why do so many guys want to fight at bars? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jayvis · 01-13-2008, 09:14 PM

is it because i'm so good looking and they are jealous?
i'm there to drink jack and coke until my eyes go red
and hit on fat girls and shoot the shit with my buddies.
i am not a big guy, i am averaged size and there are so many haters
that talk shit to me but i just let it go cause what else am i gonna do?

thank you for reading my gfy blog.

tony286 · 01-13-2008, 09:15 PM

liquor is the problem.

nosey · 01-13-2008, 09:18 PM

clicker · 01-13-2008, 09:20 PM

Find new bar.

Nismo · 01-13-2008, 09:24 PM

That shit happens at most of the bars and clubs I hang out at. It's almost always black guys and white "gangsters" who push in crowds, make shoulder to shoulder contact and tell you to get the fuck out of their way.

Make friends with huge ass motherfuckers and let it be known. Then walk around the club/bar with them and noone will fuck with you LOL.

Spunky · 01-13-2008, 09:26 PM

Fighting accomplishes nothing,walk away unless they swing first

SleazyDream · 01-13-2008, 09:27 PM

or know all the bouncers

ProjectNaked · 01-13-2008, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

or know all the bouncers

that is the key - it's much more enjoyable knowing your back is covered. Observe which bouncers are in charge (they will be constantly moving around) and buy them a few shots. If they don't drink get them a redbull or whatever. A little bullshitting about "all of the hot tail" in the club that night and you just made a friend. Chances are if they see you in a fight, they will take your side 9 times out of 10.

drjones · 01-13-2008, 09:42 PM

The fights usually start, in my experience, when its a sausage fest..

Get a bunch of horny drunk (or coked up etc) meatheads in a small confined space, with little or no trim to try and take home, and its a recipe for a fight. Just one of those things.

Verbal · 01-13-2008, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

or know all the bouncers

Words of wisdom

Spunky · 01-13-2008, 09:44 PM

All you need is some goof shanking you when your back is turned..too many people die because of machismo

papill0n · 01-13-2008, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

that is the key - it's much more enjoyable knowing your back is covered. Observe which bouncers are in charge (they will be constantly moving around) and buy them a few shots. If they don't drink get them a redbull or whatever. A little bullshitting about "all of the hot tail" in the club that night and you just made a friend. Chances are if they see you in a fight, they will take your side 9 times out of 10.

Well said dude

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-13-2008, 09:54 PM

barfights are fun.

/thread

L-Pink · 01-13-2008, 09:58 PM

Wrong bar. Tough guys in tough bars don't fight. Way to many negatives can happen. Sounds like you are in poorly managed bars full of assholes.

Or, something in your manner pisses people off, In that case you're on your own.

Jayvis · 01-13-2008, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Or, something in your manner pisses people off, In that case you're on your own.

I've thought about that, but honestly so much shit gets started with me for NOOOO reason. I was walking home from the bar last night and some huge guy started whistling at me and saying "what a fag". Like, seriously, who does that??

I don't know what it is!

Jayvis · 01-13-2008, 10:07 PM

i am a nice person plz be noice to me.

2012 · 01-13-2008, 10:11 PM

whats the point of going out if you can't have a little fun fucking somebody up. I like fighting with smaller people. they are easier to slap around you know

drjones · 01-13-2008, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis

I've thought about that, but honestly so much shit gets started with me for NOOOO reason. I was walking home from the bar last night and some huge guy started whistling at me and saying "what a fag". Like, seriously, who does that??

I don't know what it is!

One of my crazy acquaintances from back in the day, had a saying:

"A good night ends in one of two ways... you're either fucking or fighting."

He lived it... if he couldn't bring a girl home any given night, he'd start a fight.

L-Pink · 01-13-2008, 10:15 PM

Don't you have any large negro friends?

Jayvis · 01-13-2008, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo

Make friends with huge ass motherfuckers and let it be known. Then walk around the club/bar with them and noone will fuck with you LOL.

My brother is 20, 6'4" and stacked. i don't know how i didn't get that big he must have ate his veggies. he is my good buddy when people "accidentally" bump into me and then proceed to say "watch teh fuck out".

L-Pink · 01-13-2008, 10:16 PM

Do you ever go to Keeneland for spring races?

Jayvis · 01-13-2008, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Do you ever go to Keeneland for spring races?

I go to Turfway for the time being but if you want to go to Keeneland and bet with me we can do that

L-Pink · 01-13-2008, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis

I go to Turfway for the time being but if you want to go to Keeneland and bet with me we can do that

Come down for the spring meet we can drink, eat, gamble.

DBS.US · 01-13-2008, 10:22 PM

Fighting is for gays guys that don't know they are gay. They want to fuck you but they can't, so they hit you.

