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MaDalton 09-26-2007 10:20 AM

Bush is a dyslexic idiot - secret script reveils truth...
 
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...cle2998990.ece

since Bush does not know how to pronounce words they write them down for him in phonetic spelling - here are some samples:

Quote:

President's crib notes

* Kyrgyzstan, KEYR-geez-stan

* Mauritania, moor-EH-tain-ee-a

* Mugabe, moo-GAH-bee

* Harare, hah-RAR-ray

* Sarkozy, sar-KO-zee

* Caracas, kah-RAH-kus

isn't it cool that he has the key to the world largest nuclear power? :helpme :error

who 09-26-2007 10:26 AM

I don't think anyone would let him near The Button, honestly. Or they'd give him a toy remote control to play with if he wanted to nuke someone. That'd be hours of fun for him.

MaDalton 09-26-2007 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 13146771)
I don't think anyone would let him near The Button, honestly. Or they'd give him a toy remote control to play with if he wanted to nuke someone. That'd be hours of fun for him.

somehow the Genesis video "land of confusion" comes to my mind :1orglaugh

RobertD 09-26-2007 10:50 AM

"Books are Laura's thing."
- George Bush

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-26-2007 10:52 AM

Actually, that is a more common practice than you might think. I visited a friend at a TV station and watched a newscast, and some of the words on the teleprompter were phoneticized...

ADG

DaddyHalbucks 09-26-2007 10:54 AM

Those are all just small details. Bush gets the big things right.

MaDalton 09-26-2007 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13146922)
Actually, that is a more common practice than you might think. I visited a friend at a TV station and watched a newscast, and some of the words on the teleprompter were phoneticized...

ADG

from someone who's the president of a country i'll expect to be able to pronounce the names of his colleagues without additional help :2 cents:

hateman 09-26-2007 11:03 AM

just saw this on TV

god, what an idiot he is

i laughted my ass off

kektex 09-26-2007 11:24 AM

Cool , I live in kah-RAH-kus.

DirtyDanza 09-26-2007 11:26 AM

am I the only one that prays every morning that we turn the whole middle east into glass and then go deplete all the resources over there then come back and leave that place just glass?

MaDalton 09-26-2007 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 13147101)
am I the only one that prays every morning that we turn the whole middle east into glass and then go deplete all the resources over there then come back and leave that place just glass?

probably yes

mistergardener 09-26-2007 11:31 AM

Why was this president even elected?

DirtyDanza 09-26-2007 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by mistergardener (Post 13147136)
Why was this president even elected?

because I voted for him and so did everyone else that wanted him in office

kektex 09-26-2007 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 13147101)
am I the only one that prays every morning that we turn the whole middle east into glass and then go deplete all the resources over there then come back and leave that place just glass?

Why? Because your president can barely put two coherent sentences together?

DirtyDanza 09-26-2007 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by kektex (Post 13147154)
Why? Because your president can barely put two coherent sentences together?

dood it was him or John Kerry cmon now you don;t have to be a genius to know that John Kerry should be in jail for life for what he did during the Vietnam war... the choice was not hard to make... either you choose bush or you choose a hanoi john and sorry I don't stoop to that level... john kerry should be either in jail for life or just missing for a very very long time....


we had no other choice man.... think about it...


bush is not the best but he is MUCH MUCH better than kerry would have been

frank7799 09-26-2007 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 13146749)
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...cle2998990.ece

since Bush does not know how to pronounce words they write them down for him in phonetic spelling - here are some samples:




isn't it cool that he has the key to the world largest nuclear power? :helpme :error

The chances are fine that he will fail the right button...
But honestly, I donīt think he is the only one who needs assistance like that.

CarlosTheGaucho 09-26-2007 11:54 AM

He is actually not the first president not to have access to the main emergency gadgets, actually Nixon also haven't had rights to decide about war and peace questions because of his excessive drinking habit during the last years before Watergate.. it's been rumored he almost blasted off China one evening.

Well, George Jr. he might be funny but he has some smart ass people in his back, not everyone is able to push a war and economic invasion to a third world country... and that was of course planned right from the day when George Jr. was nominated.. Only in America!:thumbsup

nastynun 09-26-2007 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mistergardener (Post 13147136)
Why was this president even elected?

This might help you understand. :)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BWCPAXgrm2U
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A8SuCBHqXtQ

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dollarmansteve 09-26-2007 12:03 PM

wouldn't it be MOOR-eh-tain-ee-a

D 09-26-2007 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 13147101)
am I the only one that prays every morning that we turn the whole middle east into glass and then go deplete all the resources over there then come back and leave that place just glass?

Disturbingly, I'm sure you're not.

headless ghost 09-26-2007 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kektex (Post 13147154)
Why? Because your president can barely put two coherent sentences together?

then he should be posting on GFY like the rest of you.
:thumbsup


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