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09-26-2007, 05:37 AM
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Funny linux commands
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". % Unmatched ". Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go?^ Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. % \(- (-: Command not found. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink matter matter: cannot create apropos women women: nothing appropriate. touch /dev/breasts touch: cannot touch `/dev/breasts': Permission denied |
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09-26-2007, 05:40 AM
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Very Funny....
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09-26-2007, 06:38 AM
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Turn up your speaker volume...
$ cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp
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09-26-2007, 06:57 AM
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funny
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09-26-2007, 07:12 AM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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hehe
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09-27-2007, 06:11 AM
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I wonder is there unix version of this.Need to take a look.
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09-27-2007, 06:18 AM
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some work others don't, the ones that work wil also work on other unix type
OS'es
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