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ShellyCrash · 09-27-2007, 11:13 AM

Wow. I mean, I guess I give the guy credit for building himself up to that extreme, but it's the facial changes combined with the buff that gets me. It's like makeup and a beard... masculine and feminine and all together kinda creepy.

Spunky · 09-27-2007, 11:14 AM

Those brows freak me out

_Richard_ · 09-27-2007, 11:16 AM

who is that guy? he was on the flava flav roast

Farang · 09-27-2007, 11:18 AM

it's that crazy comedian... what's his name

dav3 · 09-27-2007, 11:19 AM

Holy shit, his shoulders are crazy!

ShellyCrash · 09-27-2007, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll

who is that guy? he was on the flava flav roast

He's a prop comic, was pretty popular in the 80's for doing an impression of the Wendy's girl. Was never really that funny / mostly stoner humor. That shit works when you look like a collage kid, but when you look like a roid raging queen on the edge it kinda clashes with the act.

jacked · 09-27-2007, 11:19 AM

he looks like a moron, hrm i wonder if he juiced

Topher49er · 09-27-2007, 11:26 AM

Roids, facial reconstruction, shoulder implants....

anyone have any before and after pics of this freak?

Scott McD · 09-27-2007, 11:32 AM

What a freak show !

Fresh · 09-27-2007, 11:34 AM

he looks like one of the aliens form the 1996 movie space jam

royaljelly2 · 09-27-2007, 11:35 AM

LOL the guy's just ugly!!! He's a freaky looking dude!

SykkBoy · 09-27-2007, 11:38 AM

*rightclick, save as... morecrazycarrottop.jpg in directory CrazyCarrotTopShit*

CaptainHowdy · 09-27-2007, 11:43 AM

.........

ADL Josh · 09-27-2007, 11:49 AM

yeah that pic has strange written all over it....what the hell is wrong with his arm?!?

Topher49er · 09-27-2007, 11:49 AM

Not that any of you care...but i did find a "before" pic

and with a group of plastic freaks...

but that's not even close to the freak that Mickey Rouke has become...

and that's not from boxing...yuck.

CurrentlySober · 09-27-2007, 11:54 AM

I met carrot top in person back in 2003...
He was a dick... Sorry, but Id like to say he was a really cool dude...
But he wasnt. He was a dick...

Anyway........ Moving on........

riosluts · 09-27-2007, 11:55 AM

whoia damn

CurrentlySober · 09-27-2007, 11:56 AM

And that Mickey Rouke pic SCARES ME!!!

Shoehorn! · 09-27-2007, 12:05 PM

Why the fuck is he wearing makeup and nail polish?

Jayvis · 09-27-2007, 12:06 PM

I think I have that same jersey.

nosey · 09-27-2007, 12:09 PM

there is no chin behind chuck norris's beard, there is only another fist

SykkBoy · 09-27-2007, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

And that Mickey Rouke pic SCARES ME!!!

yeah, imagine that...his real face in worse shape then the makeup job he had to play Marv in Sin City ;-)

nosey · 09-27-2007, 12:13 PM

SilkyJohnson · 09-27-2007, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Was never really that funny / mostly stoner humor.

I don't think he was ever funny...stoners don't even think he's funny....he is a joke though.

Tom_PM · 09-27-2007, 12:24 PM

"I used to think he was named Carrot Top because of his hair. Now that I've met him, I realise it's because everyone wants to see him buried up to his forehead in the dirt."

ShellyCrash · 09-27-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

I met carrot top in person back in 2003...
He was a dick... Sorry, but Id like to say he was a really cool dude...
But he wasnt. He was a dick...

Anyway........ Moving on........

He lives in FL. I've never heard anything too nasty about him, but he's def got some major self esteem issues, if his body morphing doesn't speak for itself.

I saw him in 2000 at a Border's book tent sale in Tampa. I almost bumped into him and was kinda caught off guard by his appearance and just blurted out, "Is that fucking Carrot Top?!" like two feet from his face. I guess I give him points for not being a dick back to me, he just kinda looked down at his feet. His eyebrows weren't as severe at the time, but it was the first time I had seen him looking like that- not my most polite moment.

I really don't taunt celebs- except for Jessie Camp:

Fucking loser is everywhere. He's always in Ybor City trying to pick up ladies. We've seen him in Tampa, Chicago, and Las Vegas- all by chance. Not like he was ever famous to begin with, but he is washed the fuck up now.

swoop · 09-27-2007, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

I really don't taunt celebs- except for Jessie Camp:

Fucking loser is everywhere. He's always in Ybor City trying to pick up ladies. We've seen him in Tampa, Chicago, and Las Vegas- all by chance. Not like he was ever famous to begin with, but he is washed the fuck up now.

is that the guy that won some sort of MTV show?

