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10-01-2007, 09:04 PM
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Location: Lightspeedworld
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Hey there Affiliate! (parody)
(Parody of emo song, "Hey There Delilah")
Hey there Affiliate What's it take to get your traffic?? We give you all so much already But this week sales are looking shitty Yes its true We don't get enough joins without you Please get a clue! Hey there Affiliate Don't you worry about conversions They're just numbers that they make up So you'll put another link up Close your eyes If you think you're being shaved clean You're prob'ly right, Maybe one in five! So put up some links for me Or do it for Tawnee Oh put up some links for me Or do it for money It's time to join Lightspeed! Hey there Affiliate I know times are getting tight But just believe me bro Someday you'll pay the bills with a freesite You'll have it good You'll have the life you knew you could Lightspeed is good! Hey there Affiliate We shoot new girls every day Every sample that we send to you Will take your breath away You'll love em all Even more hits you'd send to us this fall We'd get it all! So put up some links for me Or do it for Tawnee Oh put up some links for me Its time to join Lightspeed! Ten million sites on the internet Teen, Fat, Milf, Trannie and BBW There's some out there you'll say "No fucking way!" Your friends will all make fun of you and you'll just laugh along because its true That some of them are closet gay! Affiliate I can promise you That by the time you get through The world will never ever be the same Lightspeed to blame! Hey there Affiliate You be good and don't you cheat me Push some porn and you'll be very cool And you'll be making fat cash like we do You know it's all because of you You can do whatever you want to Just follow some simple fucking rules Don't be a tool! So put up some links for me Or do it for Tawnee Oh put up some links for me Or do it for money Its time to join Lightspeed! Oh oh OOOoohhhh Oh oh Ooooooohhhhh Oh Oh OOOoohhhh OOOOooohhhhh Oh Oh ---alternate lyrics by Steve Lightspeed, in close association with the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Company
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10-01-2007, 09:06 PM
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Had some time on your Hands ?
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10-01-2007, 09:06 PM
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Fucking sweet when can we expect the single?
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10-01-2007, 09:08 PM
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I don't know if YTCracker would touch this one, but I'd love to have someone record it for me... if interested, icq me, 272-95-695
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10-01-2007, 09:08 PM
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10-01-2007, 09:14 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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damn! that was actually pretty fucking catchy! lol
when i get some time i'll rewrite it making fun of some gfyers
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10-02-2007, 05:17 AM
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Hands down for Steve! LMAO
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10-02-2007, 05:32 AM
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lol
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10-02-2007, 06:04 AM
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Very creative and funny!
You may have a future as a song writer!! matt
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10-02-2007, 07:14 AM
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nice Steve!
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10-02-2007, 10:26 AM
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Version 2
(Parody of emo song, "Hey There Delilah") Hey there Affiliates What's it take to get your traffic? We give you all so much already But this week's sales are looking shitty Yes its true We don't get enough joins without you Please add a few! Hey there Affiliates Don't you worry about conversions They're just numbers that they make up So you'll put another link up It's all lies If you think you're being ripped off You're prob'ly right Maybe one in five! So put up some links for me Or do it for Tawnee Oh put up some links for me Let's make some more money It's time to push Lightspeed! Hey there Affiliates I know times are getting tight But just believe me bro Someday you'll pay your bills with a freesite You'll have it good You'll have the life you knew you could Our girls are good! Hey there Affiliates We shoot new stuff every day And every sample that we send to you Will take your breath away You'll love em all Even more hits you'd send to us this fall We'd get em all! So put up some links for me Or do it for Tawnee Let's make some more money Its time to push Lightspeed! Ten million sites on the internet Teen, Tats, Milf, Trannie and BBW There's some out there you'll say "No fucking way!" Your friends will all make fun of you and you'll just laugh along because its true That some of them are closet gay! Affiliates I can promise you That by the time you get through Teen porn will never ever be the same Lightspeed to blame! Hey there Affiliates You be good and don't you cheat me Push some porn and you'll be very cool And you'll be making more cash than we do You know it's all because of you You can do whatever you want to Just follow some simple fucking rules Don't be a fool! So put up some links for me Or do it for Tawnee Oh put up some links for me Let's make some more money Its time to push Lightspeed! Oh oh OOOoohhhh Oh oh Ooooooohhhhh Oh Oh OOOoohhhh OOOOooohhhhh Oh Oh
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10-02-2007, 10:44 AM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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lol, great
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10-02-2007, 11:47 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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10-07-2007, 10:58 AM
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Great to know you got songwriting skills, in case this whole porn thing doesn't work out for you.
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