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Old 09-10-2007, 07:55 PM   #1
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YES! I finally fucking did it. I am the man. Yesssss, Yesssss!!! (pic)

I finally made an omlette that didn't break. I fucking rule




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Old 09-10-2007, 07:56 PM   #2
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Old 09-10-2007, 08:10 PM   #3
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Very cool, I cant do it for the life of me.It turns into scrambled eggs.lol
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Old 09-10-2007, 08:12 PM   #4
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lol! I can't make one at all
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Old 09-10-2007, 08:14 PM   #5
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Old 09-10-2007, 08:28 PM   #6
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Old 09-10-2007, 08:30 PM   #7
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Old 09-10-2007, 08:31 PM   #8
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Old 09-10-2007, 08:52 PM   #9
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Old 09-10-2007, 08:59 PM   #10
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Real men eat quiche for breakfast.

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Old 09-10-2007, 10:06 PM   #11
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:07 PM   #12
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I've still yet to master that art... congrats...
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:08 PM   #13
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i used to suck at them, and i went on a cruise and watched the omlette chef and realized how fucking easy it was. if you have a super small pan its easy.
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:09 PM   #14
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congrats... that's an important milestone in your life....
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:11 PM   #15
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:23 PM   #16
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Also, do NOT add milk and do NOT over whip the eggs. Just gently mix the eggs briefly and you'll have better luck as the eggs have less air whipped into them so they will stay stronger once cooked. Some people beat eggs like it's their dong while watching a Vivid DVD which is going to introduce a lot more air and weaken the eggs once they set up.
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:27 PM   #17
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I make Denny's commercial omelettes everytime. Im a pimp cook of all sorts. Just made a DAMN GOOD chicken cordon bleu... im FULLL!!!


nice omelette though
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Old 09-10-2007, 11:14 PM   #18
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Congrats man, good job LOL
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Old 09-10-2007, 11:20 PM   #19
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the trick is... don't flip it!

Cook it on the hot plate for 10 minutes on low, so that you can see bubbles on the top.

add some cheese to the top of it

Then turn on the grill and put the fry pan under the grill - keep a close eye on it as it will cook 50 x's faster and you get something like this

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Old 09-10-2007, 11:32 PM   #20
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nicely done..
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Old 09-11-2007, 12:10 AM   #21
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See, working at Denny's has its rewards.
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Old 09-11-2007, 12:19 AM   #22
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you're working too hard Lenny!
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Old 09-11-2007, 12:22 AM   #23
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well done!!! congrats)))
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Old 09-11-2007, 12:42 AM   #24
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See, working at Denny's has its rewards.
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Old 09-11-2007, 12:45 AM   #25
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Old 09-11-2007, 12:45 AM   #26
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Just to burst yer bubble. An omelet is technically tri folded and not bi folded
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:03 AM   #27
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Just to burst yer bubble. An omelet is technically tri folded and not bi folded
I've had them served both ways, in alot of different restaurants.

Maybe I'll do the tri-fold next time, but you must crawl before you can walk grasshopper.
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:11 AM   #28
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:25 AM   #29
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That would mean that you now have a fall back job at IHOP.

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Old 09-11-2007, 07:33 AM   #31
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with that non-sticky pan..shouldnt be a problem
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:39 AM   #32
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That would mean that you now have a fall back job at IHOP.

All hope is lost now

They demolished the Ihop here in town...

And the Denny's


All we have is Shari's now... and they dont accept out porn peddlin' kind
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:44 AM   #33
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:52 AM   #34
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decorate with three overlapping grilled tomato slices you boob
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:53 AM   #35
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Lol, congrats I guess!!!
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In my younger days, climbing the ranks of the restaurant business, I was an egg cook at a crappy casino in Laughlin, NV when we had a special called the old 49er, which was eggs, bacon, hashbrowns and toast for 49 cents....4am to noon....I couldn't eat eggs for about 3 years after that...I got so sick of looking at and smelling eggs...ugh, I'd get home from work and doze off on the couch dreaming of eggs....but it it did give me the ability to impress people with my egg flipping and omelet folding skills....the key is to have a really good pans and they have to be super clean...
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Old 09-11-2007, 08:01 AM   #37
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its all in the preparation and the technique ;)
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that made me want to go make an omelete for dinner
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That looks great.. now try sunny side up ;)
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Damn, my omlette's never turn out like that...
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thanks alot I was starving before this thread now im certain I will eat my desk.
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Goddammit. I'm hungry now. Thanks a alot! I have to get my lazy ass out of the house and go find food.
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haha, congrats! i don't even really like eggs/omlettes, but that one sure is a beauty.
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I've had them served both ways, in alot of different restaurants.

Maybe I'll do the tri-fold next time, but you must crawl before you can walk grasshopper.
I also had all kinds of bi forded ones, depends on thew cook I guess
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very nice.
i used to make omelets that looked like that. now like tony said...they turn into scrambled eggs.
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