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Kard63 09-19-2007 01:26 PM

My dick stretcher made my penis thin. CLASS ACTION lawsuit!! Who else?
 
Who else lost their girth due to a penis stretching device? It is class action lawsuit time.

fallenmuffin 09-19-2007 01:29 PM

LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit :1orglaugh

MaDalton 09-19-2007 01:37 PM

now the cat won't complain anymore

Kard63 09-19-2007 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 13111584)
now the cat won't complain anymore

Sadly it is safe now. Gaining an inch of length was not worth losing an inch of girth.

Ripshit 09-19-2007 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 13112085)
Sadly it is safe now. Gaining an inch of length was not worth losing an inch of girth.

Is that supposed to be your penis in the sig pic?
It almost looks like a turkey now.
If so you better get to the hosp quick then:1orglaugh

StickyGreen 09-19-2007 03:13 PM

You actually used one of those things? lol what a tool...

BradM 09-19-2007 03:15 PM

Not sure if this is a joke thread or not but that is not possible to LOSE girth but GAIN length. That has NEVER happened before with us or resellers or other extender companies that I have ever heard of.

Silly Guy 09-19-2007 03:15 PM

my penis turned yellow...what now?

Michaelious 09-19-2007 03:17 PM

Girls prefer thickness anyway.

tiger 09-19-2007 05:03 PM

LMAO! Good luck with that.

eightmotives 09-19-2007 05:48 PM

LOL! Definitely a funny thread. At least your dick didn't fall off. :pimp

riddler 09-19-2007 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 13112132)
Not sure if this is a joke thread or not but that is not possible to LOSE girth but GAIN length. That has NEVER happened before with us or resellers or other extender companies that I have ever heard of.

umm stretching does lose girth.

Kard63 09-19-2007 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler (Post 13113021)
umm stretching does lose girth.

It happened to you too? I need more victims for the class action lawsuit.

Fap 09-19-2007 06:04 PM

hahah what didja expect

Vick! 09-19-2007 08:32 PM

its all about girth and how you use your tool.

p1mpdogg 09-19-2007 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 13111530)
LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit :1orglaugh

'fat as shit'

nice comparison, i want you inside off me asap.!.!>!.

Kard63 09-19-2007 10:21 PM

No one wants in on the class action? I went from 6" of girth to 5". This is a crime !!!!!!!

GhengisBong 09-19-2007 10:24 PM

funny shit for bs

bobby666 09-19-2007 11:23 PM

haha you have troubles.........

CyberHustler 09-19-2007 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 13112106)
Is that supposed to be your penis in the sig pic?
It almost looks like a turkey now.
If so you better get to the hosp quick then:1orglaugh

Looks like a cats ass to me...

Centurion 09-20-2007 12:33 AM

Bought one and the damn thing didn't fit! Couldn't even get my dick half way in! I call that a RIP OFF!
All for class action suits for selling badly sized equipment!

Kard63 09-20-2007 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 13114112)
Looks like a cats ass to me...

Indeed, it is an expertly photoshopped cat anus.

BV 09-20-2007 01:09 AM

every one in here saying it's all about girth = must have short dicks!

yes i agree that you need girth, but you also need to reach up on in there more than a few inches!

lol

lazycash 09-20-2007 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 13113041)
It happened to you too? I need more victims for the class action lawsuit.

Count me in, I did reach 13 inches, but now I can slide my wedding band down my shaft.

Kard63 09-20-2007 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 13114345)
every one in here saying it's all about girth = must have short dicks!

yes i agree that you need girth, but you also need to reach up on in there more than a few inches!

lol


Of course you need both! This device took one away from me to add to the other. I had to wear it all the fucking time and pay a lot for it. Its very uncomfortable by the way. Who else tried one of these ? Did you get fucked over too ?

Violetta 09-20-2007 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 13111530)
LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit :1orglaugh

I guess because the only thing to do about it is to make it longer. not possible to make it fatter

million 09-20-2007 05:43 AM

Never understood people that buy shit like that

Kard63 09-20-2007 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by million (Post 13114985)
Never understood people that buy shit like that

Cause I wanted a bigger dick dude. Now I'm taking their lying asses to court.

_Richard_ 09-20-2007 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 13116443)
Cause I wanted a bigger dick dude. Now I'm taking their lying asses to court.

i think the boxes say 'longer length' lol

Kard63 09-20-2007 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 13116546)
i think the boxes say 'longer length' lol

No way, it said girth increases too !!!


Is anyone else having this problem? I need about 10 people to make it class action.

Rama 09-20-2007 12:34 PM

how long did u use this thing? and why in the hell did you keep using it if you saw your tiny penis was going thin?
this is ridiculous, why a man would try this devices? if you are tiny, just better your move!!! :2 cents:

Quagmire 09-20-2007 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 13111530)
LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit :1orglaugh

If your dick is 'fat as shit' does that mean you have a loose asshole pushing out large bowel movements? :1orglaugh

Kard63 09-20-2007 06:39 PM

Fuck you assholes!!! Feel my pencil-dick-pain !

Gnus 09-20-2007 07:19 PM

You might have a case if you took before and after pics.

Gary

minusonebit 09-20-2007 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eightmotives (Post 13113018)
LOL! Definitely a funny thread. At least your dick didn't fall off. :pimp

Yet......

Kard63 09-21-2007 02:45 PM

My dick fell off today. This is no joke! Who is in the lawsuit with me ?

Kard63 10-02-2007 11:08 AM

Ok, I made it all up.


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