Video Rob · 01-13-2008, 10:24 PM

Move to a better area

Jayvis · 01-13-2008, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Come down for the spring meet we can drink, eat, gamble.

yes sir sounds like a good time to me, i love the ponies, where you from?

L-Pink · 01-13-2008, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis

yes sir sounds like a good time to me, i love the ponies, where you from?

15 miles from Keenland.

GAMEFINEST · 01-13-2008, 11:21 PM

im a jedi

V_RocKs · 01-14-2008, 03:38 AM

Lack of teeth.

cspdinc · 01-14-2008, 03:41 AM

Sounds like everyone in eastern washington state, never met so many wanna be fighters ALL THE TIME..........

CybermedAndy · 01-14-2008, 03:46 AM

Guys fight out of sexual frustration when they fail to land a girl at the end of the night

And cause they scared and insecure and need to try and validate themselves

imo

After Shock Media · 01-14-2008, 03:59 AM

Alcohol brings out different elements in people. The two elements I hate the most are the I love you man drunk, and then of course the violent drunk. Sounds like you are getting some of the latter.

Then some others get alcohol strength. They really think they can not only fight the fucking world, they actually think they can win.

As they said make friends with the bouncers and if there are not metal detectors, they do not frisk you on the way in, and if its legal to carry in your area invest in a high quality taser gun or stun gun. I personally like the tasers with the optional mace attachment which can be accidentally filled with bear guard instead of regular mace. Then unless if your bar serves PCP odds are you will put down any would be attacker, just make sure your defending yourself. If that is not an option just remember people can be big, people can build up muscles that can pound you to the ground, but people can really not build up ones knees and if they are drunk a good solid kick to the knee will solve most of your problems. Just make sure you do it right the first time.

RomaCash · 01-14-2008, 07:25 AM

just dont drink alot

ProjectNaked · 01-14-2008, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly

whats the point of going out if you can't have a little fun fucking somebody up. I like fighting with smaller people. they are easier to slap around you know

I have a friend who is 5'4" and loves beating the shit out of people 2x his size. He's not even that quick, just knows where to hit you and how many times.

2012 · 01-14-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

I have a friend who is 5'4" and loves beating the shit out of people 2x his size. He's not even that quick, just knows where to hit you and how many times.

yeah, never under estimate "little people". I watched a guy about 5'4" drop a mouthy drunk guy 6'+ . pounded his face to a bloody pulp. then asked me and my friend if we wanted some.

We declined ...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-14-2008, 07:31 PM

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Grapesoda · 01-14-2008, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayvis

is it because i'm so good looking and they are jealous?
i'm there to drink jack and coke until my eyes go red
and hit on fat girls and shoot the shit with my buddies.
i am not a big guy, i am averaged size and there are so many haters
that talk shit to me but i just let it go cause what else am i gonna do?

thank you for reading my gfy blog.

it's fun!!!!

Odie · 01-14-2008, 09:48 PM

two punks started a fight, got kicked out of the strip club I was supposed to go to(we opted for the higher end club)...thank gawd, then one of them pulled out a gun and shot an innocent bystander on his way to the subway.

Ppl who fight when they're drunk are losers...PERIOD.

bronco67 · 01-14-2008, 11:16 PM

here's my half-baked theory...

It's true what they say about alcohol being a truth serum. I've known some guys who everyone thinks is the nicest person, but they start shit at bars as soon as they "get they drunk on." The facade drops.

I know one dude I won't even be around with alcohol in the mix. He's just a total douche. So now, I know he's a fucking douche, even when he starts acting like Wallace Cleaver when he's sober.

On the flipside, there's some sullen, brooding, aloof motherfuckers(like myself) who just become a total sweetheart when they drink.

Alcohol let's you drop your front and brings out the real person. If you're an asshole who really likes to fight, that's what you'll probably do when you drink too much.

Varius · 01-14-2008, 11:29 PM

Knowing the bouncers is probably the best thing posted in here, as not only will they help you out if the guy came with 10 friends (likely the reason his insecure ass can't pick up any women!), in addition to the fact you might get to stay in the club while the other guy is tossed, to finish your drinks and enjoy your night.

I remember one time in Montreal when a guy jumped me on the dance floor with sucker punches cuz I stole the girl he had been working on all night, one bouncer I knew just grabbed him and asked 'you want me to take him out the backdoor to the alley so you can handle it there?'

Not getting into fights is smart advice in this day and age though. Too many wannabe gangsters can easily get themselves a glock and wait for you outside the club.

Despite it often being fun to get into an old fashioned bar brawl, rare are those who fight that way anymore or rarer bars that let it go on (I mean one on one, with whatever is around you, drunken type fight). It's something I had to learn here, to walk away since chances are high I'd just get shot or stabbed quickly by some Colombian coke head out here.

