Hollywood Rock Critic Survives Shark Attack - GoFuckYourself.com

BAKO · 09-14-2007, 11:37 AM

LOS ANGELES ? In a rather bizarre twist of events, a well known rock journalist and screenwriter was attacked in his own swimming pool by a six foot Tiger shark that was accidentally dropped there by a Los Angeles Fire Department helicopter while fighting a raging brush fire in the 2000 block of Nichols Canyon on Tuesday night.

Brett Meisner, 39, was rushed to an area hospital early Wednesday morning after the vicious attack in the swimming pool area of his Hollywood Hills residence . Meisner suffered massive blood loss and substantial injuries to his right arm during the scuffle. The shark was killed during the half hour battle which was reportedly triggered by Meisner?s attempt to remove the shark from his pool.

?He was obviously angered by the circumstances of having this animal in his swimming pool,? said veteran record producer, Bob Ezrin. ?We tried to persuade him to wait for the proper authorities, but he wouldn?t listen to us.? Ezrin and another house guest drove Meisner to the hospital after witnessing the entire attack. ?It was one of the most bizarre events I have ever witnessed, and I?ve seen a lot over the years.?

Meisner was released from the hospital Saturday morning and is reportedly in good condition. Manager Jace Hollinger did not rule out pursuing legal action on behalf of his client. ?Our main concern is Brett?s health and safety,? stressed Hollinger. ?At the same time we strongly oppose the idea that it is acceptable for the Fire Department of Los Angeles to cluster bomb its citizens with man eating sharks.?

The Los Angeles Fire Department is conducting a full investigation and refused to comment at this time. It is believed that the shark may have been accidentally pulled from the waters of Malibu as a squad of ten fire fighting helicopters were repeatedly reloading their payloads with ocean water in an effort to fight the fire in the posh and exclusive Canyon area. Believed to have been started by an unattended campsite fire, the blaze destroyed nearly 40 acres of land. No homes were damaged as a result of the fire.

This shit made me laugh for hours

dav3 · 09-14-2007, 11:39 AM

Poor shark.

JA$ON · 09-14-2007, 11:40 AM

This guy is the best, check out his site....

www.rockandrollbadboy.com

Sacred Belle · 09-14-2007, 11:40 AM

wow...thats fucked up

_mC_ · 09-14-2007, 11:41 AM

BAKO · 09-14-2007, 11:41 AM

the guy is a fucking legend yo

JA$ON · 09-14-2007, 11:41 AM

Here is the link on his site.....

http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/hol..._shark_attack/

BAKO · 09-14-2007, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

Here is the link on his site.....

http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/hol..._shark_attack/

Shit was so funny i forgot to post the link

Jimmy Rock · 09-14-2007, 11:43 AM

There was no shark in that pool!! it was Bako... when Brett Meisner went for a swim, Bako held his breath for 2 whole minutes then attacked Bretts toes slightly injuring his pinky toe on his left foot... Thats the real story!!

CynthiaB · 09-14-2007, 11:43 AM

If he wrote that in a movie no one would believe it - but then who tries to get a shark out of a pool with your bare hands!

WarChild · 09-14-2007, 11:45 AM

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Manager Jace Hollinger did not rule out pursuing legal action on behalf of his client. ?Our main concern is Brett?s health and safety,? stressed Hollinger. ?At the same time we strongly oppose the idea that it is acceptable for the Fire Department of Los Angeles to cluster bomb its citizens with man eating sharks.?

Of course they're going to persue legal action because as a whole, Americans are the largest group of people that refuse to take responsibility for their own actions on earth.

Sure, it's stupid that the shark ended up in his pool, but what's even dumber is that this fucking idiot decided to try and remove it himself thus being the direct cause of all the injuries he sustained. Time to sue!

Profits of Doom · 09-14-2007, 11:46 AM

Talk about wining the unlucky lottery. I thought he was swimming and the shark was dumped in his pool, but this genius wasn't even in the pool decides to try and get the shark out himself? Nice...

