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Old 09-16-2007, 01:27 AM   #1
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'Dead' man wakes during autopsy
damn, that's creepy... a real nightmare...

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A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realise something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly started to stitch up the incision on his face.

"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report in leading local newspaper El Universal.

His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body, only to find him moved into a corridor - and alive.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/070915/2/14fpc.html
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Old 09-16-2007, 01:33 AM   #2
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good stuff ... great good good stuff !
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Old 09-16-2007, 01:37 AM   #3
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Old 09-16-2007, 02:12 AM   #4
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Now the grieving wife is on the phone putting a hit on the guy who failed at the damn break job on her husbands car, apparently giving him time to slow down.
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Old 09-16-2007, 05:35 AM   #5
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that's fucked up
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Old 09-16-2007, 10:45 AM   #6
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oh my god.
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Old 09-16-2007, 10:53 AM   #7
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Amazing..that would freak me out
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Old 09-16-2007, 11:09 AM   #8
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This sort of thing would actually happen more often if funeral homes didn't embalm people so quickly after death. Before embalming fluid, the dead would occasionally wake up. There are even cases where old coffins have been unearthed and they are torn apart inside with fingernail marks on the wood where the person tried to get out.
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Old 09-16-2007, 11:12 AM   #9
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coke is a hell of a drug.
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Old 09-16-2007, 11:21 AM   #10
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This sort of thing would actually happen more often if funeral homes didn't embalm people so quickly after death. Before embalming fluid, the dead would occasionally wake up. There are even cases where old coffins have been unearthed and they are torn apart inside with fingernail marks on the wood where the person tried to get out.
...and they poked the sore on her face and a whole bunch of baby spiders crawled out.
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That kind of thing happens when you dont touch the dead guy. You have to touch the dead guy BEFORE you cut him.
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Old 09-16-2007, 11:48 AM   #12
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what a nightmare...
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Old 09-16-2007, 11:53 AM   #13
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that is pretty scary..
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Old 09-16-2007, 01:10 PM   #14
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Did anyone read Stephen King's "Autopsy Room Four" ?

The found out the man is alive because the female worker at the mourge gave him a penis erection.
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Old 09-16-2007, 01:21 PM   #15
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venezuela is not healthy it seems
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Old 09-16-2007, 01:42 PM   #16
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Some people sucks at doing their job.. lol
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Old 09-16-2007, 01:51 PM   #17
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Old 09-16-2007, 08:57 PM   #18
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Did anyone read Stephen King's "Autopsy Room Four" ?

The found out the man is alive because the female worker at the mourge gave him a penis erection.
i thought i read all of his books... never hear about this one...
i'll look for it and get it thanks for the tip...
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Old 09-16-2007, 08:59 PM   #19
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Thats pretty fucked up .. would make a good movie
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Old 09-16-2007, 10:37 PM   #20
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that's fucked up
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Old 09-16-2007, 10:40 PM   #21
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Hmmm, legal action ?

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thats some scary shit!
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Wow, that's crazy!
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Old 09-17-2007, 12:40 AM   #24
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people return from death everyday through different types of recessitation...why not in a morgue
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people return from death everyday through different types of recessitation
i have never heard of this procedure "recessitation"...new niche???
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