, beans and spam, watching Pink Floyd's "The Wall" while stone cold sober, making up the wrong words to the bleeps in songs on the radio, being satisfied with water in your cereal instead of milk, reading the sunday paper on thursday, warming up last night's fish sticks in the toaster, baking without pre-heating, mixing the red stuff with the blue stuff, wearing corduroy pantsuits, using words like irascible in everyday conversations incorrectly, rooting for the wrong team, using butter instead of the sensible substitute, wearing a leather jacket to the local "natural foods" store, giving the gift of love with a restraining order, wearing out the spot in your copy of Star Wars where the storm trooper bangs his head on the door, cold hands, organizing your life with sticky notes in hopes that once the glue wears off and the note falls away into oblivion the task will no longer be needed, drinking straight from the bottle bypassing the unnecessary middleman, spam spam spam spam eggs bacon and spam, asking for the triple whammy mother of all heart stoppers bacon and fat sandwich at the sandwich place, coordinating black ops in your free time, random vorpal bunny attacks, whirled peas, sidewalk climbing, dreams of being chased by lemmings, flatulence, cold coffee, jungle rot, hay fever, headaches, incontinence, world domination, higher interest rates, lowered property values, dead parrots, walking silly, being assaulted by a gang of grannies, naming your son Sue, fallen arches, higher numbers in the arbitron, reduced capacitance, a desire to travel, a greener looking lawn, fewer neighborhood pets, x-ray vision, runny nose, picking the winning lotto numbers in the wrong state lottery, showing up for work 30 minutes early and leaving 30 minutes late, color blindness, using a no. 3 instead of a no. 2 pencil, making plans for Nigel, getting blind drunk with Boris Yeltsin in a kareoke bar singing opera with chinese "ladies of the evening", two exits no waiting, lactose intolerance, hereditary blindness, expecting to buy "Saving Private Ryan" on DVD only to find out that Steven Spielberg is a DIVX supporter (the bastard), short pants, explosive diarrhea, halitosis, shortness of breath, irregularity, increased mucuous flow, LOST CARRIER..., gas that would embarrass a bulldog, the kind of ugly you just can't run from, worn out shoes, 20 foot paint jobs, a doctorate in sanskrit, shifting your paradigm, and chafing.