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Choder · 09-12-2002, 06:53 PM

What's your greatest fear?

Mine is that I'll be sitting down indian-style one day in my boxers, and as I plant my heel on the ground in between my legs as I stand up, I will accidentally pin my testicles to the floor, and then tear them from my body as I stand.

[Labret] · 09-12-2002, 06:55 PM

large Spiders.

and

Failure.

roseyrid · 09-12-2002, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Choder
What's your greatest fear?

Mine is that I'll be sitting down indian-style one day in my boxers, and as I plant my heel on the ground in between my legs as I stand up, I will accidentally pin my testicles to the floor, and then tear them from my body as I stand.

thats funny as shit...something to think about

reddawg · 09-12-2002, 06:57 PM

A through Z, I am scared through every bit of the alphabet, but life goes on, but failure to do well and rejection are the ones I fear the most.

chodadog · 09-12-2002, 06:58 PM

There's a centra vacuuming system in this house. It's really powerful. I had a dream where i put it against my eye socket and sucked out my eye.

.. I'm very cautious with the vacuum cleaner now.

But in all seriousness, losing someone i'm close to. I'm only 19, and nobody i've known that i've been close to has died yet. Some have come close, and that's been distressing enough..

reddawg · 09-12-2002, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog
There's a centra vacuuming system in this house. It's really powerful. I had a dream where i put it against my eye socket and sucked out my eye.

.. I'm very cautious with the vacuum cleaner now.

But in all seriousness, losing someone i'm close to. I'm only 19, and nobody i've known that i've been close to has died yet. Some have come close, and that's been distressing enough..

Losing someone who is close to you is the worst, hands down, no lie there, but be very aware of that vacume as it could either suck your penis off or pull it out of its socket and add another 3 inches

cold_ice · 09-12-2002, 07:03 PM

Failure
Rejection
being alone
losing family members( may I die before any of them)
and myself at times

TDF · 09-12-2002, 07:03 PM

definitely failure. I hate to lose at any aspect of life. Wheather it be video games or gambling...,,heres to learning from my own mistakes

I thoroughly enjoy other peoples fuckups

DarkBob · 09-12-2002, 07:05 PM

Sharks. I'm afraid of sharks.

salsbury · 09-12-2002, 07:07 PM

that i'll wake up in a tube barely the width of my body. a dark tube. i have nightmares about that.

Choder · 09-12-2002, 07:12 PM

Hey, I'm actually getting some serious responses so I should probably say my fears....

-Being an unproductive person
-Having some kind of accident that makes me either ugly or disabled -Snakes
-Heights
-Never becoming rich
-Never being able to work in the film or TV industry full time
-Never finding real love

chodadog · 09-12-2002, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by reddawg
... but be very aware of that vacume as it could either suck your penis off or pull it out of its socket and add another 3 inches

I'd be lying if i said i haven't worried about that while i was "using" the vacuum cleaner.

[Labret] · 09-12-2002, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Choder

-Never finding real love

Do women fall for that?

WiredGuy · 09-12-2002, 07:18 PM

Ending up alone (growing old alone)...

WG

Evil1 · 09-12-2002, 07:19 PM

Im afraid of fear.. nothing else scares me tho!

Choder · 09-12-2002, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Do women fall for that?

I wouldn't say that to a woman. She'd think I was gay

Kris · 09-12-2002, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Ending up alone (growing old alone)...

WG

i would agree w/ this, but then in the end, aren't we all alone?

some of the other posts have totally made my day... vacuum cleaner is the best.

Choder · 09-12-2002, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by Kris

i would agree w/ this, but then in the end, aren't we all alone?

some of the other posts have totally made my day... vacuum cleaner is the best.

I like the post about standing up and tearing off your testicles.

cold_ice · 09-12-2002, 07:49 PM

Waking up and finding my private parts in my girls hands(and not attached to me) after some dumb ass fight.

Marcus · 09-12-2002, 08:05 PM

Being peniless and having to depend on others for help.
Plane crash
Alligators
Tape worms (thats why i wont try sushi)

[Labret] · 09-12-2002, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by Marcus

Plane crash
Tape worms (thats why i wont try sushi)

Those are good ones. I am horrified of both.

cold_ice · 09-12-2002, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by Marcus

Tape worms (thats why i wont try sushi)

Explain please what do tape worms do and what do they have to do with sushi. I havent watch discovery channel in a while

Kris · 09-12-2002, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Choder

I like the post about standing up and tearing off your testicles.

that one too, but i never sit like that

has that ever happened to anyone??

