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gandalfuy 09-13-2007 11:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 13083271)
i have never masterbated in the last 3 minuites.
i have .

Farang 09-13-2007 11:13 PM
no shit?

polish_aristocrat 09-13-2007 11:34 PM
Sly, whats the point in such threads, if they arent true?

ilbb 09-13-2007 11:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sly (Post 13083219)
Truth.

Can anyone say the same?
Poor man, is it possible to physic it?

AGS-17 09-13-2007 11:41 PM
sory i not line too

gooddomains 09-14-2007 05:20 AM
time to start bro

gooddomains 09-14-2007 05:20 AM
better now than never

Cash 09-14-2007 06:24 AM
Yeah, right, never masturbated ... :)

X37375787 09-14-2007 06:28 AM
If any of you knew about Sly's condition, you'd be much more inclined to believe his statement.

loreen 09-14-2007 06:59 AM
I'm sorry.

mistergardener 09-14-2007 07:03 AM
Informative.

Hank_Heartland 09-14-2007 07:04 AM
Do the Icy Hot on your balls count:helpme:error:1orglaugh

dirtysouth 09-14-2007 07:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheapgallerydesign (Post 13083947)
You people obviously do not know who Sly is :)
Ditto. And he's def a cool mofo! Sly = good peoples. :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 09-14-2007 09:12 AM
Don't do it... it's quite addictive.

Star 69 09-14-2007 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sly (Post 13083219)
Truth.

Can anyone say the same?
And the OSKAR goes to........Sly:warning

Rama 09-14-2007 09:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AVNChris (Post 13083941)
Double amputee?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

he can try feetjobs!!

modF 09-14-2007 09:53 AM
If you could though, you would right? :)

GAMEFINEST 09-14-2007 09:56 AM
i havent either ...since the day 1

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-14-2007 10:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 13085934)
If any of you knew about Sly's condition, you'd be much more inclined to believe his statement.
whats his condition?

ArielRebel 09-14-2007 10:04 AM
you really miss something... lol

geedub 09-14-2007 10:21 AM
sly you probably get enough tail where wackin it isnt an option.

wild_jayx 09-14-2007 10:22 AM
HIPOCRITE!

hehheehe

Drake 09-14-2007 10:26 AM
feel backed up?

fuzebox 09-14-2007 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 13085934)
If any of you knew about Sly's condition, you'd be much more inclined to believe his statement.
But that's the point of the thread :)

tranza 09-14-2007 10:50 AM
I masturbate once a month on average.

tranza 09-14-2007 10:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nosey (Post 13084216)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gimo33 09-14-2007 11:04 AM
Don't worry, I've masturbated enough for the both of us :winkwink:

Quote:
Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 13085074)
For the person engaging in compulsive masturbation, they often experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of compulsive masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetylcholine. This behavior can also drain the motor nerves, neuro-muscular endings, and tissues of acetylcholine and replace it with too much stress adrenalin which is where memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters come from.
Uhmmm where am I? what are we talking about again?... :winkwink:

AK 09-14-2007 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nosey (Post 13084216)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Sly 09-14-2007 12:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13085142)
Sly, whats the point in such threads, if they arent true?

What are you talking about?

Silvercash Toni 09-14-2007 12:02 PM
I suggest you try it right now... lol

BetChips 09-14-2007 12:18 PM
Good Luck To you

Donfoolio 09-14-2007 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sly (Post 13083219)
Truth.

Can anyone say the same?
Orly? you must have some huge balls by now then :321GFY

Nasty JoJo 09-14-2007 12:36 PM
Are you human?

Brad 09-14-2007 12:39 PM
I call bullshit

flashfire 09-14-2007 12:41 PM
as if, I dont buy it

xmas13 09-14-2007 12:45 PM
80&#37; of men 'officially' masturbate, and 80% of the remaining 20% are liars :)

gornyhuy 09-14-2007 12:47 PM
My hands are still sticky from my last session.

nAtuRaLbEautY 09-14-2007 12:53 PM
I have NEVER masturbated in my life

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sly (Post 13083219)
Truth.

Can anyone say the same?
if that's true, you're not human bud!. hahaha!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

doopix 09-14-2007 01:35 PM
Are you all stupid?
This man has probably been physically disabled since birth.

polish_aristocrat 09-14-2007 01:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sly (Post 13087428)
What are you talking about?
well, you know it....

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/157487-masturbating.html

Tanker 09-14-2007 01:45 PM
Sly gets all the pussy I remember at a show he has some chicks in the bathroom with him! YEAH BOY You GO

Sly 09-14-2007 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13087878)

What isn't true? What are you talking about?

Peaches 09-14-2007 02:12 PM
Sly was one of the first in the biz to outsource manual labor ;)

TeenCat 09-14-2007 02:13 PM
i have never replied in this post ... ;)

polish_aristocrat 09-14-2007 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sly (Post 13087912)
What isn't true? What are you talking about?
I am saying that 4 years ago you were claiming you're going to try to go one year without masturbating, and right now you claim that you never masturbated in your life.

actually its pathetic for me to discuss this so I'll leave it at that, perhaps when it comes to biz you're more serious :)

Vick! 09-14-2007 02:19 PM
I call lie, or you are not man.

SykkBoy 09-14-2007 02:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13088061)
I am saying that 4 years ago you were claiming you're going to try to go one year without masturbating, and right now you claim that you never masturbated in your life.

actually its pathetic for me to discuss this so I'll leave it at that, perhaps when it comes to biz you're more serious :)
That doesn't mean he masturbated, THEN started the one year thing...he was saying, for the next year, he wasn't going to and he didn't...

Zebra 09-14-2007 02:36 PM
Sly caught a bunch of dumb fish today. Hook, line, and sinker. Nice job Sly! :thumbsup

beemk 09-14-2007 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13088061)
I am saying that 4 years ago you were claiming you're going to try to go one year without masturbating, and right now you claim that you never masturbated in your life.

actually its pathetic for me to discuss this so I'll leave it at that, perhaps when it comes to biz you're more serious :)
lol, hes playing the same joke now as he was back then, where in that post did it ever say he has ever masturbated?

Sly 09-14-2007 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13088061)
I am saying that 4 years ago you were claiming you're going to try to go one year without masturbating, and right now you claim that you never masturbated in your life.

actually its pathetic for me to discuss this so I'll leave it at that, perhaps when it comes to biz you're more serious :)

So where did I lie?


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