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SleazyDream 10-06-2007 02:31 PM

Religion and my Dad's advise on it
 
growing up - my Dad ran a gravel truck operation.

Churches of many demonitions were being built in my town, and older ones were always being renovated. They needed gravel for foundations, driveways, etc.

They were always looking for a donation. My dad wasn't a rich man but he contributated when he could. We were lutheran. Delivering gravel one day to the church My dad asked the minister if dogs went to heaven. The minister pomptly said no. He got a bill and my dad never went bak to that church cept for weddings and funerials.

One of the free churches asked for gravel one day - and my dad delivered it. Before making out the bill he asked the same question. The minister promptly said "of course they do, well the good ones anyway" - he got free gravel.

MaDalton 10-06-2007 02:32 PM

what about cats? i love cats

will76 10-06-2007 02:33 PM

its advice...

Dirty F 10-06-2007 02:34 PM

Thats soooo deep Sleazy. Youre a real thinker arent you. You Einstein you!

SleazyDream 10-06-2007 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 13198358)
its advice...


"its" is "it's"



owned

BoyAlley 10-06-2007 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13198367)
"its" is "it's"



owned

LAWDS MERCY everyone run! Hurry hurry! Quick Quick! It's teh Engrish police!

Casa Nova 10-06-2007 02:48 PM

lol very interesting...cool story.

fatfoo 10-06-2007 02:51 PM

hmmmmmmmmmm

BlackCrayon 10-06-2007 02:52 PM

What kind of advise is that? Help out the people who tell you what you want to hear?

Deej 10-06-2007 02:54 PM

So.... Will Skufty be saved?


Is he being good?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-06-2007 03:00 PM

i bet your dad doesn't even run a gravel truck operation!

Deej 10-06-2007 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 13198493)
i bet your dad doesn't even run a gravel truck operation!

I'll bet you dont even have a father!!!


The jig is up

SleazyDream 10-06-2007 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 13198493)
i bet your dad doesn't even run a gravel truck operation!

he doesn't anymore. he had a quad bypass about 6 years ago and had to sell everything. Gov't took his class 1 licence

Martin3 10-06-2007 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 13198354)
what about cats? i love cats

Cats go to heaven but it's only for the benefit of the dogs. :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-06-2007 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13198504)
I'll bet you dont even have a father!!!


The jig is up

nope, he died 2 years ago, almost 3 :(

dynastoned 10-06-2007 04:08 PM

So the moral of the story is reward people who believe good dogs go to heaven.

FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-06-2007 04:12 PM

sounds like your dad was an idiot.

Porn Farmer 10-06-2007 04:16 PM

There is no heaven. Your father is an idiot, just like his son.

slapass 10-06-2007 05:20 PM

The advise is to find out if your gravel guy is a dog lover?

Rochard 10-06-2007 10:57 PM

We are all going to hell so why bother....

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/bl...ch_praying.jpg

SilentKnight 10-06-2007 11:00 PM

Moral to the story:

God - save us from your followers!

tony286 10-06-2007 11:05 PM

thats a very cool story.

Jman 10-07-2007 12:48 AM

The Gravel Pit is dangerous

Daruma 10-07-2007 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 13199900)
We are all going to hell so why bother....

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/bl...ch_praying.jpg

Exactly...


well maybe..

don't know.. don't believe in the Western religion stuff... buddha for me :thumbsup

Retributi0n 10-07-2007 02:41 AM

Heres some better advice


"The existence of a world without God seems to me less absurd than the presence of a God, existing in all his perfection, creating an imperfect man in order to make him run the risk of Hell." [Armand Salacrou, "Certitudes et incertitudes," 1943]

aico 10-07-2007 03:06 AM

fuck God

dig420 10-07-2007 03:09 AM

all dogs go to heaven...
retribution, that's the question I always had that the preachers couldn't answer.

Aico, as you get older you'll learn that even if there is no God, there is still sacredness and you shouldn't blaspheme just for the hell of it ;) It's bad karma

aico 10-07-2007 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 13200617)
all dogs go to heaven...
retribution, that's the question I always had that the preachers couldn't answer.

Aico, as you get older you'll learn that even if there is no God, there is still sacredness and you shouldn't blaspheme just for the hell of it ;) It's bad karma

I heard Karma was a Bitch. I don't blaspheme for the hell of it, I mean it 100%, fuck God and all his promoters of evil and hate.


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