Jizar II · 09-12-2002, 08:18 PM

I just had sushi

phogirl69 · 09-12-2002, 08:36 PM

worms
snakes
rollercoaster rides
being poor

I would never be afraid of being alone. I love being left alone

Other people <-----------

reddawg · 09-12-2002, 08:45 PM

After reading this thread, I am now afraid of everything

I do believe I have GFYobiaxxxalerises or something to that affect, and the only cure is to go fuck myself, lord I need a GFY cure that I have not yet tried

Dildozer · 09-12-2002, 08:57 PM

Fat chicks

Marcus · 09-12-2002, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by cold_ice

Explain please what do tape worms do and what do they have to do with sushi. I havent watch discovery channel in a while

It's a huge worm that lives in your intestines and eats off of the food you eat and lays eggs. Under-cooked anything (fish, beef) can be loaded with them. I hate thinking about that shit.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...F-8&q=tapeworm

just looking at some of those sites makes me want to vomit.

pornJester · 09-12-2002, 09:04 PM

waking up in 20 years married to a bitch and having ungreatful kids...

RogerV · 09-12-2002, 09:09 PM

Any fatal STD

Bree · 09-12-2002, 09:24 PM

I have to agree .. the worst thing is losing a family member or a good friend.

dig420 · 09-12-2002, 09:28 PM

painful heart attack
cancer
my pit bulls turning on me and eating me alive while nobody else is in the house
HEIGHTS

Carrie · 09-12-2002, 09:35 PM

Something happening to one of my children. Most of the other frightening things in life are a walk in the park compared to the thoughts of that.

redshift · 09-12-2002, 09:44 PM

The thing that disturbes be the most is being old and broke.
I know alot of old folk (70 and up) that have to work everyday just to eat and pay the rent.

theking · 09-12-2002, 09:48 PM

Brainless Aborigines.

Verbosa · 09-12-2002, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by cold_ice

Explain please what do tape worms do and what do they have to do with sushi. I havent watch discovery channel in a while

Go here and check out the fish tapeworm

Eeeewwwwww

SykkBoy · 09-12-2002, 09:51 PM

I was on a ferris wheel as a kid and one of the bolts broke off and we tipped sideways...we were hung up there for almost 45 minutes until they could get someone up to help us (they had to shut the ride down) and to this day, going near a ferris wheel just freaks me out......I remember we were on the backside and just going through the upswing when the bolt snapped...by the time the ride attnedent stopped the ride, we were just over the front part of the wheel...fuck, I got goosebumps just thinking back to that...

RogerV · 09-12-2002, 10:58 PM

Burning to death probably really sucks

SykkBoy · 09-12-2002, 10:59 PM

I think falling into a silo full of razor blades and slowly sinking to the bottom as the blades slice you up would be on the list of "unpleasant demises"

PornoDoggy · 09-12-2002, 11:02 PM

Well, fuck. I haven't been scared about tapeworms since I was seven years old ... at least, not until today. Fuck yourself and the worm you slithered in on!

One of my kids dying before me.

EscortBiz · 09-12-2002, 11:02 PM

std's aids all that shit

phogirl69 · 09-12-2002, 11:07 PM

I also forgot

Cancer
heart attacks
dying painfully and slow
being murdered
getting stabbed
getting in a bad car accident
drowning
getting stung by a bee
getting in a fight or getting jumped

frankfortuna · 09-12-2002, 11:12 PM

Being forced to promote transvestites in order to maintain a decent standard of living.

wouncie · 09-12-2002, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choder
What's your greatest fear?

Mine is that I'll be sitting down indian-style one day in my boxers, and as I plant my heel on the ground in between my legs as I stand up, I will accidentally pin my testicles to the floor, and then tear them from my body as I stand.

Thats funny because i had a friend who lost a pinky jumping a 12 foot fence running from a gang and he had to jump a fence to get away. The fence hooked his pinky ring when he was falling from the other side and off came his pinky. He said the gang nearly shit there pants when they say his finger on the ground and him shooting blood out of his hand.

He said if he knew they were that pussy he never would've ran. lol, He got it sew'n back on though, he can't point in a str8 direction now but fuck it.

My greatest fear though, is being broke .... AGAIN

Plat · 09-12-2002, 11:26 PM

last weekend, i went downstairs, was about to go out.

there was this spider chillin near the wall/carpet in this corner

it had a weird hump on its back, looked like spikes or something.

sooo i got the closest thing to me ( a hammer ) .. hit the bitch right where it hurts, and WHAM! all these baby spiders jump off her back and spread out in a circle around her. OMG had to be about 1000 of them, scared the piss outta me. so i got some RAID and sprayed them to death.

but ya spiders i fear, snakes too :c)

TDF · 09-12-2002, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by wouncie

My greatest fear though, is being broke .... AGAIN

you and me both..

jollyperv · 09-12-2002, 11:48 PM

Spiders and dropping a drumstick when playing a show.

HS-Trixxxia · 09-12-2002, 11:58 PM

Losing my loved ones/watching them suffer
Mice/rats

reddawg · 09-13-2002, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester
waking up in 20 years married to a bitch and having ungreatful kids...

How can you fear the unavoidable

quit drinking and stop toking and become a monk

Muffy · 09-13-2002, 03:13 AM

I have a fear of driving over here (in Germany)...people drive like nutbars over here

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