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Compdoctor · 10-08-2007, 04:22 AM

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

Matyko · 10-08-2007, 04:37 AM

Another:

A princess is walking around in the castle park and she finds a nice green frog.
She picks the frog up and asks:
- Are you the One who I have to kiss and then you'll become my Prince I always dreamed about?
The frog answers:
- Sorry, thats my cousin, on me you have to do a blowjob!

TG Rebecca · 10-08-2007, 12:57 PM

haha! those were both cute.

SilkyJohnson · 10-08-2007, 01:06 PM

I get it...cause lawyers all go to hell that's funny pause NOT.

D · 10-08-2007, 01:07 PM

Az A Bay Bay · 10-08-2007, 04:57 PM

hahahahahahaha....lol ")

Vick! · 10-08-2007, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compdoctor

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

I am an Engineer, and I am feeling like

CuriousToyBoy · 10-08-2007, 06:04 PM

Oldie but damn goodie that.

;-)

Matyko · 10-10-2007, 02:50 AM

Today's joke:

whats the difference between a tea bag and an Australian rugby player?

..tea bags stay in the cup longer

mistergardener · 10-10-2007, 03:12 AM

Hilarious two.

evad3 · 10-10-2007, 03:16 AM

lol!! :p

TBrown · 10-10-2007, 03:35 AM

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10-08-2007, 04:22 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Mondays Joke An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

10-08-2007, 04:37 AM	#2
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,674	Another: A princess is walking around in the castle park and she finds a nice green frog. She picks the frog up and asks: - Are you the One who I have to kiss and then you'll become my Prince I always dreamed about? The frog answers: - Sorry, thats my cousin, on me you have to do a blowjob! __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

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