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Old 09-19-2007, 01:26 PM   #1
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My dick stretcher made my penis thin. CLASS ACTION lawsuit!! Who else?

Who else lost their girth due to a penis stretching device? It is class action lawsuit time.
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:29 PM   #2
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LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:37 PM   #3
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now the cat won't complain anymore
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:07 PM   #4
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now the cat won't complain anymore
Sadly it is safe now. Gaining an inch of length was not worth losing an inch of girth.
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:11 PM   #5
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Sadly it is safe now. Gaining an inch of length was not worth losing an inch of girth.
Is that supposed to be your penis in the sig pic?
It almost looks like a turkey now.
If so you better get to the hosp quick then
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:13 PM   #6
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You actually used one of those things? lol what a tool...
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:15 PM   #7
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Not sure if this is a joke thread or not but that is not possible to LOSE girth but GAIN length. That has NEVER happened before with us or resellers or other extender companies that I have ever heard of.
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:15 PM   #8
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my penis turned yellow...what now?
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:17 PM   #9
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Girls prefer thickness anyway.
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:03 PM   #10
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LMAO! Good luck with that.
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:48 PM   #11
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LOL! Definitely a funny thread. At least your dick didn't fall off.
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:51 PM   #12
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Not sure if this is a joke thread or not but that is not possible to LOSE girth but GAIN length. That has NEVER happened before with us or resellers or other extender companies that I have ever heard of.
umm stretching does lose girth.
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:58 PM   #13
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umm stretching does lose girth.
It happened to you too? I need more victims for the class action lawsuit.
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Old 09-19-2007, 06:04 PM   #14
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:32 PM   #15
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its all about girth and how you use your tool.
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:36 PM   #16
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LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit
'fat as shit'

nice comparison, i want you inside off me asap.!.!>!.
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:21 PM   #17
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No one wants in on the class action? I went from 6" of girth to 5". This is a crime !!!!!!!
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:24 PM   #18
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funny shit for bs
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:23 PM   #19
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haha you have troubles.........
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:30 PM   #20
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Is that supposed to be your penis in the sig pic?
It almost looks like a turkey now.
If so you better get to the hosp quick then
Looks like a cats ass to me...
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Old 09-20-2007, 12:33 AM   #21
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Bought one and the damn thing didn't fit! Couldn't even get my dick half way in! I call that a RIP OFF!
All for class action suits for selling badly sized equipment!
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Old 09-20-2007, 12:50 AM   #22
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Looks like a cats ass to me...
Indeed, it is an expertly photoshopped cat anus.
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:09 AM   #23
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every one in here saying it's all about girth = must have short dicks!

yes i agree that you need girth, but you also need to reach up on in there more than a few inches!

lol
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:20 AM   #24
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It happened to you too? I need more victims for the class action lawsuit.
Count me in, I did reach 13 inches, but now I can slide my wedding band down my shaft.
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Old 09-20-2007, 02:35 AM   #25
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every one in here saying it's all about girth = must have short dicks!

yes i agree that you need girth, but you also need to reach up on in there more than a few inches!

lol

Of course you need both! This device took one away from me to add to the other. I had to wear it all the fucking time and pay a lot for it. Its very uncomfortable by the way. Who else tried one of these ? Did you get fucked over too ?
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Old 09-20-2007, 05:14 AM   #26
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LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit
I guess because the only thing to do about it is to make it longer. not possible to make it fatter
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Old 09-20-2007, 05:43 AM   #27
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Old 09-20-2007, 11:23 AM   #28
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Never understood people that buy shit like that
Cause I wanted a bigger dick dude. Now I'm taking their lying asses to court.
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Old 09-20-2007, 11:40 AM   #29
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Cause I wanted a bigger dick dude. Now I'm taking their lying asses to court.
i think the boxes say 'longer length' lol
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Old 09-20-2007, 11:46 AM   #30
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i think the boxes say 'longer length' lol
No way, it said girth increases too !!!


Is anyone else having this problem? I need about 10 people to make it class action.
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Old 09-20-2007, 12:34 PM   #31
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how long did u use this thing? and why in the hell did you keep using it if you saw your tiny penis was going thin?
this is ridiculous, why a man would try this devices? if you are tiny, just better your move!!!
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Old 09-20-2007, 12:37 PM   #32
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LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit
If your dick is 'fat as shit' does that mean you have a loose asshole pushing out large bowel movements?
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Old 09-20-2007, 06:39 PM   #33
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Fuck you assholes!!! Feel my pencil-dick-pain !
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Old 09-20-2007, 07:19 PM   #34
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You might have a case if you took before and after pics.

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LOL! Definitely a funny thread. At least your dick didn't fall off.
Yet......
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Old 09-21-2007, 02:45 PM   #36
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My dick fell off today. This is no joke! Who is in the lawsuit with me ?
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:08 AM   #37
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Ok, I made it all up.
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