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Old 10-03-2007, 12:29 PM  
MikeB
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Howie Mandel had a great one a few years ago. It went something like this:

19. Get a melted Hershey bar all over the palm of your hand, reach your hand under stall divider wall and ask the guy next to you "Hey buddy, got any toilet paper?"
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