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jimthefiend · 09-18-2007, 03:29 PM

Get cancer.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-18-2007, 03:33 PM

My uncle had cancer. He lost 2/3 of his weight in under a year and eventually died.

AdPatron · 09-18-2007, 03:38 PM

Same thing happened to my mom, she died almost a month ago (Aug 20th).

BAKO · 09-18-2007, 03:38 PM

I lost 40 pounds in 4 months without cancer

jimthefiend · 09-18-2007, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

My uncle had cancer. He lost 2/3 of his weight in under a year and eventually died.

It's a combination of the treatments and the lifting and running I'm doing I guess. As of today though I'm down 40 lbs, to about a BMI 0f 19.5. If I survive Imma be content. I know you're not rooting for that so fuck you.

the Shemp · 09-18-2007, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Get cancer.

ya, i lost 85 lbs, but ive been able to gain 50 back

yumma · 09-18-2007, 04:09 PM

how to lose cancer in 10 days? shot self!

starpimps · 09-18-2007, 04:14 PM

drop 10grand and get full body lipo

Brujah · 09-18-2007, 04:49 PM

I didn't know you were going through treatments Jim. Did you catch it early?

jimthefiend · 09-18-2007, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

I didn't know you were going through treatments Jim. Did you catch it early?

Yeah, real early. Not early enough though apparently. They've had me on PCT treatments for a few months. I found out today they wanna possibly start chemo next month. Still kinda up in the air though, I see a new guy next week. See what he has to say.

junction · 09-18-2007, 04:58 PM

Just lost my dad to lung cancer on the 7th.

6' 4", 91 lbs.

mattz · 09-18-2007, 05:01 PM

that sucks, get better

mattz · 09-18-2007, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junction

Just lost my dad to lung cancer on the 7th.

6' 4", 91 lbs.

wow, I'm 6'5 165lbs, so that must have been super super skinny

jimthefiend · 09-18-2007, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junction

Just lost my dad to lung cancer on the 7th.

6' 4", 91 lbs.

Holy FUCK.

Real sorry to hear that man.

Brujah · 09-18-2007, 05:03 PM

Good luck with everything and don't go reading all the worst cases on the internet. Stay positive and kick it's ass. Heard of the law of attraction? Some calling it "the Secret" too, etc.. pretty interesting. At the very least it gives you some great things to think about, and the power in positive thought.

Elli · 09-18-2007, 05:03 PM

Hang in there, Jim.

junction · 09-18-2007, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz

wow, I'm 6'5 165lbs, so that must have been super super skinny

Straight outta the concentration camp.

junction · 09-18-2007, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Holy FUCK.

Real sorry to hear that man.

Thanks Jim. I wish you the best of luck.

pussyluver · 09-18-2007, 05:18 PM

What type of cancer Jim?

I just had a biopsy (a scare for sure) results came back negative (whew). Stitches come out tomorrow. Sure does give a person stuff to think about.

Shemp, hope all is well. The 50 lbs gain is great!

Tjeezers · 09-18-2007, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

Good luck with everything and don't go reading all the worst cases on the internet. Stay positive and kick it's ass. Heard of the law of attraction? Some calling it "the Secret" too, etc.. pretty interesting. At the very least it gives you some great things to think about, and the power in positive thought.

Ones you know that Law, things start to change you know....

JA$ON · 09-18-2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

It's a combination of the treatments and the lifting and running I'm doing I guess. As of today though I'm down 40 lbs, to about a BMI 0f 19.5. If I survive Imma be content. I know you're not rooting for that so fuck you.

Best of luck to you man. Buddy I work with....his wife just beat (for know anyway) breast cancer and is doing well. More and more people are beating it all the time. Just fight back...I really belive that the right attitude makes all the difference.

p1mpdogg · 09-18-2007, 07:08 PM

my mom gained 75 lbs when she got cancer...

musta been the morphine or something i guess slowing her metabolism

quiet · 09-18-2007, 07:11 PM

my mom had three different forms of cancer over 10 years. the last (breast) kicked her ass for good several years ago. good luck Jim, tough situation.

LiveDose · 09-18-2007, 07:12 PM

Hope you're feeling all right these days Jim.

DEA - banned for life · 09-18-2007, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

my mom gained 75 lbs when she got cancer...

musta been the morphine or something i guess slowing her metabolism

or the black bean burritos and chicken chimichangas

Deej · 09-18-2007, 07:43 PM

harsh man, my good friend just went through that.

He wouldnt eat, and youre right, its the treatment.

I know he took the marijuana cookie treatment and thats the only thing that got him to eat without any sideffects.. I dont think he ever smoked it...

