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LBBV · 09-22-2007, 02:19 PM

Found this on Craig's list...cracked me up :-)

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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

2012 · 09-22-2007, 02:43 PM

I'll have to try that the next time I go buy dog food

Peaches · 09-22-2007, 02:51 PM

LOL!! Thanks, Bill - best laugh I've had all day ;)

qxm · 09-22-2007, 02:53 PM

jajajaaaaaa.......ROTFL, that made my day!

SteveLightspeed · 09-22-2007, 02:57 PM

good one

Bruce_Miller · 09-22-2007, 03:29 PM

LMAO Now that's a funny story!!

dav3 · 09-22-2007, 04:51 PM

thats good stuff

Bird · 09-23-2007, 04:38 AM

That lady must of looked like a dog, We all know what would of happened if she was hot.

peterk · 09-23-2007, 05:12 AM

lmao

Way3 · 09-23-2007, 04:43 PM

You just made me squirt Pepsi through my nose!

baddog · 09-23-2007, 05:15 PM

oldie but a goodie

09-22-2007, 02:19 PM	#1
LBBV Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Atlanta Posts: 936	Ask a silly question... Found this on Craig's list...cracked me up :-) ----------------------- I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid btch...why else would I buy dog food?? __________________ National Net Hosting. Handled.* See our new line of inexpensive Dedicated Servers \| Cabinets starting at $795 \| CDN [email protected] \| 888-4-NATNET \| www.nationalnet.com

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