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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: The Global Digerati Village
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See How Much You're Really Worth for a Night
To find out, fill out the questionnaire below. No cheating.
Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blonde - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other-$75 total = Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $1 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue $50 [ ]Hazel $100 [ ] Other - $15 total= Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 [ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 [ ] 4'9" to 5'4" - $45 [ ] Under 4'9 - $45 total= Age: [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [ ] 0 to 18 - $100 total= Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $300 [ ] First Born - $300 [ ]Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $100 [ ] fourth born - $100 [ ] fifth born-$546 [ ]sixth born-$627 total= Drink? [ ] No - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]] total= Vision? [ ] perfect vision -$300 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them - $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ]contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $10 total= Car Color [or familes' car(s)]: [ ] Pink - $2,000 [ ] Maroon - $800 [ ] Gold - $700 [ ]Gray - $600 [ ] Blue - $900 [ ] White - $475 [ ] Black - $450 [ ] Red - $400 [ ] Green- $350 [ ] Silver $300 [ ] Purple- $250 [ ] Metallic - $200 [ ] Yellow - $100 [ ] Primer - $75 [ ] Tan- $20 [ ] Rusted - $15 [ ] No Car - $0 total= Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ]12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $700 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7- $550 total= Favorite Colors (two): [ ] Green-$750 [ ] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ]Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $ 50 total= Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [ ] No-add $1000 [ ] on some- $750 Final Total: |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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5047 - so this is what a whore feels like eh?
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Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 1,402
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[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400 good |
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SEO Connoisseur
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Brantford, Ontario
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so I was 3550$ - damn, they only go to 40 years old..
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lurker
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: atlanta
Posts: 57,021
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Im $2556
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#6 |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 1,356
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This is hilarious.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 40,377
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I was doing good but stopped at the car
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3741$ nice
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#9 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 11,247
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3940$
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#10 |
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: here
Posts: 417
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Hey ladies look I'm a bargain! Get me before someone else does ![]()
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![]() BOOST YOUR SALES! WordPress Templates | Joomla Templates | TGP Templates | Cartoons | Custom Design Contact: ICQ - 240130421 | Email - [email protected] |
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#12 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Mars
Posts: 963
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what is this myspace?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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50 bucks.
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
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$3625 with nothing for age.
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CRAZY MOFUKKA
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 3,296
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2675..........
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#16 |
Affiliate
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 28,735
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Im starting a gigoloservice soon!
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#17 |
Just Du It
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Posts: 12,094
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oh geez im sick of this on facebook, not here too
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myadultdesign.com
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Location: Europe
Posts: 12,558
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No weight question?
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Banners, logos, headers, peels, FHGs, ads, paysites, photo retouching etc: my adult design portfolio
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I am an Alien from space
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 11,118
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$3000 for me
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤
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I think someone has changed some of those values around to make themselves worth more.
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
Posts: 35,299
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5500. message to short....
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Confirmed Brat
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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$3195
I am in the wrong part of this biz. Seriously though, who wants a last born, drinking, brunette, hazel eyed, needs bifocals but doesn't wear them, reddish car driving, size 6 shoe wearing, fav color red and can add in her head, chick in her 40's? If any of you will actually pay $3200 for a night for me, speak up or forever hold your piece. ![]() |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 4,357
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$3991 - where can I get cash?
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: European Union
Posts: 3,815
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$-150
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Montreal
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75 75 150 100 300 200 25 400 700 300+750 1000(didnt calculate)
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