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Religion and my Dad's advise on it
growing up - my Dad ran a gravel truck operation.
Churches of many demonitions were being built in my town, and older ones were always being renovated. They needed gravel for foundations, driveways, etc. They were always looking for a donation. My dad wasn't a rich man but he contributated when he could. We were lutheran. Delivering gravel one day to the church My dad asked the minister if dogs went to heaven. The minister pomptly said no. He got a bill and my dad never went bak to that church cept for weddings and funerials. One of the free churches asked for gravel one day - and my dad delivered it. Before making out the bill he asked the same question. The minister promptly said "of course they do, well the good ones anyway" - he got free gravel. |
what about cats? i love cats
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its advice...
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Thats soooo deep Sleazy. Youre a real thinker arent you. You Einstein you!
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"its" is "it's" owned |
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lol very interesting...cool story.
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hmmmmmmmmmm
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What kind of advise is that? Help out the people who tell you what you want to hear?
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So.... Will Skufty be saved?
Is he being good? |
i bet your dad doesn't even run a gravel truck operation!
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The jig is up |
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So the moral of the story is reward people who believe good dogs go to heaven.
FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
sounds like your dad was an idiot.
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There is no heaven. Your father is an idiot, just like his son.
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The advise is to find out if your gravel guy is a dog lover?
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Moral to the story:
God - save us from your followers! |
thats a very cool story.
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The Gravel Pit is dangerous
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well maybe.. don't know.. don't believe in the Western religion stuff... buddha for me :thumbsup |
Heres some better advice
"The existence of a world without God seems to me less absurd than the presence of a God, existing in all his perfection, creating an imperfect man in order to make him run the risk of Hell." [Armand Salacrou, "Certitudes et incertitudes," 1943] |
fuck God
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all dogs go to heaven...
retribution, that's the question I always had that the preachers couldn't answer. Aico, as you get older you'll learn that even if there is no God, there is still sacredness and you shouldn't blaspheme just for the hell of it ;) It's bad karma |
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