The 2 most important Japanese phrases of all. - GoFuckYourself.com

sortie · 09-19-2007, 07:13 PM

1. Kimi no heya ga ikimashou ka?

2. Boku no heya ga ikimashou ka?

Just learn when to use each one.

ProducerCashDave · 09-19-2007, 07:14 PM

Domo Aregato Mr. Roboto

sortie · 09-19-2007, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BadBoy_Dave

Domo Aregato Mr. Roboto

Unless Mr Roboto just blew you, I suggest you stay away from that one.

DWB · 09-19-2007, 07:39 PM

Does that mean "do you fuck without a condom?"

sortie · 09-19-2007, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Does that mean "do you fuck without a condom?"

No.

I'm not going to give out the secret to success like that. You have to at least try to figure it out yourself.

J B · 09-19-2007, 08:05 PM

Sorry, but there are more important things to know in Japanese

spunkmaster · 09-19-2007, 08:06 PM

Lets go to your room

Lets go to my room

You don't say Kimi (you) or Boku (me) to someone you don't know very well so you only can say this you a girlfriend

GrouchyAdmin · 09-19-2007, 08:11 PM

Baka baka baka desu.

sortie · 09-19-2007, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkmaster

You don't say Kimi (you) or Boku (me) to someone you don't know very well

Do you try to take a chick home by acting like you don't know her?!!

Even with your outstanding language skills you still need

skillz.

J B · 09-19-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkmaster

You don't say Kimi (you) or Boku (me) to someone you don't know very well so you only can say this you a girlfriend

Ah, come on... when you actually say this you can say kimi or boku

sortie · 09-19-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Baka baka baka desu.

I hope I don't get that response too much.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-19-2007, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

I hope I don't get that response too much.

Well, it is a pretty large land mass.

sortie · 09-19-2007, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by J B

Ah, come on... when you actually say this you can say kimi or boku

Yeah, he's like "mister formal pimp" or something.

No chick is leaving the bar with me when I'm dropping the "Anata bomb" all night.

J B · 09-19-2007, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

Yeah, he's like "mister formal pimp" or something.

No chick is leaving the bar with me when I'm dropping the "Anata bomb" all night.

Yeah, I never heard anybody saying 'Anata to netai', 'Kimi to netai' I used quite often though

Try this one next time...
Sumimasen! Moyori no gai karabu wa doko ni arimasu ka?

sortie · 09-19-2007, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by J B

Yeah, I never heard anybody saying 'Anata to netai', 'Kimi to netai' I used quite often though

Try this one next time...
Sumimasen! Moyori no gai karabu wa doko ni arimasu ka?

I'm lost on "karabu". What's that?

J B · 09-19-2007, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

I'm lost on "karabu". What's that?

If you understand the rest, you should be able to figure it out

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GrouchyAdmin · 09-19-2007, 08:41 PM

I don't speak Japanese for shit, but I have a friend who lives in Kyoto.

Did you just ask where the gay club is?

sortie · 09-19-2007, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by J B

If you understand the rest, you should be able to figure it out

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Ah so desu ne?

Should have done the phonetics!

sortie · 09-19-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I don't speak Japanese for shit, but I have a friend who lives in Kyoto.

Did you just ask where the gay club is?

Now, why did you throw gay in there?

Spunky · 09-19-2007, 08:45 PM

Shapiro

J B · 09-19-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I don't speak Japanese for shit, but I have a friend who lives in Kyoto.

Kyoto

I'm there several times a year.

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Did you just ask where the gay club is?

Yeah, to be more specific... the nearest

I'm not sure if it was 100% correct though.

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Originally Posted by sortie

Ah so desu ne?

Should have done the phonetics!

Sosososo

GrouchyAdmin · 09-19-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by J B

Yeah, to be more specific... the nearest

I'm not sure if it was 100% correct though.

All the Japanese I know are from the 3 episodes of some Anime I got bored of watching with former roommates, so I started noticing word patterns, and figured out some small parts of it.

Of course, my buddy in Kyoto is a bit warped, so we traded insults a few years back.

mistergardener · 09-19-2007, 08:54 PM

Bakerou.

Marshal · 09-19-2007, 09:45 PM

すべてのそれらの陽気なクラブはどこにあるか。
私は愚かなゲイの男性である!

try those!

J B · 09-20-2007, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by nettrust

すべてのそれらの陽気なクラブはどこにあるか。
私は愚かなゲイの男性である!

try those!

Oh my

Minopop · 09-20-2007, 01:14 AM

kimi is fine, most women in japan prefer to be treated like shit...

onatarashii ni naritakattara soreno ikata (iu) ga narattahougaii. nandeyo! ka nandeagetaindesu

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