Why men cant win at life
 

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

Fuck what they go blah blah blah about. You have to learn to ignore it.

Just let her shop.

hahaha!!! well, sometimes true but we can most of the time we try to understand you guys..lol

lol it ain't easy

Sooo true.

fo sho!...

They're all whores, except for mom.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

oprah sucks

i was going to write a similar list myself

btw is alex around?... maybe we should go for a few beers and discuss some biznatch

funny shit man :thumbsup

sounds about right :thumbsup :1orglaugh

losers list.
just find right woman and be a man, not peace of shit.

Word! .......

I feel so used.........LOL.

I think that only applies for married suckers, er, I mean, men.

thanks for the funny read.

and girls try this:
think of your man as a dog when you are the female dog:
give him food, a little worm touch every now and then, sex ( not neccesarly dog style ) , and place to sleep, and a lick to his balls every now and than (ok, scratch that last one...)

you will find your man happily wiggling his tail becase men are simple creatures.

So true :banana

i might see him tonight, i think hes sleeping lol

so fucking true....

Pretty much!