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RayVega 09-28-2007 07:53 PM

Is regular toilet paper the cause of itchy ass?
 
RogerV's post about how you wipe got me thinking...

Anyone not use wet-naps or wipes in the bathroom? Ever since I was turned on to them, man, I can never go back to regular TP. When you use regular TP, you always get itchy ass an hour later. I'm thinking that some of the dried shit that didn't come off when you wiped gets wet from sweat and whammo, itchy ass and skids. That's my theory.

Ever notice that even if you wipe real good with TP, that later on when itchy ass kicks in and you go and wipe, you get a whole bunch of shit that you didn't know was there?

Wipes make that a thing of the past. You could eat off of my anus now. :food-smil02

Forest 09-28-2007 07:55 PM

i dont know about that but everytime i go to eastern europe i take my own toilet paper

:helpme

Juicy D. Links 09-28-2007 08:06 PM

get me the address on that name yo dont forget and any other info

mikesinner 09-28-2007 08:06 PM

Naaa, you just have hemorrhoids. You can get them burned off at the doctors office or try to beat them off with a stick if they're hanging out.

Iron Fist 09-28-2007 08:07 PM

I think the ghey sex is the cause of itchy asses.

Deej 09-28-2007 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 13160199)
I think the ghey sex is the cause of itchy asses.

yep, anal herpes is to blame


seriously.... men use baby wipes

Spunky 09-28-2007 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 13160191)
Naaa, you just have hemorrhoids. You can get them burned off at the doctors office or try to beat them off with a stick if they're hanging out.

I was thinking the same thing..you could have internal hemorrhoids

RayVega 09-28-2007 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 13160188)
get me the address on that name yo dont forget and any other info

I'm on it my man. See what I can do.

DaddyHalbucks 09-28-2007 08:35 PM

That's a pretty blunt assessment, but it's on the money.

:)

BOSS1 09-28-2007 08:40 PM

I use old newspapers... its a soviet habit

peterk 09-28-2007 08:41 PM

haha ... I had problems only once but all is fine now

halfpint 09-28-2007 08:52 PM

I think an itchy arse says you have worms..you know just like when you see cute little doggies rubbing thier bums accross your nice green grass

mikesinner 09-28-2007 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 13160369)
I think an itchy arse says you have worms..you know just like when you see cute little doggies rubbing thier bums accross your nice green grass

lol, he might have one of those 12 foot tape worms

halfpint 09-28-2007 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 13160473)
lol, he might have one of those 12 foot tape worms

He could well have a 12 foot tape worm but I think these little buggers make your arse itch

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/ruth.livin...tle/thread.jpg

amateurcanada 09-28-2007 10:06 PM

'I thought the all you can eat buffet in the dominican was safe'

lol

tony286 09-28-2007 10:13 PM

wet wipes rock.

Zebra 09-28-2007 10:38 PM

This stuff rocks! Has lotion added to the tp. Never a scratchy bunghole with this.
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/image...jL._SS500_.jpg

AGS-17 09-28-2007 11:24 PM

other info

mikeyddddd 09-28-2007 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 13160142)
You could eat off of my anus now. :food-smil02


D 09-28-2007 11:38 PM

Not cleaning your ass properly can also be the cause of itchy ass.

And Baby Wipes do make it easier.

mikesinner 09-29-2007 12:34 AM

Use baby powder afterwards

mikeyddddd 09-29-2007 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 13160907)
Use baby powder afterwards

I accidentally used medicated foot powder once.

It was not good.

The Judge 09-29-2007 01:33 AM

soap and water work wonders

Bird 09-29-2007 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra (Post 13160682)
This stuff rocks! Has lotion added to the tp. Never a scratchy bunghole with this.
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/image...jL._SS500_.jpg

Fuck charmin It doesn't even wipe it's so soft it breaks apart and leaves little balls of tissue stuck to your ass.

divine116 09-29-2007 05:52 AM

Its better to use a soap and water!

cezam 09-29-2007 06:00 AM

that's why i always wash my ass after dropping a shit. no itches, ass is clean and no skid marks as a bonus! :thumbsup

gecko 09-29-2007 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 13161242)
Fuck charmin It doesn't even wipe it's so soft it breaks apart and leaves little balls of tissue stuck to your ass.

Not the case for me.

Jessica Rosalini 09-29-2007 06:45 AM

That's fucking nasty. I think you just need to learn to wipe your ass better. I'm guessing this happens mostly to fat sloppy guys.

Rama 09-29-2007 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cezam (Post 13161681)
that's why i always wash my ass after dropping a shit. no itches, ass is clean and no skid marks as a bonus! :thumbsup

+1
i also keep baby wipes on my car for an emergency


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