JA$ON · 09-14-2007, 11:48 AM

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the guy is a fucking legend yo

I cant belive you you found that article, B is a great friend of mine for a looonnnggg time and a true character in Hollywood. Here is another classic pic.....

MikeVega · 09-14-2007, 11:48 AM

its funny but can't be true. the buckets they use to scoop water have a big grate in them to stop anything bigger then a fist from entering it. it could not have scooped up a 6' shark ...lol

crockett · 09-14-2007, 11:50 AM

WTF is this for real did you get this from some tablid or some shit? How the fuck could that happen lol.

WarChild · 09-14-2007, 11:52 AM

Yeah this whole thing does seem a little unlikely.

BAKO · 09-14-2007, 11:53 AM

It gets funnier every minute OMFG

JA$ON · 09-14-2007, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by WWC-Bako

It gets funnier every minute OMFG

You should see the threads on his site. People debate the crazieness for fucking hours, LOL

BAKO · 09-14-2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

You should see the threads on his site. People debate the crazieness for fucking hours, LOL

I do visit sometimes

Drake · 09-14-2007, 12:12 PM

That's funny as hell lol

Shok · 09-14-2007, 02:32 PM

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09-14-2007, 11:37 AM	#1
BAKO Etology.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hollywood CA Posts: 18,400	Hollywood Rock Critic Survives Shark Attack LOS ANGELES ? In a rather bizarre twist of events, a well known rock journalist and screenwriter was attacked in his own swimming pool by a six foot Tiger shark that was accidentally dropped there by a Los Angeles Fire Department helicopter while fighting a raging brush fire in the 2000 block of Nichols Canyon on Tuesday night. Brett Meisner, 39, was rushed to an area hospital early Wednesday morning after the vicious attack in the swimming pool area of his Hollywood Hills residence . Meisner suffered massive blood loss and substantial injuries to his right arm during the scuffle. The shark was killed during the half hour battle which was reportedly triggered by Meisner?s attempt to remove the shark from his pool. ?He was obviously angered by the circumstances of having this animal in his swimming pool,? said veteran record producer, Bob Ezrin. ?We tried to persuade him to wait for the proper authorities, but he wouldn?t listen to us.? Ezrin and another house guest drove Meisner to the hospital after witnessing the entire attack. ?It was one of the most bizarre events I have ever witnessed, and I?ve seen a lot over the years.? Meisner was released from the hospital Saturday morning and is reportedly in good condition. Manager Jace Hollinger did not rule out pursuing legal action on behalf of his client. ?Our main concern is Brett?s health and safety,? stressed Hollinger. ?At the same time we strongly oppose the idea that it is acceptable for the Fire Department of Los Angeles to cluster bomb its citizens with man eating sharks.? The Los Angeles Fire Department is conducting a full investigation and refused to comment at this time. It is believed that the shark may have been accidentally pulled from the waters of Malibu as a squad of ten fire fighting helicopters were repeatedly reloading their payloads with ocean water in an effort to fight the fire in the posh and exclusive Canyon area. Believed to have been started by an unattended campsite fire, the blaze destroyed nearly 40 acres of land. No homes were damaged as a result of the fire. This shit made me laugh for hours __________________ Telegram: @bakokaye

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Jimmy Rock Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: West Hollywood Posts: 3,055	There was no shark in that pool!! it was Bako... when Brett Meisner went for a swim, Bako held his breath for 2 whole minutes then attacked Bretts toes slightly injuring his pinky toe on his left foot... Thats the real story!! __________________ Jimmy Rock \| ICQ: 285 748 329 [email protected]

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MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	its funny but can't be true. the buckets they use to scoop water have a big grate in them to stop anything bigger then a fist from entering it. it could not have scooped up a 6' shark ...lol __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	That's funny as hell lol

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