VS_Eddie · 09-27-2007, 01:00 PM

Warning: Do not mix steroids, plastic surgery, and Carrot Top!

silvercash amber · 09-27-2007, 01:03 PM

man those roids can really fuck a person up, not to mention all the plastic surgery! he is really funny though

Tom_PM · 09-27-2007, 01:04 PM

I can honestly say that this is the first time I've ever seen, or heard of this person named Jessie Camp.. wtf? You sure he didnt start out washed up? lol

ShellyCrash · 09-27-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by swoop

is that the guy that won some sort of MTV show?

Yeah, he was the winner of the first MTV VJ search. I forget what they were calling it, but he won even though the guy who won second place wound up getting all the hosting gigs. I can't remember the other guy's name but he hosts like Friday nights on Court TV while this "winner" trolls clubs around the country trying to chase the last remaining bits of tail that remember who he was.

He's hard to miss, he's like 7 ft tall, makes him easy to hit with cigarettes and ice cubes.

09-27-2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

He's a prop comic, was pretty popular in the 80's for doing an impression of the Wendy's girl. Was never really that funny / mostly stoner humor. That shit works when you look like a collage kid, but when you look like a roid raging queen on the edge it kinda clashes with the act.

He still sells out nightly here in Vegas at the Luxor, so he must be doing something right.

ShellyCrash · 09-27-2007, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

He still sells out nightly here in Vegas at the Luxor, so he must be doing something right.

Wha?

That is impressive. I thought he completely bombed on the Flavor Flav roast. It was painful to watch.

tical · 09-27-2007, 01:57 PM

haha look at the infection / oil build up in his right shoulder... you can kind of see it in both

he's hitting his delts w/ the sauce (or synthol) :P

frostyimpressions · 09-27-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

WHOA! His arms look so zig zag.

tASSy · 09-27-2007, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll

who is that guy? he was on the flava flav roast

hahaha, he was being blasted on that roast too, poor carrot top LOL

Brother Bilo · 09-27-2007, 02:01 PM

I saw him at the state fair here in Phoenix about 7 or 8 years ago, and no shit, he was actually pretty funny. I was not looking forward to having to go to the show, but it turned out pretty good.

Just thought I would throw the one positive comment into the thread...now continue with the negatives. He makes it easy.

StuartD · 09-27-2007, 02:03 PM

Can't sleep... clown will eat me. Can't sleep.. clown will eat me.

Jesper · 09-27-2007, 02:04 PM

haha wtf!!

kektex · 09-27-2007, 02:29 PM

Fuck his arms look like they are broken.
That dude freaks me out all the time.

Brad · 09-27-2007, 02:32 PM

I am pretty that's an alien.

FreeHugeMovies · 09-27-2007, 02:32 PM

Roids...

carol.prime · 09-27-2007, 02:33 PM

oh my god!!! what the fuck of this guy.

Steve Awesome · 09-27-2007, 02:39 PM

Here's his unborn kid:

xNetworx · 09-27-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

I saw him at the state fair here in Phoenix about 7 or 8 years ago, and no shit, he was actually pretty funny. I was not looking forward to having to go to the show, but it turned out pretty good.

Just thought I would throw the one positive comment into the thread...now continue with the negatives. He makes it easy.

Where you at in Phoenix Bilo? I thought you lived in a cage in Kazakstan

ShellyCrash · 09-27-2007, 03:16 PM

Mc Baby is creepy!

ShellyCrash · 09-27-2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Where you at in Phoenix Bilo? I thought you lived in a cage in Kazakstan

"... and she would say, 'You will never get this, you will never get this'"

directfiesta · 09-27-2007, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

I saw him at the state fair here in Phoenix about 7 or 8 years ago, and no shit, he was actually pretty funny. I was not looking forward to having to go to the show, but it turned out pretty good.

Just thought I would throw the one positive comment into the thread...now continue with the negatives. He makes it easy.

saw him a week or so ago on tv ( no idea wich station ) and he was VERY funny . He was pulling stuff out 2 boxes ( props modified ) and was sayting what it was ... I really laughed.... even tough I was ready to switch channel.

Vendzilla · 09-27-2007, 05:54 PM

I loved the roast, proof positive that Ronald McDonald fucked the wendy's girl

ProducerCashDave · 09-27-2007, 06:02 PM

I dont see a pic

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