Fraud of the day!! The guy is a genius!!! - FUNNY - GoFuckYourself.com

AK · 09-28-2007, 02:20 PM

sorry if this had been posted before...

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. '

She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down.'

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, 'The fucking bastard used coins!'

Moral of the story:

Your girlfriend won't get fucked if you promote our webcamclub.com

Deej · 09-28-2007, 02:21 PM

That shit was FUNNY!

seeric · 09-28-2007, 02:21 PM

cute!!!!!!!!!!

Ice · 09-28-2007, 02:22 PM

Iron Fist · 09-28-2007, 02:29 PM

Hahhahaha... good stuff.

Yanto · 09-28-2007, 02:30 PM

HAHAHAHAHA.... A good one!

MikeB · 09-28-2007, 02:40 PM

Funny :-)

Beaver Bob · 09-28-2007, 02:42 PM

good one!

AK · 09-28-2007, 02:43 PM

hahahaha, i thought so.. i got funny email from time to time.. jsut trying to make the best of it..

st0ned · 09-28-2007, 02:56 PM

LOL! That is some funny shit AK

I better start promoting, I wouldn't want my girlfriend getting fucked ;)

peterk · 09-28-2007, 03:00 PM

HAHA it was a good one

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 09-28-2007, 03:01 PM

picaso · 09-28-2007, 03:02 PM

AdultHardcore · 09-28-2007, 03:03 PM

Very funny!!!!

Aussie Rebel · 09-28-2007, 03:06 PM

JD · 09-28-2007, 03:11 PM

hahaha old joke but very nice delivery!

AK · 09-28-2007, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned

LOL! That is some funny shit AK

I better start promoting, I wouldn't want my girlfriend getting fucked ;)

hahahah, thanks yeah good thing i don't have a girfriend, wife instead.. LOL

shekinah · 09-28-2007, 03:46 PM

wow, that's very cute!

AK · 09-28-2007, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

hahaha old joke but very nice delivery!

thank you sir!

chris_joseph · 09-28-2007, 03:53 PM

--- nice!

wargames · 09-28-2007, 03:55 PM

Martina Warren · 09-28-2007, 03:56 PM

LOL Very Cute!

mikesinner · 09-28-2007, 04:01 PM

lol, fucking hilarious

09-28-2007, 04:03 PM

very very very as in very old
please inser timeline pic

HouseHead · 09-28-2007, 04:08 PM

hahaha...

u-Bob · 09-28-2007, 04:16 PM

old but funny

miss_jody · 09-28-2007, 04:18 PM

funny shit AK

Vick! · 09-28-2007, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK

sorry if this had been posted before...

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. '

She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down.'

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, 'The fucking bastard used coins!'

Moral of the story:

Your girlfriend won't get fucked if you promote our webcamclub.com

You are so mean, lol .. you changes the moral.

Nicolas · 09-28-2007, 05:06 PM

hehe

Skillz Unlimited · 09-28-2007, 05:16 PM

good one

AK · 09-28-2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick!

You are so mean, lol .. you changes the moral.

HAHAHAHa, yeah.. bro taht is the punch line for me too.

How u been, LONG time no talk.

hit me up on icq.. you used to hit me up every day.. what's the deal now? LOL

KingNigel · 09-28-2007, 05:45 PM

woj · 09-28-2007, 05:47 PM

CaptainWolfy · 09-28-2007, 05:52 PM

haha this is damn to funny!

latinasscash · 09-28-2007, 06:00 PM

Now that was just too funny...

Spunky · 09-28-2007, 06:12 PM

Har har..I had a chuckle

AK · 09-28-2007, 06:29 PM

what's up Spunky.....

thanks guys... glad you like the humor.. don;t forget bout the moral of the story.. LOL we are paying $125/sale for Oct.. and get a chance to party with us at the playboy mansion...

have a good weekend!!!!!

DaddyHalbucks · 09-28-2007, 08:26 PM

Good one.

BOSS1 · 09-28-2007, 08:32 PM

creative spam

KILL_FRENZY · 09-28-2007, 11:57 PM

WiredGuy · 09-29-2007, 12:03 AM

hahaha, the use of icons is perfect!
WG

blonda80 · 09-29-2007, 01:05 AM

lol AK
this is funny :D

pornvue · 09-29-2007, 01:10 AM

divine116 · 09-29-2007, 03:30 AM

what a nice idea!

PPjohn · 09-29-2007, 05:19 AM

Hahahahahah

gecko · 09-29-2007, 06:41 AM

haha... loved it!

Andiz · 09-29-2007, 06:43 AM

Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

AK · 09-29-2007, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andiz

Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

yes, that is correct sir.

and also if you promote webcamclub.com and amateurmatch.com, you might win a pass or two to playboy mansion party with us in November.

see sig for detail or go to this thread to win some extra cash too....
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/772320-datinggold-com-playboy-mansion-party-promo-win-tickets-cash.html

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AK MadZuma Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,436	Fraud of the day!! The guy is a genius!!! - FUNNY sorry if this had been posted before... Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. ' She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.' So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, 'The fucking bastard used coins!' Moral of the story: Your girlfriend won't get fucked if you promote our webcamclub.com __________________ Alfonsus Kusuma (AK) ak at madzuma.com skype me - alfonsus.com

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