Religion and my Dad's advise on it - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 10-06-2007, 02:31 PM

growing up - my Dad ran a gravel truck operation.

Churches of many demonitions were being built in my town, and older ones were always being renovated. They needed gravel for foundations, driveways, etc.

They were always looking for a donation. My dad wasn't a rich man but he contributated when he could. We were lutheran. Delivering gravel one day to the church My dad asked the minister if dogs went to heaven. The minister pomptly said no. He got a bill and my dad never went bak to that church cept for weddings and funerials.

One of the free churches asked for gravel one day - and my dad delivered it. Before making out the bill he asked the same question. The minister promptly said "of course they do, well the good ones anyway" - he got free gravel.

MaDalton · 10-06-2007, 02:32 PM

what about cats? i love cats

will76 · 10-06-2007, 02:33 PM

its advice...

Dirty F · 10-06-2007, 02:34 PM

Thats soooo deep Sleazy. Youre a real thinker arent you. You Einstein you!

SleazyDream · 10-06-2007, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

its advice...

"its" is "it's"

owned

BoyAlley · 10-06-2007, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

"its" is "it's"

owned

LAWDS MERCY everyone run! Hurry hurry! Quick Quick! It's teh Engrish police!

Casa Nova · 10-06-2007, 02:48 PM

lol very interesting...cool story.

fatfoo · 10-06-2007, 02:51 PM

hmmmmmmmmmm

BlackCrayon · 10-06-2007, 02:52 PM

What kind of advise is that? Help out the people who tell you what you want to hear?

Deej · 10-06-2007, 02:54 PM

So.... Will Skufty be saved?

Is he being good?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-06-2007, 03:00 PM

i bet your dad doesn't even run a gravel truck operation!

Deej · 10-06-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Madrox

i bet your dad doesn't even run a gravel truck operation!

I'll bet you dont even have a father!!!

The jig is up

SleazyDream · 10-06-2007, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox

i bet your dad doesn't even run a gravel truck operation!

he doesn't anymore. he had a quad bypass about 6 years ago and had to sell everything. Gov't took his class 1 licence

Martin3 · 10-06-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

what about cats? i love cats

Cats go to heaven but it's only for the benefit of the dogs.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-06-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

I'll bet you dont even have a father!!!

The jig is up

nope, he died 2 years ago, almost 3

dynastoned · 10-06-2007, 04:08 PM

So the moral of the story is reward people who believe good dogs go to heaven.

FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-06-2007, 04:12 PM

sounds like your dad was an idiot.

Porn Farmer · 10-06-2007, 04:16 PM

There is no heaven. Your father is an idiot, just like his son.

slapass · 10-06-2007, 05:20 PM

The advise is to find out if your gravel guy is a dog lover?

Rochard · 10-06-2007, 10:57 PM

We are all going to hell so why bother....

SilentKnight · 10-06-2007, 11:00 PM

Moral to the story:

God - save us from your followers!

tony286 · 10-06-2007, 11:05 PM

thats a very cool story.

Jman · 10-07-2007, 12:48 AM

The Gravel Pit is dangerous

Daruma · 10-07-2007, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

We are all going to hell so why bother....

Exactly...

well maybe..

don't know.. don't believe in the Western religion stuff... buddha for me

Retributi0n · 10-07-2007, 02:41 AM

Heres some better advice

"The existence of a world without God seems to me less absurd than the presence of a God, existing in all his perfection, creating an imperfect man in order to make him run the risk of Hell." [Armand Salacrou, "Certitudes et incertitudes," 1943]

aico · 10-07-2007, 03:06 AM

fuck God

dig420 · 10-07-2007, 03:09 AM

all dogs go to heaven...
retribution, that's the question I always had that the preachers couldn't answer.

Aico, as you get older you'll learn that even if there is no God, there is still sacredness and you shouldn't blaspheme just for the hell of it ;) It's bad karma

aico · 10-07-2007, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420

all dogs go to heaven...
retribution, that's the question I always had that the preachers couldn't answer.

Aico, as you get older you'll learn that even if there is no God, there is still sacredness and you shouldn't blaspheme just for the hell of it ;) It's bad karma

I heard Karma was a Bitch. I don't blaspheme for the hell of it, I mean it 100%, fuck God and all his promoters of evil and hate.

10-06-2007, 02:31 PM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Religion and my Dad's advise on it growing up - my Dad ran a gravel truck operation. Churches of many demonitions were being built in my town, and older ones were always being renovated. They needed gravel for foundations, driveways, etc. They were always looking for a donation. My dad wasn't a rich man but he contributated when he could. We were lutheran. Delivering gravel one day to the church My dad asked the minister if dogs went to heaven. The minister pomptly said no. He got a bill and my dad never went bak to that church cept for weddings and funerials. One of the free churches asked for gravel one day - and my dad delivered it. Before making out the bill he asked the same question. The minister promptly said "of course they do, well the good ones anyway" - he got free gravel. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Thats soooo deep Sleazy. Youre a real thinker arent you. You Einstein you!

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10-06-2007, 04:08 PM	#16
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	So the moral of the story is reward people who believe good dogs go to heaven. FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!

10-06-2007, 04:12 PM	#17
Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	sounds like your dad was an idiot.

10-06-2007, 04:16 PM	#18
Porn Farmer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 928	There is no heaven. Your father is an idiot, just like his son.

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slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,622	The advise is to find out if your gravel guy is a dog lover?

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Retributi0n So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 393	Heres some better advice "The existence of a world without God seems to me less absurd than the presence of a God, existing in all his perfection, creating an imperfect man in order to make him run the risk of Hell." [Armand Salacrou, "Certitudes et incertitudes," 1943]

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	fuck God

10-07-2007, 03:09 AM	#27
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	all dogs go to heaven... retribution, that's the question I always had that the preachers couldn't answer. Aico, as you get older you'll learn that even if there is no God, there is still sacredness and you shouldn't blaspheme just for the hell of it ;) It's bad karma