Is regular toilet paper the cause of itchy ass? - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 09-28-2007, 07:53 PM

RogerV's post about how you wipe got me thinking...

Anyone not use wet-naps or wipes in the bathroom? Ever since I was turned on to them, man, I can never go back to regular TP. When you use regular TP, you always get itchy ass an hour later. I'm thinking that some of the dried shit that didn't come off when you wiped gets wet from sweat and whammo, itchy ass and skids. That's my theory.

Ever notice that even if you wipe real good with TP, that later on when itchy ass kicks in and you go and wipe, you get a whole bunch of shit that you didn't know was there?

Wipes make that a thing of the past. You could eat off of my anus now.

Forest · 09-28-2007, 07:55 PM

i dont know about that but everytime i go to eastern europe i take my own toilet paper

Juicy D. Links · 09-28-2007, 08:06 PM

get me the address on that name yo dont forget and any other info

mikesinner · 09-28-2007, 08:06 PM

Naaa, you just have hemorrhoids. You can get them burned off at the doctors office or try to beat them off with a stick if they're hanging out.

Iron Fist · 09-28-2007, 08:07 PM

I think the ghey sex is the cause of itchy asses.

Deej · 09-28-2007, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

I think the ghey sex is the cause of itchy asses.

yep, anal herpes is to blame

seriously.... men use baby wipes

Spunky · 09-28-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

Naaa, you just have hemorrhoids. You can get them burned off at the doctors office or try to beat them off with a stick if they're hanging out.

I was thinking the same thing..you could have internal hemorrhoids

RayVega · 09-28-2007, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

get me the address on that name yo dont forget and any other info

I'm on it my man. See what I can do.

DaddyHalbucks · 09-28-2007, 08:35 PM

That's a pretty blunt assessment, but it's on the money.

BOSS1 · 09-28-2007, 08:40 PM

I use old newspapers... its a soviet habit

peterk · 09-28-2007, 08:41 PM

haha ... I had problems only once but all is fine now

halfpint · 09-28-2007, 08:52 PM

I think an itchy arse says you have worms..you know just like when you see cute little doggies rubbing thier bums accross your nice green grass

mikesinner · 09-28-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

I think an itchy arse says you have worms..you know just like when you see cute little doggies rubbing thier bums accross your nice green grass

lol, he might have one of those 12 foot tape worms

halfpint · 09-28-2007, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

lol, he might have one of those 12 foot tape worms

He could well have a 12 foot tape worm but I think these little buggers make your arse itch

amateurcanada · 09-28-2007, 10:06 PM

'I thought the all you can eat buffet in the dominican was safe'

lol

tony286 · 09-28-2007, 10:13 PM

wet wipes rock.

Zebra · 09-28-2007, 10:38 PM

This stuff rocks! Has lotion added to the tp. Never a scratchy bunghole with this.

AGS-17 · 09-28-2007, 11:24 PM

other info

mikeyddddd · 09-28-2007, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

You could eat off of my anus now.

D · 09-28-2007, 11:38 PM

Not cleaning your ass properly can also be the cause of itchy ass.

And Baby Wipes do make it easier.

mikesinner · 09-29-2007, 12:34 AM

Use baby powder afterwards

mikeyddddd · 09-29-2007, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

Use baby powder afterwards

I accidentally used medicated foot powder once.

It was not good.

The Judge · 09-29-2007, 01:33 AM

soap and water work wonders

Bird · 09-29-2007, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebra

This stuff rocks! Has lotion added to the tp. Never a scratchy bunghole with this.

Fuck charmin It doesn't even wipe it's so soft it breaks apart and leaves little balls of tissue stuck to your ass.

divine116 · 09-29-2007, 05:52 AM

Its better to use a soap and water!

cezam · 09-29-2007, 06:00 AM

that's why i always wash my ass after dropping a shit. no itches, ass is clean and no skid marks as a bonus!

gecko · 09-29-2007, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Bird

Fuck charmin It doesn't even wipe it's so soft it breaks apart and leaves little balls of tissue stuck to your ass.

Not the case for me.

Jessica Rosalini · 09-29-2007, 06:45 AM

That's fucking nasty. I think you just need to learn to wipe your ass better. I'm guessing this happens mostly to fat sloppy guys.

Rama · 09-29-2007, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by cezam

that's why i always wash my ass after dropping a shit. no itches, ass is clean and no skid marks as a bonus!

+1
i also keep baby wipes on my car for an emergency

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