But it did get him to eat near regularly and he gained weight and strength back.

I hope you pull through. Seriously.

Phil · 09-18-2007, 08:11 PM

Get on drugs. It worked for my friend. Well, my ex-friend. He's not with us any more.

tony286 · 09-18-2007, 08:13 PM

Hey Jim hang in there,my dad was lost 20 lbs. The chemo has aged him but he is still fighting hard. Spoke to him today and he just got done doing his cardio on the threadmill.

Spunky · 09-18-2007, 08:21 PM

Best of luck,stay strong

MichelleB · 09-18-2007, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Yeah, real early. Not early enough though apparently. They've had me on PCT treatments for a few months. I found out today they wanna possibly start chemo next month. Still kinda up in the air though, I see a new guy next week. See what he has to say.

That sucks so bad I wish you all the luck

MichelleB · 09-18-2007, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by WWC-Bako

I lost 40 pounds in 4 months without cancer

Your an asshole!

HAPPYPEEKERS · 09-18-2007, 08:28 PM

I am so sorry to hear this Jim.. I wish you the very very best!

MichelleB · 09-18-2007, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Yeah, real early. Not early enough though apparently. They've had me on PCT treatments for a few months. I found out today they wanna possibly start chemo next month. Still kinda up in the air though, I see a new guy next week. See what he has to say.

Good luck I sincerly mean that and I don't even know you ,but that sucks and best wishes from me and ARS (You can do it!)

MichelleB · 09-18-2007, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mattz

wow, I'm 6'5 165lbs, so that must have been super super skinny

Dude your 6'5 and 165 eat a fucking triple whopper omg

MissMina · 09-18-2007, 10:08 PM

Best of luck. Hope you pull through. Sending you some good vibes man. Cancer is NO joke.

DirtyDreamer · 09-18-2007, 10:14 PM

Best of luck, Jim, and positive energy being sent your way to help out.

TexasDreams · 09-18-2007, 10:28 PM

I lost 474.62 pounds

Given the fact that 1 U.S. dollar = 0.49960032 British pounds

I should have known better on giving such loans. Never again.

Some people find it far more important to run up bar tabs, and buy video game shit than pay their multiple loans. Vengence is going to be one big bad-ass mother-fucking steamroller though. I guarantee that!!!!!!!!!!!

CaptainHowdy · 09-18-2007, 10:35 PM

I'll keep my love handles... Stay strong, JTF!

Masterchief · 09-18-2007, 10:36 PM

stress and massive debt works pretty well too

AGS-17 · 09-18-2007, 10:37 PM

shot self!..,

Deej · 09-18-2007, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I lost 474.62 pounds

Given the fact that 1 U.S. dollar = 0.49960032 British pounds

I should have known better on giving such loans. Never again.

Some people find it far more important to run up bar tabs, and buy video game shit than pay their multiple loans. Vengence is going to be one big bad-ass mother-fucking steamroller though. I guarantee that!!!!!!!!!!!

oh wow...

digitaldivas · 09-18-2007, 11:19 PM

funny, ...in a fucked up sort of way

baddog · 09-18-2007, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I lost 474.62 pounds

Given the fact that 1 U.S. dollar = 0.49960032 British pounds

I should have known better on giving such loans. Never again.

Some people find it far more important to run up bar tabs, and buy video game shit than pay their multiple loans. Vengence is going to be one big bad-ass mother-fucking steamroller though. I guarantee that!!!!!!!!!!!

my math may be off . . . $950?

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-19-2007, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I lost 474.62 pounds

Given the fact that 1 U.S. dollar = 0.49960032 British pounds

I should have known better on giving such loans. Never again.

jim stiffed you for $950 ?

Nasty JoJo · 09-19-2007, 12:14 PM

This thread is so not funny

pornvue · 09-19-2007, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

Get on drugs. It worked for my friend. Well, my ex-friend. He's not with us any more.

true...but its hard to get out though

SleazyDream · 09-19-2007, 12:21 PM

and you get the cancer from the crack right jim?

tASSy · 09-19-2007, 12:27 PM

funny, i found the only way i could gain 25lbs over this last year was through kidney disease and the treatment i've been using since. oh, ironic. i hope you're doing well and that you're on the road to recovery. *positive thoughts*

Bex · 09-19-2007, 12:29 PM

Hope you get better real quick.

D · 09-19-2007, 12:36 PM

Sure. Nothing difficult at all about having cancer, I'm sure.

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Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	My uncle had cancer. He lost 2/3 of his weight in under a year and eventually died.

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