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Ways To Annoy People In The Bathroom
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' 5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 7. ''Now how did that get there?'' 8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'' 9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' 10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'' 11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" 13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'' 14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'' 15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. 17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!'' 18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.'' |
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funny list... you could get arrested for 3/4 of those in minnesota.
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lol, nice list there!
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haha
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' |
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haha! my favorite is the peanut butter one. ;)
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lol those are hilarious. love that peanut butter one.
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LOL, agreed, #11 is great:
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
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hahaha!..nice tips man. like the peanut butter one. im thinking to do the same thing on the coming days. hahaha! lol
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CompDoctor is looking forward to a loooooong winter
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Why waste good peanut butter when you can use the real thing?
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hehe, some good ones there
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Ha great list
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i will read them tommorow
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Howie Mandel had a great one a few years ago. It went something like this:
19. Get a melted Hershey bar all over the palm of your hand, reach your hand under stall divider wall and ask the guy next to you "Hey buddy, got any toilet paper?" |
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Hahahaha
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thts whts up ")
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yep this is Minnesota, we have long winters!
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Those are awesome
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I usually get really loud when I go to a public bathroom. Yelling Oh yeah ahh and stuff like that. Pounding on the wall.
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thats pretty funny
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Lol,that was pretty funny
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Why?
And when you do these things, doesn't anyone punch you in the nose? |
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some of those are great :D
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hmm, i'd rather take a shit in peace
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When someone steps up to the adjacent urinal to yours in a crowded mensroom, shout out "HEY, STOP LOOKING AT MY COCK!!!"
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turn off the lights... that one always help!
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i like poo
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