Funny linux commands
 

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

apropos women
women: nothing appropriate.

touch /dev/breasts
touch: cannot touch `/dev/breasts': Permission denied

Very Funny....

Turn up your speaker volume...

$ cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp

funny :1orglaugh

hehe :)

I wonder is there unix version of this.Need to take a look.

some work others don't, the ones that work wil also work on other unix type
OS'es