See How Much You're Really Worth for a Night
 

To find out, fill out the questionnaire below. No cheating.

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

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Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[ ]Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

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Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ] 4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

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Age:
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100

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Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[ ]Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born-$546
[ ]sixth born-$627

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Drink?
[ ] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]

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Vision?
[ ] perfect vision -$300
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ]contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $10

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Car Color [or familes' car(s)]:
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ]Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

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Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ]12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550

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Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ]Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50

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Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] No-add $1000
[ ] on some- $750

Final Total:

5047 - so this is what a whore feels like eh?

[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400

good

so I was 3550$ - damn, they only go to 40 years old..

Im $2556:)

This is hilarious.

I was doing good but stopped at the car

3741$ nice

3940$ :)

$1490

Hey ladies look I'm a bargain! Get me before someone else does :1orglaugh

3065 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

what is this myspace?

50 bucks.

$3625 with nothing for age.

2675..........

Im starting a gigoloservice soon!

oh geez im sick of this on facebook, not here too

No weight question? :)

$3000 for me

I think someone has changed some of those values around to make themselves worth more.

5368 - Damn

5500. message to short....

$3195

I am in the wrong part of this biz. Seriously though, who wants a last born, drinking, brunette, hazel eyed, needs bifocals but doesn't wear them, reddish car driving, size 6 shoe wearing, fav color red and can add in her head, chick in her 40's? If any of you will actually pay $3200 for a night for me, speak up or forever hold your piece. :)

$3991 - where can I get cash?

$-150

That's why I have to pay to get laid :Oh crap

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