Luckily, being a big guy and with tatoos and piercings, not many people even try to start anything with me. They'd rather pick on a pretty boy or quiet guy or small guys (even though I as well have seen many small guys kick a bigger guys ass)

01-13-2008, 09:14 PM	#1
Jayvis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 5,428	why do so many guys want to fight at bars? is it because i'm so good looking and they are jealous? i'm there to drink jack and coke until my eyes go red and hit on fat girls and shoot the shit with my buddies. i am not a big guy, i am averaged size and there are so many haters that talk shit to me but i just let it go cause what else am i gonna do? thank you for reading my gfy blog.

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drjones Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 908	The fights usually start, in my experience, when its a sausage fest.. Get a bunch of horny drunk (or coked up etc) meatheads in a small confined space, with little or no trim to try and take home, and its a recipe for a fight. Just one of those things. __________________ ICQ: 284903372

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	liquor is the problem.

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Nismo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: FLORIDA Posts: 4,977	That shit happens at most of the bars and clubs I hang out at. It's almost always black guys and white "gangsters" who push in crowds, make shoulder to shoulder contact and tell you to get the fuck out of their way. Make friends with huge ass motherfuckers and let it be known. Then walk around the club/bar with them and noone will fuck with you LOL.

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	All you need is some goof shanking you when your back is turned..too many people die because of machismo __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	barfights are fun. /thread

01-13-2008, 09:58 PM	#14
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Wrong bar. Tough guys in tough bars don't fight. Way to many negatives can happen. Sounds like you are in poorly managed bars full of assholes. Or, something in your manner pisses people off, In that case you're on your own.

01-13-2008, 10:07 PM	#16
Jayvis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 5,428	i am a nice person plz be noice to me.

01-13-2008, 10:11 PM	#17
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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Don't you have any large negro friends?

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Do you ever go to Keeneland for spring races?

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cspdinc Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: USA land of the oppressed Posts: 724	Sounds like everyone in eastern washington state, never met so many wanna be fighters ALL THE TIME..........

01-14-2008, 03:46 AM	#31
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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Alcohol brings out different elements in people. The two elements I hate the most are the I love you man drunk, and then of course the violent drunk. Sounds like you are getting some of the latter. Then some others get alcohol strength. They really think they can not only fight the fucking world, they actually think they can win. As they said make friends with the bouncers and if there are not metal detectors, they do not frisk you on the way in, and if its legal to carry in your area invest in a high quality taser gun or stun gun. I personally like the tasers with the optional mace attachment which can be accidentally filled with bear guard instead of regular mace. Then unless if your bar serves PCP odds are you will put down any would be attacker, just make sure your defending yourself. If that is not an option just remember people can be big, people can build up muscles that can pound you to the ground, but people can really not build up ones knees and if they are drunk a good solid kick to the knee will solve most of your problems. Just make sure you do it right the first time. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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01-14-2008, 09:48 PM	#38
Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	two punks started a fight, got kicked out of the strip club I was supposed to go to(we opted for the higher end club)...thank gawd, then one of them pulled out a gun and shot an innocent bystander on his way to the subway. Ppl who fight when they're drunk are losers...PERIOD. __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

01-14-2008, 11:16 PM	#39
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	here's my half-baked theory... It's true what they say about alcohol being a truth serum. I've known some guys who everyone thinks is the nicest person, but they start shit at bars as soon as they "get they drunk on." The facade drops. I know one dude I won't even be around with alcohol in the mix. He's just a total douche. So now, I know he's a fucking douche, even when he starts acting like Wallace Cleaver when he's sober. On the flipside, there's some sullen, brooding, aloof motherfuckers(like myself) who just become a total sweetheart when they drink. Alcohol let's you drop your front and brings out the real person. If you're an asshole who really likes to fight, that's what you'll probably do when you drink too much.

01-14-2008, 11:29 PM	#40
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	Knowing the bouncers is probably the best thing posted in here, as not only will they help you out if the guy came with 10 friends (likely the reason his insecure ass can't pick up any women!), in addition to the fact you might get to stay in the club while the other guy is tossed, to finish your drinks and enjoy your night. I remember one time in Montreal when a guy jumped me on the dance floor with sucker punches cuz I stole the girl he had been working on all night, one bouncer I knew just grabbed him and asked 'you want me to take him out the backdoor to the alley so you can handle it there?' Not getting into fights is smart advice in this day and age though. Too many wannabe gangsters can easily get themselves a glock and wait for you outside the club. Despite it often being fun to get into an old fashioned bar brawl, rare are those who fight that way anymore or rarer bars that let it go on (I mean one on one, with whatever is around you, drunken type fight). It's something I had to learn here, to walk away since chances are high I'd just get shot or stabbed quickly by some Colombian coke head out here. Luckily, being a big guy and with tatoos and piercings, not many people even try to start anything with me. They'd rather pick on a pretty boy or quiet guy or small guys (even though I as well have seen many small guys kick a bigger guys ass) __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail