Bush is a dyslexic idiot - secret script reveils truth... - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 09-26-2007, 10:20 AM

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...cle2998990.ece

since Bush does not know how to pronounce words they write them down for him in phonetic spelling - here are some samples:

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President's crib notes

* Kyrgyzstan, KEYR-geez-stan

* Mauritania, moor-EH-tain-ee-a

* Mugabe, moo-GAH-bee

* Harare, hah-RAR-ray

* Sarkozy, sar-KO-zee

* Caracas, kah-RAH-kus

isn't it cool that he has the key to the world largest nuclear power?

who · 09-26-2007, 10:26 AM

I don't think anyone would let him near The Button, honestly. Or they'd give him a toy remote control to play with if he wanted to nuke someone. That'd be hours of fun for him.

MaDalton · 09-26-2007, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by who

I don't think anyone would let him near The Button, honestly. Or they'd give him a toy remote control to play with if he wanted to nuke someone. That'd be hours of fun for him.

somehow the Genesis video "land of confusion" comes to my mind

RobertD · 09-26-2007, 10:50 AM

"Books are Laura's thing."
- George Bush

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-26-2007, 10:52 AM

Actually, that is a more common practice than you might think. I visited a friend at a TV station and watched a newscast, and some of the words on the teleprompter were phoneticized...

ADG

DaddyHalbucks · 09-26-2007, 10:54 AM

Those are all just small details. Bush gets the big things right.

MaDalton · 09-26-2007, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Actually, that is a more common practice than you might think. I visited a friend at a TV station and watched a newscast, and some of the words on the teleprompter were phoneticized...

ADG

from someone who's the president of a country i'll expect to be able to pronounce the names of his colleagues without additional help

hateman · 09-26-2007, 11:03 AM

just saw this on TV

god, what an idiot he is

i laughted my ass off

kektex · 09-26-2007, 11:24 AM

Cool , I live in kah-RAH-kus.

DirtyDanza · 09-26-2007, 11:26 AM

am I the only one that prays every morning that we turn the whole middle east into glass and then go deplete all the resources over there then come back and leave that place just glass?

MaDalton · 09-26-2007, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

am I the only one that prays every morning that we turn the whole middle east into glass and then go deplete all the resources over there then come back and leave that place just glass?

probably yes

mistergardener · 09-26-2007, 11:31 AM

Why was this president even elected?

DirtyDanza · 09-26-2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by mistergardener

Why was this president even elected?

because I voted for him and so did everyone else that wanted him in office

kektex · 09-26-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

am I the only one that prays every morning that we turn the whole middle east into glass and then go deplete all the resources over there then come back and leave that place just glass?

Why? Because your president can barely put two coherent sentences together?

DirtyDanza · 09-26-2007, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by kektex

Why? Because your president can barely put two coherent sentences together?

dood it was him or John Kerry cmon now you don;t have to be a genius to know that John Kerry should be in jail for life for what he did during the Vietnam war... the choice was not hard to make... either you choose bush or you choose a hanoi john and sorry I don't stoop to that level... john kerry should be either in jail for life or just missing for a very very long time....

we had no other choice man.... think about it...

bush is not the best but he is MUCH MUCH better than kerry would have been

frank7799 · 09-26-2007, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...cle2998990.ece

since Bush does not know how to pronounce words they write them down for him in phonetic spelling - here are some samples:

isn't it cool that he has the key to the world largest nuclear power?

The chances are fine that he will fail the right button...
But honestly, I don´t think he is the only one who needs assistance like that.

CarlosTheGaucho · 09-26-2007, 11:54 AM

He is actually not the first president not to have access to the main emergency gadgets, actually Nixon also haven't had rights to decide about war and peace questions because of his excessive drinking habit during the last years before Watergate.. it's been rumored he almost blasted off China one evening.

Well, George Jr. he might be funny but he has some smart ass people in his back, not everyone is able to push a war and economic invasion to a third world country... and that was of course planned right from the day when George Jr. was nominated.. Only in America!

nastynun · 09-26-2007, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mistergardener

Why was this president even elected?

This might help you understand.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BWCPAXgrm2U
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A8SuCBHqXtQ

Dollarmansteve · 09-26-2007, 12:03 PM

wouldn't it be MOOR-eh-tain-ee-a

D · 09-26-2007, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

am I the only one that prays every morning that we turn the whole middle east into glass and then go deplete all the resources over there then come back and leave that place just glass?

Disturbingly, I'm sure you're not.

headless ghost · 09-26-2007, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kektex

Why? Because your president can barely put two coherent sentences together?

then he should be posting on GFY like the rest of you.

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