Why men cant win at life - GoFuckYourself.com

tehHinjew · 10-06-2007, 11:04 AM

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

LiveDose · 10-06-2007, 11:05 AM

Fuck what they go blah blah blah about. You have to learn to ignore it.

Just let her shop.

carol.prime · 10-06-2007, 12:32 PM

hahaha!!! well, sometimes true but we can most of the time we try to understand you guys..lol

Drake · 10-06-2007, 12:48 PM

lol it ain't easy

gecko · 10-06-2007, 02:29 PM

Sooo true.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-06-2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

lol it ain't easy

fo sho!...

dissipate · 10-06-2007, 02:58 PM

They're all whores, except for mom.

tehHinjew · 10-06-2007, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

They're all whores, except for mom.

Axzar · 10-06-2007, 03:02 PM

oprah sucks

BOSS1 · 10-06-2007, 04:38 PM

i was going to write a similar list myself

BOSS1 · 10-06-2007, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

btw is alex around?... maybe we should go for a few beers and discuss some biznatch

sweetcuties · 10-06-2007, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

They're all whores, except for mom.

funny shit man

woj · 10-06-2007, 04:48 PM

sounds about right

yumma · 10-06-2007, 07:26 PM

losers list.
just find right woman and be a man, not peace of shit.

[ Nate ] · 10-06-2007, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

They're all whores, except for mom.

Word! .......

Redrob · 10-06-2007, 08:58 PM

I feel so used.........LOL.

aico · 10-06-2007, 09:07 PM

I think that only applies for married suckers, er, I mean, men.

Zester · 10-07-2007, 04:15 AM

thanks for the funny read.

and girls try this:
think of your man as a dog when you are the female dog:
give him food, a little worm touch every now and then, sex ( not neccesarly dog style ) , and place to sleep, and a lick to his balls every now and than (ok, scratch that last one...)

you will find your man happily wiggling his tail becase men are simple creatures.

David JW · 10-07-2007, 09:52 AM

So true

tehHinjew · 10-07-2007, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1

btw is alex around?... maybe we should go for a few beers and discuss some biznatch

i might see him tonight, i think hes sleeping lol

martinsc · 10-07-2007, 10:55 AM

so fucking true....

Angie77 · 10-07-2007, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yumma

losers list.
just find right woman and be a man, not peace of shit.

Pretty much!

10-06-2007, 11:04 AM	#1
tehHinjew Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: MTL Posts: 5,755	Why men cant win at life If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. __________________ Hot Porn Wanna trade? email me at wanker (@) wanknation dot com

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	I think that only applies for married suckers, er, I mean, men.

10-07-2007, 04:15 AM	#18
Zester Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,344	thanks for the funny read. and girls try this: think of your man as a dog when you are the female dog: give him food, a little worm touch every now and then, sex ( not neccesarly dog style ) , and place to sleep, and a lick to his balls every now and than (ok, scratch that last one...) you will find your man happily wiggling his tail becase men are simple creatures. __________________ * Mainstream ? $65 per sale * new male contraception

10-07-2007, 09:52 AM	#19
David JW Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1	So true

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