The 2 most important Japanese phrases of all.
 

1. Kimi no heya ga ikimashou ka?

2. Boku no heya ga ikimashou ka?

Just learn when to use each one.

:):):):)

Domo Aregato Mr. Roboto

Unless Mr Roboto just blew you, I suggest you stay away from that one.:1orglaugh

Does that mean "do you fuck without a condom?"

No.

I'm not going to give out the secret to success like that. You have to at least try to figure it out yourself.

Sorry, but there are more important things to know in Japanese :)

Lets go to your room


Lets go to my room


You don't say Kimi (you) or Boku (me) to someone you don't know very well so you only can say this you a girlfriend

Baka baka baka desu.

Do you try to take a chick home by acting like you don't know her?!!

Even with your outstanding language skills you still need :pimp skillz. :winkwink:

Ah, come on... when you actually say this you can say kimi or boku :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I hope I don't get that response too much.

Well, it is a pretty large land mass. :thumbsup :error :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah, he's like "mister formal pimp" or something.

No chick is leaving the bar with me when I'm dropping the "Anata bomb" all night.

Yeah, I never heard anybody saying 'Anata to netai', 'Kimi to netai' I used quite often though :)

Try this one next time...
Sumimasen! Moyori no gai karabu wa doko ni arimasu ka?
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I'm lost on "karabu". What's that?

If you understand the rest, you should be able to figure it out :)
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club

I don't speak Japanese for shit, but I have a friend who lives in Kyoto.

Did you just ask where the gay club is?

Ah so desu ne?

Should have done the phonetics!

Now, why did you throw gay in there?:Oh crap

Shapiro :glugglug

Kyoto :thumbsup I'm there several times a year.

Yeah, to be more specific... the nearest :1orglaugh
I'm not sure if it was 100% correct though.

Sosososo :)

All the Japanese I know are from the 3 episodes of some Anime I got bored of watching with former roommates, so I started noticing word patterns, and figured out some small parts of it.

Of course, my buddy in Kyoto is a bit warped, so we traded insults a few years back. :thumbsup

Bakerou.

すべてのそれらの陽気なクラブはどこにあるか。
私は愚かなゲイの男性である!

try those! :1orglaugh

Oh my :1orglaugh

kimi is fine, most women in japan prefer to be treated like shit...

onatarashii ni naritakattara soreno ikata (iu) ga narattahougaii. nandeyo! ka nandeagetaindesu